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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the শীর্ষ ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the শীর্ষ ten so easily. Most of my শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break right into the শীর্ষ Ten, and beat out both Silent পাহাড় 2 and No আরো Heroes. So let’s talk about why. Taking place in the বছর 11945, a group of androids known as the YoRHa Unit are fighting a seemingly endless war against a group of machines on the earth to save it for the good of humanity. One of these androids, the fighter 2B and her partner, a young scouter named 9S, go across the ruins of earth in the hopes of salvaging something, and many deaths and many, many tears are experienced throughout the game. Mixing this game with Yoko Taro’s insanely brilliant লেখা and the grand polish of Platinum Games’ gameplay, this was a match that sounded too good to be true, and yet here we are. The game has a real fun combat system, where আপনি can use two swords at once to perform different combos, and with all weapons having different speed, attacks, and such, it’s good to experiment with them. আপনি also have a Pod, a little robot assistant, that helps আপনি shoot enemies, and can also perform special moves that really hits them. All this gives আপনি a chance to try out new things and to see what works best for you. And it doesn’t stop there, cause there are also Chips, which give আপনি different stat boosts, like speed, strength, health, and so on. And I thought changing out weapons would be experimental, but the chips really change things up. And what’s আরো is that 2B and 9S have different gameplay mechanics entirely. 2B is a fighter, so she is just your usual Platinum player character, but 9S is as weak as a baby, so he relies on hacking into robots to destroy them from the inside, turn into them temporarily, অথবা have them fight alongside them. The world of Automata is also breathtaking. I remember just seeing the City Ruins and thinking, “damn”. And boy, little did I know there would be আরো glorious moments like that. I could honestly make a তালিকা of my পছন্দ moments from NieR: Automata alone. The game can get painfully depressing but also poetically beautiful all within the span of a few minutes. Seriously, the সেকেন্ড আপনি start the third route, আপনি will feel like আপনি just had your হৃদয় torn out দ্বারা Yoko Taro has he starts LOLing. And, again, the music. That damn score is so beautiful, and any song in the game where the vocals kick in really adds to it. I could spend hours talking about Automata’s world building, the depressing nature of it, and how it also connects to psychology, but that would take forever. And then there’s the side content, like all the side quests, all the weapons to collect that all have their own stories, the really wacky secret endings আপনি can get out of nowhere, and getting to see my boy Emil again from the first game is always a joyful experience. God, why is there so much to talk about in this game? I’m so used to just spending one page worth of talking about the game, and yet I want to talk about Automata all the damn time. I just প্রণয় this game so much.
Okay, slowing down now. NieR: Automata is a beautifully depressing game and probably the best game on the PS4 right now. Yes, better than Bloodborne and Persona 5. Maybe not on a technical level, but it managed to impress, amaze, and keep me invested from start to end. And yes, 2B has a nice ass. Please contain your thirst, people
Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one দ্বারা far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, দ্বারা far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of আপনি with the flu who think আপনি got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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#10: প্রথমপাতা SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple প্রথমপাতা grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this দ্বারা making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
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1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's দিন (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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 WARNING: These songs will make আপনি wish আপনি were never born. Seriously, if আপনি think আপনি know bad songs, আপনি haven't seen anything yet.
WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I ব্যক্ত I hated it. সঙ্গীত is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little আরো entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

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And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether আপনি like them অথবা not, আপনি have to admit...
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আপনি know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this তালিকা is about.

The জীবন্ত on this তালিকা are all জীবন্ত that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it অথবা just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry দ্বারা saying that I প্রণয় comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Well, we’re finally at the শীর্ষ ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror জীবন্ত must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The প্রদর্শনী is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the সৈকত named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing চলচ্চিত্র out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell আপনি all the worst চলচ্চিত্র I have ever seen. First off, these have to be চলচ্চিত্র that I have seen, so no খাবার Fight, Biodome, অথবা any of the animated টাইটানিক movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, অথবা are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, অথবা Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. আপনি know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish আপনি for your poor choices throughout the game and give আপনি a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. আপনি know, the ones that make আপনি want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, অথবা any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, I প্রণয় Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my পছন্দ games of all time. And, I REALLY প্রণয় the rare items. Probably because they are based off other নিন্টেডো Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my পছন্দ items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

 আগুন Bar
Fire Bar


#10: আগুন Bar - Now, this is the আগুন Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around আগুন balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I প্রণয় so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, অথবা were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that আপনি didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, অথবা it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. আপনি have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, আপনি actually have...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, after I made my শীর্ষ Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot আরো lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many আরো lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

 Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the আরো nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character আপনি meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th দেওয়াল আরো times...
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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to নিন্টেডো consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Okay, so, when আপনি think of violent video games, where আপনি kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, অথবা Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where আপনি don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where আপনি go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme অথবা reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that আপনি play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon দিন Care Center. Here, আপনি can leave two Pokemon. When আপনি leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as শ্রেক is Love, শ্রেক is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something আপনি want to see. Unless আপনি are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a শীর্ষ Ten Hated MLP characters, and a শীর্ষ Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a শীর্ষ Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if আপনি like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this প্রদর্শনী knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on আগুন again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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