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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did আপনি spend it all বিয়ার again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that দিন came and went after আপনি gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but আপনি know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.

Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.

Glaze: Old times?.. আপনি haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I হারিয়ে গেছে my গান গাওয়া job cause off আপনি appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.

Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.

যেভাবে খুশী টাট্টু walks by.

Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-

Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).

Saten; (screams in agony).

Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.

Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause আপনি got hotter over the years, doesn't mean আপনি can boss me around.

Glaze: আপনি owe me money.. I kinda can.

Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.

Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.

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LATER THAT EVENING:

আপেল Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?

Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?

Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.

Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!

আপেল Bloom: Absolutely!

(awkward silence).

Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?

আপেল Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!

Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!

Sweetie Belle: অথবা ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!

আপেল Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.

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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!

AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?

Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight গাউন it.. It ruined my entire life.

Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.

Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of আপনি have $278 dollars?

Crusaders: No.

Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).

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Sweetie Belle: But are আপনি sure আপনি feel content?

Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?

Big McIntosh: Nnnope.

আপেল Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that আপনি don't really know what your purpose is in life অথবা why আপনি have a big আপেল as a cutie mark?

Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

আপেল Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.

Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?

Scootaloo: Kinda makes আপনি wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?

আপেল Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.

Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.

Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.

Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what আপনি mean. আপনি can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.

Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?

Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every ডাম্বেল in Ponyville!

Scootaloo: [nervously] Have আপনি tried lifting other things?

Bulk Biceps: আপনি mean, not dumbbells?

Sweetie Belle: Yeah!

Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. আপনি guys are awesome! [crunch]

Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?

Sweetie Belle: ...I guess আপনি could teach other ponies to lift things?

আপেল Bloom: Yeah!

Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, আপনি three really have a knack for this! (leaves)

Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!

আপেল Bloom: Maybe too easy.

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LATER AGAIN:

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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:

Crusaders: Are আপনি sure your contend with your cutie mark?

Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if আপনি don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on হ্যালোইন mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!

Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?

AppleBloom: I wish I knew.

Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!

The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.

Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.

Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the বৃক্ষ house.
So in this Dan Rants there gonna be আরো জীবন্ত shit and some Criticitism toward this club.

This club is pretty much... Eh...
We don't have so much alive people and well some good people are rip. So I shall ask আপনি - let's boost it up.

So in first episode I ব্যক্ত about "user of the month" thing. So I thought of making it happens but I don't know how many ভোট would drop. আপনি can expect মতামত possibly made tomorrow (will try to put most people in them but choose will be free আপনি will be able to add it for yourself)


So I get alot of criticism on "to আপনি don't like Sword art online and Free ? Wow he...
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 ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Sunshine
Candy Sunshine
at Alicorn City, there is a young টাট্টু named ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Sunshine. her mother Gem Sunshine wanted her to see the land of Equestria and every টাট্টু there. when she got on the train her mother was crying tears of joy and waving her hoof in the air. meanwhile at PonyVille, Every টাট্টু was trotting and flying in ponyville. the mane 6 was standing পরবর্তি to the train station. they knew a train was not coming to pick them up to go to Canter-lot because it was early in the morning and the train driver might still be sleeping. "the train is not coming every pony" Twilight said. every টাট্টু started to be sad....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
August 22nd, 1959. 8:52 AM, Lahaina train station.

Two Black ponies are wearing purple স্যুইটস্‌ with yellow ties. They're both carrying brief cases.

Larry: *Watching them, on their left*
Adrenaline: So, is that them?
Larry: Yeah. That's what the don said.
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Larry: I go to the back of the train with them, and প্রদর্শনী them this. *Shows a fake Movie Director ID* I tell them that I want them to act in a movie, and during that, আপনি check their cases to see if they have any info going against us. After আপনি find it, we kill them.
Adrenaline: Sounds good to me.

The train arrived,...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily and Deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

A few road workers had to use jack hammers to crack the road, making it easier for Percy, and Jeff to take out the rails.

Jeff: *Taking out the bad rails with his magic* Percy, can আপনি get us our tools from the speeder?
Percy: Right away Jeff. *Walks to the speeder*

But soon, he saw something that made him worry.

Percy: Jeff?!
Jeff: What is it Percy?
Percy: There's a train coming towards us, but it looks like it's going too fast!
Jeff: Shit, that could only mean one thing.
Percy & Jeff: Orion.
Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:06 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The yards were busy when the Military ponies woke up.

Military টাট্টু 2: Okay, let's continue with our inspection.
Military টাট্টু 1: Right. *Sits down in the Jeep with his partner*
Mike: *In front of Hawkeye, and Stylo as they enter the yards* নমস্কার lads, guess what.
Hawkeye: What?
Mike: Me, and Dan have a plan.
Stylo: For?
Mike: Getting rid of the military ponies.
Hawkeye: And that is?
Mike: To convince them that we're not communists.
Hawkeye: Okay, that's great. *Walks past him*
Stylo: *Follows Hawkeye*
Mike:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were helping clear the traffic from the accident, caused দ্বারা Ultimate Deadman in his Jeep.

Julia: *Controlling the traffic, making everyone go to the left of the accident*
Tim: *Talking to two ponies on the right side of the road* Do আপনি know how this happened?
Stallion 66: Some guy in his Jeep was off roading when he jumped onto this road, and floored it.
Tim: Did আপনি catch the license plate?
Stallion 66: No sir, but the driver is a red pegasus.
Tim: Okay, thanks for your help.

