oh my god! well, it's official. the মাস of January as a whole hates us, it hates us as moviegoers. why? you're about to find out. "The Legend of Hercules". so, "The Legend of Hercules" stars Kellan Lutz as Hercules, along with a bunch of stuntmen and models. and "The Legend of Hercules" looks pretty much like that "Book of Mormon Movie" from 2003. yeah, it's like they all got together and were like "Hey, let's do a Hercules movie". no, it's not really the crew of "Book of Mormon" in this movie, i'm just saying it really looks like it.
and আপনি can totally tell that i hated this movie, but i'm serious here guys: it's terrible! and it's a different kinda bad, it's like when you're watching this movie and আপনি look up to God and you're like "Look, i'm sorry! Whatever i did to piss আপনি off, i'm really sorry". yea, i did that. why? cause this movie was so bad, it reminded me of "BlinkyTM". i couldn't believe it did that, and i hate "BlinkyTM" with a big passion. i mean, c'mon! they already reminded me of it দ্বারা saying they're making a shit sequel, so i don't need this movie to remind me of it again! from the opening shot of this movie, i was like "Alright, this CGI's complete shit. Hope it gets better". nope, the CGI's awful. there were a few scenes when it had sets, which that was cool. but this movie's just shitty CGI, shitty acting, shitty green screen and shitty costumes. the costumes don't have any grit to them. they're just "costumes" made in material that looks like somebody just bought em at a what-ever store.
and the fight sequences... oh sweet Jesus! আপনি might think i'm kidding, but i kid আপনি not. the fights were just obnoxious! and every fight scene lasted like around 30 minutes. but it seemed longer cause they just kept re-using slow motion. like when somebody gets hit, the slow mo happens and they're like "Hey look how stylistic we are!" it's not 2000 anymore. i'm serious, nobody gives a shit about that, so stop re-using it! but they just kept doing that over and over again. seriously, when somebody gets hit, it's just kicking the slow mo. and in the first scene of the movie, i was like "Is that gonna do the whole movie?" guess what? it does. And not only was everything terrible, and the movie set them back... maybe 500 bucks অথবা some shit like that.
but once that budget was gone, they tried to make something good, but they failed cause they couldn't. and আপনি can tell: when a guy gets hit দ্বারা a spear, he does that tuck-the-spear-under-your-arm thing. but the worst part of that whole scene, it's that the camera was focused on the side where he was tucking the spear under his arm. it would've been better if it would was like on the right side, where he was tucking it under his left arm. but really?! on the left side?! hell no! and yea, the অভিনয় was absolute shit, but i guess i gotta talk about that too. i'm serious guys. the অভিনয় in this movie.... *laughs* oh my god! Kellan Lutz might be a good guy in real life, but he can't act for shit! i'm serious, this guy doesn't know how to act. he's just there to প্রদর্শনী off some abs for the ladies. and the bad guys are so freaking over-the-top! and আপনি thought the bad guy in "The Last Airbender" was overacting. but that guy's like Viggo Mortenson on downers compared to the bad guys in this movie. Ya know, like Hercules's brother who's i guess supposed to be some sorta Loki knock-off, he just acts slimy all the time. and his dad who's supposed Zeus, he just yells and screams at everything he says. and i'm yelling right now, cause this movie was absolute shit and it got me heated. but this guy can be ordering from McDonalds and he'll be like "I'LL TAKE A BURGER, WITH A DIET PEPSI! NOT A REGULAR, BUT DIET PEPSI!" seriously guys, when i watching this movie and every time this guys came up, i almost fainted. i got no idea who the hell did he do that for the whole movie.
and this movie was directed দ্বারা Renny Harlin? really?! i mean, i don't know if আপনি know this, but Renny Harlin used to Hollywood's best Finnish director. there was a time when he did great চলচ্চিত্র like "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger" and "Deep Blue Sea". seriously Renny, what happened to you, man? why are আপনি doing this? "The Legend of Hercules" is officially the "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" of Hercules movies. yea, that's totally bad, i ain't making it up. cause i saw it for myself and i really suffered through it. honestly guys, there's nothing i actually liked in this movie.
cause "The Legend of Hercules" is... Dogshit!
i'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to the Brett Ratner version of "Hercules" now. seriously, after watching this piece of shit, i'm officially looking অগ্রবর্তী to Brett Ratner's "Hercules" starring The Rock. don't waste your time with this thing, it's a complete piece of shit!
