-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone দ্বারা it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would আপনি prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If আপনি haven't come to Forks then আপনি wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other ভ্যাম্পায়ার and claim to be a family and adopted দ্বারা the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.

Bella: Wow. আপনি ব্যক্ত that in one breath.

Edward: Because Im sexy.

Bella: No. because আপনি don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. আপনি only breathe because its a habit and আপনি can't smell anything if i don't.

Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...

Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*

Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?

Bella: OMG i though আপনি couldn't read my mind!

Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because আপনি claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why আপনি appeal most to me than the other girls.

Bella: Wow. আপনি ব্যক্ত that in one breath, too.

Edward: Because Im sexy. And দ্বারা the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because আপনি claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why আপনি appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe আপনি should try texting with the small silver phone.

Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*

*BEEP BEEP*

Bella: OMG what's that sound??

Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.

From: BellaDearestzz

Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!

Edward: Uhhhh....

Bella: It;s supposed to say I প্রণয় You.

Edward: Maybe আপনি should use the small silver phone other than to text.

Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force আপনি into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with আপনি forever and every single দিন of forever!

Edward: No.

Bella: But whyyy??

Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I প্রণয় আপনি so much and I dont want আপনি to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.

Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase আপনি dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with আপনি forever and every single দিন of forever.

Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will চুম্বন আপনি passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let আপনি touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we ভ্যাম্পায়ার don;t have fangs.

Bella: And now I am having সেকেন্ড thoughts about loving আপনি because i প্রণয় my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend অথবা a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with আপনি again because eventhough i প্রণয় my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend অথবা a brother but as a guy, i প্রণয় আপনি more.

Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!


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