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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a টাট্টু dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help আপনি with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do আপনি mean দ্বারা that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did আপনি ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did আপনি ever realize that the reason they laugh at আপনি is because of what আপনি do?
Clown: What are আপনি talking about?
Bob: They way আপনি dress, what আপনি do for a living, and some of the things that আপনি do.
Clown: Are আপনি suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank আপনি Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This টাট্টু is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that অশ্বশাবক in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees অশ্বশাবক in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like আপনি to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 বছর old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that আপনি think he hit আপনি on purpose.
12 বছর old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell আপনি the truth, he didn't.
12 বছর old: What are আপনি talking about?!
Bob: আপনি know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, অথবা pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 বছর old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 বছর old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, আপনি two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do আপনি want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* নমস্কার Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are আপনি doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see আপনি before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank আপনি Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if আপনি need anything else.
Howard: আপনি don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. আপনি don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and আপনি know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see আপনি when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to it.

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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHAT DID আপনি DO DISCORD"?

DISCORD- "LIGHTEN UP PONIES I ONLY MADE বন্ধু OF PONIES LIKE YOU" !

PINKIE PIE- "HEY TWILIGHT THOSE PONIES GIVE ME THE CREEPS I'M NOT SURE IF THEY LOOK LIKE THE MANE SIX" ?

RARITY- "THEY SURELY DO LOOK RATHER HIDIOUS".

RAINBOW DASH- "YEAH I THINK THEY COULDN'T OUT FLY AN AWESOME টাট্টু PEGASUS LIKE ME"!

DISCORD- "AMUSING ISN'T IT I THOUGHT আপনি PONIES WANTED SOME FUN "!

FLUTTERSHY-"REMEMBER DISCORD REFORMED EVEN IF HIS MANE SIX ARE DARK THEY NEED ALL THE প্রণয় INSIDE THEIR BROKEN HEARTS"!
APPLEJACK- "YA RIGHT FLUTTERSHY I SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN আপনি WENT...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked দ্বারা those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but নমস্কার I won't give আপনি any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so আপনি can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are আপনি helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel আপনি will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - প্রদর্শনী yourself and stop using radio আপনি are pissing me...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe আপনি pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're আপনি heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are আপনি going!?

Master Sword: Didn't আপনি hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the ব্যক্ত bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one আরো time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' আরো to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be আরো to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And রামধনু Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much আরো serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the দিন to দিন activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are বন্ধু live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: নমস্কার everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: আপনি know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: আপনি were supposed to make them laugh আপনি idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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