1/10
and আপনি can totally tell that i hated this movie, but i'm serious here guys: it's terrible! and it's a different kinda bad, it's like when you're watching this movie and আপনি look up to God and you're like "Look, i'm sorry! Whatever i did to piss আপনি off, i'm really sorry". yea, i did that. why? cause this movie was so bad, it reminded me of "BlinkyTM". i couldn't believe it did that, and i hate "BlinkyTM" with a big passion. i mean, c'mon! they already reminded me of it দ্বারা saying they're making a shit sequel, so i don't need this movie to remind me of it again! from the opening shot of this movie, i was like "Alright, this CGI's complete shit. Hope it gets better". nope, the CGI's awful. there were a few scenes when it had sets, which that was cool. but this movie's just shitty CGI, shitty acting, shitty green screen and shitty costumes. the costumes don't have any grit to them. they're just "costumes" made in material that looks like somebody just bought em at a what-ever store.
and the fight sequences... oh sweet Jesus! আপনি might think i'm kidding, but i kid আপনি not. the fights were just obnoxious! and every fight scene lasted like around 30 minutes. but it seemed longer cause they just kept re-using slow motion. like when somebody gets hit, the slow mo happens and they're like "Hey look how stylistic we are!" it's not 2000 anymore. i'm serious, nobody gives a shit about that, so stop re-using it! but they just kept doing that over and over again. seriously, when somebody gets hit, it's just kicking the slow mo. and in the first scene of the movie, i was like "Is that gonna do the whole movie?" guess what? it does. And not only was everything terrible, and the movie set them back... maybe 500 bucks অথবা some shit like that.
but once that budget was gone, they tried to make something good, but they failed cause they couldn't. and আপনি can tell: when a guy gets hit দ্বারা a spear, he does that tuck-the-spear-under-your-arm thing. but the worst part of that whole scene, it's that the camera was focused on the side where he was tucking the spear under his arm. it would've been better if it would was like on the right side, where he was tucking it under his left arm. but really?! on the left side?! hell no! and yea, the অভিনয় was absolute shit, but i guess i gotta talk about that too. i'm serious guys. the অভিনয় in this movie.... *laughs* oh my god! Kellan Lutz might be a good guy in real life, but he can't act for shit! i'm serious, this guy doesn't know how to act. he's just there to প্রদর্শনী off some abs for the ladies. and the bad guys are so freaking over-the-top! and আপনি thought the bad guy in "The Last Airbender" was overacting. but that guy's like Viggo Mortenson on downers compared to the bad guys in this movie. Ya know, like Hercules's brother who's i guess supposed to be some sorta Loki knock-off, he just acts slimy all the time. and his dad who's supposed Zeus, he just yells and screams at everything he says. and i'm yelling right now, cause this movie was absolute shit and it got me heated. but this guy can be ordering from McDonalds and he'll be like "I'LL TAKE A BURGER, WITH A DIET PEPSI! NOT A REGULAR, BUT DIET PEPSI!" seriously guys, when i watching this movie and every time this guys came up, i almost fainted. i got no idea who the hell did he do that for the whole movie.
and this movie was directed দ্বারা Renny Harlin? really?! i mean, i don't know if আপনি know this, but Renny Harlin used to Hollywood's best Finnish director. there was a time when he did great চলচ্চিত্র like "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger" and "Deep Blue Sea". seriously Renny, what happened to you, man? why are আপনি doing this? "The Legend of Hercules" is officially the "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" of Hercules movies. yea, that's totally bad, i ain't making it up. cause i saw it for myself and i really suffered through it. honestly guys, there's nothing i actually liked in this movie.
cause "The Legend of Hercules" is... Dogshit!
i'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to the Brett Ratner version of "Hercules" now. seriously, after watching this piece of shit, i'm officially looking অগ্রবর্তী to Brett Ratner's "Hercules" starring The Rock. don't waste your time with this thing, it's a complete piece of shit!
