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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a টাট্টু dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help আপনি with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do আপনি mean দ্বারা that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did আপনি ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did আপনি ever realize that the reason they laugh at আপনি is because of what আপনি do?
Clown: What are আপনি talking about?
Bob: They way আপনি dress, what আপনি do for a living, and some of the things that আপনি do.
Clown: Are আপনি suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank আপনি Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This টাট্টু is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that অশ্বশাবক in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees অশ্বশাবক in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like আপনি to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 বছর old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that আপনি think he hit আপনি on purpose.
12 বছর old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell আপনি the truth, he didn't.
12 বছর old: What are আপনি talking about?!
Bob: আপনি know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, অথবা pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 বছর old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 বছর old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, আপনি two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do আপনি want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* নমস্কার Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are আপনি doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see আপনি before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank আপনি Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if আপনি need anything else.
Howard: আপনি don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. আপনি don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and আপনি know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see আপনি when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to it.

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Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's আপনি right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a ইঁদুর inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is আরো normal than chill life-

Joel -...
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This was a mistake. 4th place: 10:46 3rd place: 14:58 2nd place: 29:29 1st place: 37:49
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I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet আপেল Acres, especially applejack the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the টাট্টু of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE পরবর্তি DAY....
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Unlike my original plan. This actually going to be বিভক্ত করা into 3 অথবা 4 halfs..
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Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached দ্বারা Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There আপনি are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in প্রণয় with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been...
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