1) Pick up cat and শৈশবাবস্থা it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from শীর্ষ of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted দ্বারা cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) মোড়ানো cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force মার্জার mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with মিষ্টান্ন spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from গ্যারেজ and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for তারিখ of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring আগুন brigade to retrieve cat from বৃক্ষ across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed দ্বারা large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive আপনি to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop দ্বারা furniture ভান্দার on way প্রথমপাতা to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from শীর্ষ of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted দ্বারা cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) মোড়ানো cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force মার্জার mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with মিষ্টান্ন spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from গ্যারেজ and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for তারিখ of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring আগুন brigade to retrieve cat from বৃক্ষ across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed দ্বারা large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive আপনি to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop দ্বারা furniture ভান্দার on way প্রথমপাতা to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my গুপ্তশব্দ for ফ্যানপপ and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the মতামত and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being ব্যক্ত i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my গুপ্তশব্দ so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if আপনি see some retarded post made দ্বারা me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if আপনি don't believe me then find your choice.
that being ব্যক্ত i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my গুপ্তশব্দ so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if আপনি see some retarded post made দ্বারা me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if আপনি don't believe me then find your choice.
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls প্রদর্শনী that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little চকোলেট sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, রামধনু দুশ্চরিত্রা and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls প্রদর্শনী that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little চকোলেট sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, রামধনু দুশ্চরিত্রা and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I প্রণয় and leave you
They call me হৃদয় breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If আপনি fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear আপনি apart
Told আপনি from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad নেকড়ে I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If আপনি fall for me I'm only gonna tear আপনি apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I প্রণয় and leave you
They call me হৃদয় breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If আপনি fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear আপনি apart
Told আপনি from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad নেকড়ে I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If আপনি fall for me I'm only gonna tear আপনি apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow কুইন who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got প্রথমপাতা the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
Oh, আপনি better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of কুমড়া pie.
Too bad আপনি finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, আপনি needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
আপনি ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows আপনি are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, আপনি better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.