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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the শীর্ষ ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the শীর্ষ ten so easily. Most of my শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break right into the শীর্ষ Ten, and beat out both Silent পাহাড় 2 and No আরো Heroes. So let’s talk about why. Taking place in the বছর 11945, a group of androids known as the YoRHa Unit are fighting a seemingly endless war against a group of machines on the earth to save it for the good of humanity. One of these androids, the fighter 2B and her partner, a young scouter named 9S, go across the ruins of earth in the hopes of salvaging something, and many deaths and many, many tears are experienced throughout the game. Mixing this game with Yoko Taro’s insanely brilliant লেখা and the grand polish of Platinum Games’ gameplay, this was a match that sounded too good to be true, and yet here we are. The game has a real fun combat system, where আপনি can use two swords at once to perform different combos, and with all weapons having different speed, attacks, and such, it’s good to experiment with them. আপনি also have a Pod, a little robot assistant, that helps আপনি shoot enemies, and can also perform special moves that really hits them. All this gives আপনি a chance to try out new things and to see what works best for you. And it doesn’t stop there, cause there are also Chips, which give আপনি different stat boosts, like speed, strength, health, and so on. And I thought changing out weapons would be experimental, but the chips really change things up. And what’s আরো is that 2B and 9S have different gameplay mechanics entirely. 2B is a fighter, so she is just your usual Platinum player character, but 9S is as weak as a baby, so he relies on hacking into robots to destroy them from the inside, turn into them temporarily, অথবা have them fight alongside them. The world of Automata is also breathtaking. I remember just seeing the City Ruins and thinking, “damn”. And boy, little did I know there would be আরো glorious moments like that. I could honestly make a তালিকা of my পছন্দ moments from NieR: Automata alone. The game can get painfully depressing but also poetically beautiful all within the span of a few minutes. Seriously, the সেকেন্ড আপনি start the third route, আপনি will feel like আপনি just had your হৃদয় torn out দ্বারা Yoko Taro has he starts LOLing. And, again, the music. That damn score is so beautiful, and any song in the game where the vocals kick in really adds to it. I could spend hours talking about Automata’s world building, the depressing nature of it, and how it also connects to psychology, but that would take forever. And then there’s the side content, like all the side quests, all the weapons to collect that all have their own stories, the really wacky secret endings আপনি can get out of nowhere, and getting to see my boy Emil again from the first game is always a joyful experience. God, why is there so much to talk about in this game? I’m so used to just spending one page worth of talking about the game, and yet I want to talk about Automata all the damn time. I just প্রণয় this game so much.
Okay, slowing down now. NieR: Automata is a beautifully depressing game and probably the best game on the PS4 right now. Yes, better than Bloodborne and Persona 5. Maybe not on a technical level, but it managed to impress, amaze, and keep me invested from start to end. And yes, 2B has a nice ass. Please contain your thirst, people
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with রামধনু Dash, and we were going to সরানো into a very nice house দ্বারা a কেক factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the ট্রাঙ্ক of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What আপনি really want...
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Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five মিনিট Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, আপনি don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, আপনি can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim বন্দুক at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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(And now প্রতিমূর্তি don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY মাস is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY মাস marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The পরবর্তি review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed দ্বারা lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can সরানো on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was আরো of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much আরো interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way আরো fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this তালিকা is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-



*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years পূর্বে I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA দ্বারা the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I প্রণয় Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
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#1:SULLIVAN:
As আপনি already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..


#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)


#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..


#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..


#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..


#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
~Story~

A detective দ্বারা the name of Hal Moore suffers from mental depression and thoughts of suicide. After the death of his daughter, where he chose to save his drowning adopted son in hopes of trying to save them both, his son, Andrew, has been quiet and developed a sense of cruelty, assaulting and threatening other children and harming animals. His wife, Michelle, has grown to hate Hal after their daughter’s death, blaming him for not saving her and has become an alcoholic and started cheating on him. Though Hal does believe this, he still does what he can to help others. This has lead him...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms রাস্তা spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced দ্বারা his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting, simply bored.
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using উদ্ধৃতি from other চলচ্চিত্র (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead spoof):
The complete opposite...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that টেট্রা was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped দ্বারা the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I প্রণয় Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one বছর old, and already they are remaking it for প্লে-ষ্টেশন 4 and XBox One. Seriously, আপনি should at least give a game some time to age before আপনি remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people ব্যক্ত is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are আপনি remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! আপনি still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... আপনি brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: আপনি seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are আপনি here?

Henry: we need আপনি back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: আপনি are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach আপনি

Henry: আপনি and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell আপনি do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did আপনি bring me along!?

???: আপনি figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that আপনি have to bring me with you!

???: in the চলচ্চিত্র people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would আপনি think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, যেভাবে খুশী prisoners,...
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There are a lot of video games that have জীবন্ত about them. আপনি have classics like Persona 4: The Animation, Devil May Cry, and of course Pokemon. And with new জীবন্ত based on video games, like Phoenix Wright having a pretty good জীবন্ত series, and with Castlevania being announced to have a জীবন্ত some time in the future, it makes me wonder if there are other video games that could have some pretty neat anime. So, today, I want to share with আপনি some জীবন্ত that could have the potential to have their own anime. Now, before I start, there are some things to address. First off, I am only including...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
After my শীর্ষ Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, I really wanted to make a শীর্ষ Hated Animated Characters List. However, the problem with that is that I don’t hate that many animated characters. Not that I don’t, it’s just that when আপনি play video games, আপনি get a different perspective of characters than আপনি do watching animated shows. With video games, আপনি look through the protagonists eyes, and আপনি have the same opinion of other characters that the protagonist has, making the player (That’s you) the protagonist. With animated shows, you’re just the spectator, watching events unfold...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
What is a story without characters? Well, it isn’t really a story, now is it? And none of আপনি smartasses try to go find some obscure book অথবা poem that doesn’t have characters in it, because I don’t care. Anyway, video games hold just as much story as any medium. Story is sometimes not as important as gameplay, like action games অথবা shooters, অথবা a major part of the game, like RPGs and point and click. But no matter what genre they may be, every game needs to have a character আপনি play as, in order to have them interact with the world and others with them, and have them tell the story through...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Okay, so after a whole week when I ব্যক্ত “The Resident Evil 4 review will be out tomorrow”, I am finally going to do the actual review. Yeah, I know, I should have done it sooner, but আপনি know, school and finals and junk. Anyway, how about that review. We all know that Resident Evil is one of the best horror franchises out there. It managed to make survival horror what it is today. Sure, we may have just gotten out of the dark ages of Resident Evil, what with Resident Evil 6 being a Michael উপসাগর movie and Umbrella Corps being the worst thing ever, but I think Resident Evil VII is a step in...
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