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1) Pick up cat and শৈশবাবস্থা it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.

4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from শীর্ষ of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.

5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted দ্বারা cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

7) মোড়ানো cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force মার্জার mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.

9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with মিষ্টান্ন spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

10) Fetch scrwdriver from গ্যারেজ and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for তারিখ of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

11) Ring আগুন brigade to retrieve cat from বৃক্ষ across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed দ্বারা large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.

13) Get friend to drive আপনি to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop দ্বারা furniture ভান্দার on way প্রথমপাতা to order new table.

14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
1. chewed chewing gum under your টেবিল must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If আপনি lick your sweat আপনি can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen আপনি in da ঝরনা no JOKE

4. people be sick on আপনি all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct আপনি one দিন and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but আপনি see dat guy behind u he is going to kill আপনি

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. আপনি cany dance অথবা sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for আপনি নমস্কার sexi
This is for a very nice and friendly person, that আপনি know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This প্রবন্ধ is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank আপনি so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if আপনি have nothing good অথবা nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If আপনি had a হৃদয় আপনি would keep your মতামত to yourselves,...
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1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on জন্তু জানোয়ার only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use দ্বারা trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either দ্বারা falling...
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• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if আপনি are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems আপনি were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if আপনি would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them আপনি are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them আপনি have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand আপনি your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...
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