When the traffic was back to normal, Julia talked to Tim as they were on patrol

Tim: I talked to one of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ultimate Deadman's Jeep
Ultimate Deadman's Jeep
Ultimate Deadman was at his house, a big log কেবিন in the middle of the woods. He had a long drive way, and a গ্যারেজ পরবর্তি to his house.

Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just সরানো that here, and সরানো this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his বন্ধু on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.

Song: link

 Big Tire and Silverado both drive a truck like this
Big Tire and Silverado...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Canterlot, 6:50 AM

The sun was just rising as a convoy left Canterlot. In the convoy was a Lincoln, two Chryslers, and a 1954 Cadillac convertible. Each car was shiny, and black, and Twilight's in the Cadillac. The front of that car has two purple flags with her cutie mark on it.

Episode 3: বড়দিন Trees And Assassinations

Special Guest Stars, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna as theirselves.
SeanTheHedgehog's Tom Foolery as Brett Flasch

In Gran Turismo, everypony heard that Twilight Sparkle was coming to visit.

Tim: *Listening to the radio inside his car as he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black পরিবর্তনযোগ্য with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the পরিবর্তনযোগ্য they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times দ্বারা a blue unicorn. He gets punched one আরো time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting পরবর্তি to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
রামধনু Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by SomeoneButNoone
What would আপনি do if an plauge would come to your land and corrupt all the land আপনি knew and loved.

Named "The V-Virus" was made দ্বারা Celestial corporation as special medicicine that would bring revolution to world. It did brought revolution to world - in a wrong way. What was told us that virus would kill any type of sickness including things like cancer. It was a dream for all... The "medicine" was spreader over whole Equestria and more. Noone suspected a thing untill ponies were found choking on their blood and mutating. The scientists found a lot of gene changes inside tested Ponies bodies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Canada24
রামধনু Dash and the ladies finally arrived at Canterlot.

They met up with Celestia.

"I bet your here for Scootaloo" Celestia grinned.

"Just please tell me she's alright!?" Dash cried anxiously.

"Yes. Ditto and I saved her from Ganger and his gang. But it wasn't easy" Celestia insisted.

"Oh thank god for that" Dash cried, though still having trouble calming down.

"Come, I'll bring আপনি to her and Ditto" Celestia insisted.

"Please do" Dash cried anxiously.

"Follow me" Celestia said, motioning for her and the others to follow her.

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They...
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Eggman arrived just in time to see his airbase destroyed.

Eggman: I want the son of a দুশ্চরিত্রা responsible for this!!
Nazi: He's probably gone দ্বারা now Doctor.
Twilight: *Arriving*
Nazi: Sir, *Points a gun at her* It's one of them!
Eggman: Stand down, she's not attacking us. We won't attack her.
Twilight: *Lands in front of Eggman* Man, I wanna যোগদান আপনি guys.
Eggman: Why?
Twilight: Because Celestia's an asshole! That's why I killed her and Luna, along with hundreds of her guards!
Eggman: আপনি did, eh? Well then, welcome to my army.
Nazi: Doctor, have আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে your mind?
Eggman: Yes, I হারিয়ে গেছে my mind...
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posted by Elundhati
I realize that you've always been an outcast
It's not everyone at school who likes to think
To find a student that's like you
I've had one অথবা maybe two
But the good ones dissapear before I blink

(Oh, wuh-oh-wuh, oh
Oh, wuh-oh-wuh)

Now I understand আপনি have your reservations
It's hard to have a brain as large as yours
But if we don't win these games
Well, I think I've made it plain
What will happen if we have the losing scores!

(Oh, wuh-oh-wuh, oh
Oh, wuh-oh-wuh)

Unleash the magic
Unleash the magic
If we lose, then you're to blame
They all have used it
Maybe abused it
So then why can't we do the same?

(Oh, wuh-oh-wuh,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Larry Wilcox is on the left and Erik Estrada is on the right
Larry Wilcox is on the left and Erik Estrada is on the right
In the first CHiPs অনুরাগী fic, the Canterlot Highway Patrol dealt with ponies stealing cars. Now they're going to deal with robbers.

For future reference, আপনি can find every CHP pony's picture from the roleplay. Their pictures are on pages 1-7: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Larry Wilcox as Jon Baker
And Erik Estrada as Frank Poncherello in...

Jon & Frank: *On their police motorcycles, riding on the highway*
Frank: I can't wait to get my brand new Camaro partner.
Jon: I can't wait either. You've been talking about it so much, I think that everyone we chase drive's one of those, and I mess up our...
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posted by Canada24
Now.. We all know at this point.

That I don't consider this THE GREATEST প্রদর্শনী EVER MADE..

In fact. Sometimes it's just plain terrible.
There's only so many episodes I even watch anymore.

And I once stated Discord and Scooty are the only ones I like anymore.

Even Pinkie's adorability is raring off sometimes.

I often say the প্রদর্শনী should of ended after Twilight defeated Tirek.

But season 5 is keeping me happy.
Their giving us serprised, and giving background characters chances to sign.
(though I sometimes have mixed thoughts about AJ. She's a bit of a country girl steriotype), but I like her anyway.

Anyway....
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Hasbro
Why is G4 so special?

I wish I knew.

But in 2010, Hasbro aimed to relaunch the My Little টাট্টু line, following the success of the re-envisioning of the ট্র্যান্সফর্মার franchise, and brought in animator Lauren Faust as the creative developer for the show; in addition to developing the looks and characters to be featured in the toy line.

I am not sure how and why this began in the first place.
But G4 became way আরো famish than G3.

And with out faces like "this"


Guess it wasn't too hard to be better.

I don't know much about G3.
And never plan on changing that, EVER.

All I know is that even the target...
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