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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the শীর্ষ ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the শীর্ষ ten so easily. Most of my শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break right into the শীর্ষ Ten, and beat out both Silent পাহাড় 2 and No আরো Heroes. So let’s talk about why. Taking place in the বছর 11945, a group of androids known as the YoRHa Unit are fighting a seemingly endless war against a group of machines on the earth to save it for the good of humanity. One of these androids, the fighter 2B and her partner, a young scouter named 9S, go across the ruins of earth in the hopes of salvaging something, and many deaths and many, many tears are experienced throughout the game. Mixing this game with Yoko Taro’s insanely brilliant লেখা and the grand polish of Platinum Games’ gameplay, this was a match that sounded too good to be true, and yet here we are. The game has a real fun combat system, where আপনি can use two swords at once to perform different combos, and with all weapons having different speed, attacks, and such, it’s good to experiment with them. আপনি also have a Pod, a little robot assistant, that helps আপনি shoot enemies, and can also perform special moves that really hits them. All this gives আপনি a chance to try out new things and to see what works best for you. And it doesn’t stop there, cause there are also Chips, which give আপনি different stat boosts, like speed, strength, health, and so on. And I thought changing out weapons would be experimental, but the chips really change things up. And what’s আরো is that 2B and 9S have different gameplay mechanics entirely. 2B is a fighter, so she is just your usual Platinum player character, but 9S is as weak as a baby, so he relies on hacking into robots to destroy them from the inside, turn into them temporarily, অথবা have them fight alongside them. The world of Automata is also breathtaking. I remember just seeing the City Ruins and thinking, “damn”. And boy, little did I know there would be আরো glorious moments like that. I could honestly make a তালিকা of my পছন্দ moments from NieR: Automata alone. The game can get painfully depressing but also poetically beautiful all within the span of a few minutes. Seriously, the সেকেন্ড আপনি start the third route, আপনি will feel like আপনি just had your হৃদয় torn out দ্বারা Yoko Taro has he starts LOLing. And, again, the music. That damn score is so beautiful, and any song in the game where the vocals kick in really adds to it. I could spend hours talking about Automata’s world building, the depressing nature of it, and how it also connects to psychology, but that would take forever. And then there’s the side content, like all the side quests, all the weapons to collect that all have their own stories, the really wacky secret endings আপনি can get out of nowhere, and getting to see my boy Emil again from the first game is always a joyful experience. God, why is there so much to talk about in this game? I’m so used to just spending one page worth of talking about the game, and yet I want to talk about Automata all the damn time. I just প্রণয় this game so much.
Okay, slowing down now. NieR: Automata is a beautifully depressing game and probably the best game on the PS4 right now. Yes, better than Bloodborne and Persona 5. Maybe not on a technical level, but it managed to impress, amaze, and keep me invested from start to end. And yes, 2B has a nice ass. Please contain your thirst, people
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of আপনি outside the city, আপনি better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With আপনি assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ জীবন্ত list, I should do a শীর্ষ ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst জীবন্ত I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let আপনি guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an জীবন্ত that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: আপনি know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... লন্ডন and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground অথবা in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case আপনি couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors আপনি need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people আপনি wouldn’t want to run into in real life and আপনি definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the অনুরাগী tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. আপনি don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my পছন্দ RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with আপনি all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. আপনি may...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole তালিকা about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, অথবা just সামগ্রিক douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that আপনি feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way অথবা another I find disgusting, immature sex অথবা rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... আপনি see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, আরো condensed reviews but আপনি get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, অথবা didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out দ্বারা saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Welcome to প্রণয় & Death Corporated, where our নীতিবাণী is “You Only Live Once”. What is প্রণয় & Death Co. আপনি ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are আপনি familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When আপনি die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, আপনি could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if আপনি are a bad egg, আপনি will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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Have আপনি ever heard of the legendary রামেন Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter পরবর্তি A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this জীবন্ত short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but দ্বারা lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the সাম্প্রতিক years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad লেখা behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and যোগদান the ranks of washed up directors like...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
আপনি know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the চলচ্চিত্র for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent পাহাড় franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve আরো Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve আরো attention অথবা if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but আপনি gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. আপনি just gotta take what information...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter মোড়ানো Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… অথবা is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes অথবা Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes অথবা helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point অথবা another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. applejack was at Sweet আপেল Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...
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