1) Pick up cat and শৈশবাবস্থা it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from শীর্ষ of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted দ্বারা cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) মোড়ানো cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force মার্জার mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with মিষ্টান্ন spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from গ্যারেজ and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for তারিখ of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring আগুন brigade to retrieve cat from বৃক্ষ across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed দ্বারা large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive আপনি to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop দ্বারা furniture ভান্দার on way প্রথমপাতা to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from শীর্ষ of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted দ্বারা cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) মোড়ানো cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force মার্জার mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with মিষ্টান্ন spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from গ্যারেজ and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for তারিখ of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring আগুন brigade to retrieve cat from বৃক্ষ across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed দ্বারা large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive আপনি to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop দ্বারা furniture ভান্দার on way প্রথমপাতা to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
1.) Start saying the প্রশ্ন really loudly and if they try to tell আপনি to be quite say "shhh this is a test আপনি know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering যেভাবে খুশী numbers to the person পরবর্তি to আপনি and then when the teacher tells আপনি off say "They made me give them the উত্তর অথবা they ব্যক্ত they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at আপনি say "What are আপনি lookin at!" অথবা "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on শীর্ষ of the টেবিল and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have আপনি been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering যেভাবে খুশী numbers to the person পরবর্তি to আপনি and then when the teacher tells আপনি off say "They made me give them the উত্তর অথবা they ব্যক্ত they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at আপনি say "What are আপনি lookin at!" অথবা "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on শীর্ষ of the টেবিল and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have আপনি been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ফ্যান্টাসি is flying
It's a দুর্গ in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ড্রাগন now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a দুর্গ in the sky
অথবা there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ফ্যান্টাসি is not a crime
Find your দুর্গ in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads আপনি to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my ফ্যান্টাসি is flying
It's a দুর্গ in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ড্রাগন now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a দুর্গ in the sky
অথবা there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ফ্যান্টাসি is not a crime
Find your দুর্গ in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads আপনি to the moon 'cause..."
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can আপনি believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how আপনি respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can আপনি believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how আপনি respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope আপনি are getting use to this প্রদর্শনী cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did আপনি say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope আপনি enjoy the picture!
The End!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE আপনি AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING আপনি 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST তারকা IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T আপনি EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO আপনি BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF অথবা I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the প্রদর্শনী earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE আপনি AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING আপনি 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST তারকা IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T আপনি EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO আপনি BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF অথবা I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the প্রদর্শনী earlyer!Bye!
The End