1/10
Ryan sat down pulled up his sleeve and clenched his fist. Ryan"OK go." Kate opened her jaws and sunk her teeth in Ryan`s arm. a purple fluid flowed trough his veins. His veins glowed purple and in মিনিট it was done. Kate then took her jaws out of Ryan`s arm. Ryan quickly grew ears. Ryan what the hell." Then in one মিনিট he was a wolf. Ryan"said what the hell." Kate"See how does it feel good." Ryan"yea it feels alright."
TO BE CONTINUED
Part4
I hope আপনি liked this there are only going to be 2 আরো parts maybe 3 only if people like this series.
TO BE CONTINUED
Part4
I hope আপনি liked this there are only going to be 2 আরো parts maybe 3 only if people like this series.
প্রণয় Fight
She is perfect. She is so sexy, so perfect, so... everything... she would never প্রণয় someone like me...Then I noticed something. Someone was checking out my girl!!! Huge boner anyone could see a mile away!!! "Dum গাধা drooling bitch!"I I thought.
Then Brenna went into her den. "Motherfucker!" I said. Then I lunged at him and bit his leg. Then he pushed me off and shoved me into a rock. "Fuck!" I cried as I hit the rock.
The last thing I remember was this "no one messes with Kovu and gets away! Bitch!"...
Notes:
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This is my first story and it is not that good... I had an original better one but I হারিয়ে গেছে it... so I only have this.
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She is perfect. She is so sexy, so perfect, so... everything... she would never প্রণয় someone like me...Then I noticed something. Someone was checking out my girl!!! Huge boner anyone could see a mile away!!! "Dum গাধা drooling bitch!"I I thought.
Then Brenna went into her den. "Motherfucker!" I said. Then I lunged at him and bit his leg. Then he pushed me off and shoved me into a rock. "Fuck!" I cried as I hit the rock.
The last thing I remember was this "no one messes with Kovu and gets away! Bitch!"...
Notes:
Looked over দ্বারা alphakate21
This is my first story and it is not that good... I had an original better one but I হারিয়ে গেছে it... so I only have this.
Bio: link
2: link
GIVE ME INFORMATION ON WHAT GODS KID ARE আপনি AND WHAT আপনি LOOK LIKE YOUR AGE YOUR HOBBYS AND ETC. hERE ARE THE GODS:
THE BIG THREE:
ZUES
POSIDIEN
HADES
MINOR GODS:
HERMES
HEPETUAUS
ATHENA
APRHODITE
ARES
HERA
Demeter
artemis
Those are the god so choose wisely and give the
info..In the মতামত and here are some children of theses gods:
Percy Jackson/Posidien
Annabeth Chase/Athena
Nico Diangelo/Hades
Clarrisese/Ares
Luke Roy/Heremes
থালিয়া Grace/Grace
Phobe/Oracle
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THE BIG THREE:
ZUES
POSIDIEN
HADES
MINOR GODS:
HERMES
HEPETUAUS
ATHENA
APRHODITE
ARES
HERA
Demeter
artemis
Those are the god so choose wisely and give the
info..In the মতামত and here are some children of theses gods:
Percy Jackson/Posidien
Annabeth Chase/Athena
Nico Diangelo/Hades
Clarrisese/Ares
Luke Roy/Heremes
থালিয়া Grace/Grace
Phobe/Oracle
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"Sir, 245878372 Delta is ready."
"Lets do it then." Then I saw him push a red button and then the devise I was in started humming quit literally then I found myself among a group of dogs.
"What the fuck just happened?!?!"
"Well I cant tell আপনি that but I can tell আপনি your in the বছর of 2277 and your in The Capital Wasteland!"One of them replied.
"One... How the hell did I get from 2011 to 2277... Two... What the hell is 'The Capital Wasteland'?"
"The Capital Wasteland is what used to be 'Washington D.C.'"
Kate and Humphrey, two of Raccoon City's best S.T.A.R.S. agents are sent to investigate the mysterious disappearances of former member Albert Wesker. Accompanied দ্বারা Garth and Lilly, two rookies, they encounter the HIVE, Umbrella's শীর্ষ secret bio-weapon lab. But while the investigation continues, a deadly bio-weapon virus escapes and causes infection throughout the city. Will they get out alive? অথবা will they be infected.