oh my god! well, it's official. the মাস of January as a whole hates us, it hates us as moviegoers. why? you're about to find out. "The Legend of Hercules". so, "The Legend of Hercules" stars Kellan Lutz as Hercules, along with a bunch of stuntmen and models. and "The Legend of Hercules" looks pretty much like that "Book of Mormon Movie" from 2003. yeah, it's like they all got together and were like "Hey, let's do a Hercules movie". no, it's not really the crew of "Book of Mormon" in this movie, i'm just saying it really looks like it.
and আপনি can totally tell that i hated this movie, but i'm serious here guys: it's terrible! and it's a different kinda bad, it's like when you're watching this movie and আপনি look up to God and you're like "Look, i'm sorry! Whatever i did to piss আপনি off, i'm really sorry". yea, i did that. why? cause this movie was so bad, it reminded me of "BlinkyTM". i couldn't believe it did that, and i hate "BlinkyTM" with a big passion. i mean, c'mon! they already reminded me of it দ্বারা saying they're making a shit sequel, so i don't need this movie to remind me of it again! from the opening shot of this movie, i was like "Alright, this CGI's complete shit. Hope it gets better". nope, the CGI's awful. there were a few scenes when it had sets, which that was cool. but this movie's just shitty CGI, shitty acting, shitty green screen and shitty costumes. the costumes don't have any grit to them. they're just "costumes" made in material that looks like somebody just bought em at a what-ever store.
and the fight sequences... oh sweet Jesus! আপনি might think i'm kidding, but i kid আপনি not. the fights were just obnoxious! and every fight scene lasted like around 30 minutes. but it seemed longer cause they just kept re-using slow motion. like when somebody gets hit, the slow mo happens and they're like "Hey look how stylistic we are!" it's not 2000 anymore. i'm serious, nobody gives a shit about that, so stop re-using it! but they just kept doing that over and over again. seriously, when somebody gets hit, it's just kicking the slow mo. and in the first scene of the movie, i was like "Is that gonna do the whole movie?" guess what? it does. And not only was everything terrible, and the movie set them back... maybe 500 bucks অথবা some shit like that.
but once that budget was gone, they tried to make something good, but they failed cause they couldn't. and আপনি can tell: when a guy gets hit দ্বারা a spear, he does that tuck-the-spear-under-your-arm thing. but the worst part of that whole scene, it's that the camera was focused on the side where he was tucking the spear under his arm. it would've been better if it would was like on the right side, where he was tucking it under his left arm. but really?! on the left side?! hell no! and yea, the অভিনয় was absolute shit, but i guess i gotta talk about that too. i'm serious guys. the অভিনয় in this movie.... *laughs* oh my god! Kellan Lutz might be a good guy in real life, but he can't act for shit! i'm serious, this guy doesn't know how to act. he's just there to প্রদর্শনী off some abs for the ladies. and the bad guys are so freaking over-the-top! and আপনি thought the bad guy in "The Last Airbender" was overacting. but that guy's like Viggo Mortenson on downers compared to the bad guys in this movie. Ya know, like Hercules's brother who's i guess supposed to be some sorta Loki knock-off, he just acts slimy all the time. and his dad who's supposed Zeus, he just yells and screams at everything he says. and i'm yelling right now, cause this movie was absolute shit and it got me heated. but this guy can be ordering from McDonalds and he'll be like "I'LL TAKE A BURGER, WITH A DIET PEPSI! NOT A REGULAR, BUT DIET PEPSI!" seriously guys, when i watching this movie and every time this guys came up, i almost fainted. i got no idea who the hell did he do that for the whole movie.
and this movie was directed দ্বারা Renny Harlin? really?! i mean, i don't know if আপনি know this, but Renny Harlin used to Hollywood's best Finnish director. there was a time when he did great চলচ্চিত্র like "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger" and "Deep Blue Sea". seriously Renny, what happened to you, man? why are আপনি doing this? "The Legend of Hercules" is officially the "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" of Hercules movies. yea, that's totally bad, i ain't making it up. cause i saw it for myself and i really suffered through it. honestly guys, there's nothing i actually liked in this movie.
cause "The Legend of Hercules" is... Dogshit!
i'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to the Brett Ratner version of "Hercules" now. seriously, after watching this piece of shit, i'm officially looking অগ্রবর্তী to Brett Ratner's "Hercules" starring The Rock. don't waste your time with this thing, it's a complete piece of shit!
1/10
and আপনি can totally tell that i hated this movie, but i'm serious here guys: it's terrible! and it's a different kinda bad, it's like when you're watching this movie and আপনি look up to God and you're like "Look, i'm sorry! Whatever i did to piss আপনি off, i'm really sorry". yea, i did that. why? cause this movie was so bad, it reminded me of "BlinkyTM". i couldn't believe it did that, and i hate "BlinkyTM" with a big passion. i mean, c'mon! they already reminded me of it দ্বারা saying they're making a shit sequel, so i don't need this movie to remind me of it again! from the opening shot of this movie, i was like "Alright, this CGI's complete shit. Hope it gets better". nope, the CGI's awful. there were a few scenes when it had sets, which that was cool. but this movie's just shitty CGI, shitty acting, shitty green screen and shitty costumes. the costumes don't have any grit to them. they're just "costumes" made in material that looks like somebody just bought em at a what-ever store.
and the fight sequences... oh sweet Jesus! আপনি might think i'm kidding, but i kid আপনি not. the fights were just obnoxious! and every fight scene lasted like around 30 minutes. but it seemed longer cause they just kept re-using slow motion. like when somebody gets hit, the slow mo happens and they're like "Hey look how stylistic we are!" it's not 2000 anymore. i'm serious, nobody gives a shit about that, so stop re-using it! but they just kept doing that over and over again. seriously, when somebody gets hit, it's just kicking the slow mo. and in the first scene of the movie, i was like "Is that gonna do the whole movie?" guess what? it does. And not only was everything terrible, and the movie set them back... maybe 500 bucks অথবা some shit like that.
but once that budget was gone, they tried to make something good, but they failed cause they couldn't. and আপনি can tell: when a guy gets hit দ্বারা a spear, he does that tuck-the-spear-under-your-arm thing. but the worst part of that whole scene, it's that the camera was focused on the side where he was tucking the spear under his arm. it would've been better if it would was like on the right side, where he was tucking it under his left arm. but really?! on the left side?! hell no! and yea, the অভিনয় was absolute shit, but i guess i gotta talk about that too. i'm serious guys. the অভিনয় in this movie.... *laughs* oh my god! Kellan Lutz might be a good guy in real life, but he can't act for shit! i'm serious, this guy doesn't know how to act. he's just there to প্রদর্শনী off some abs for the ladies. and the bad guys are so freaking over-the-top! and আপনি thought the bad guy in "The Last Airbender" was overacting. but that guy's like Viggo Mortenson on downers compared to the bad guys in this movie. Ya know, like Hercules's brother who's i guess supposed to be some sorta Loki knock-off, he just acts slimy all the time. and his dad who's supposed Zeus, he just yells and screams at everything he says. and i'm yelling right now, cause this movie was absolute shit and it got me heated. but this guy can be ordering from McDonalds and he'll be like "I'LL TAKE A BURGER, WITH A DIET PEPSI! NOT A REGULAR, BUT DIET PEPSI!" seriously guys, when i watching this movie and every time this guys came up, i almost fainted. i got no idea who the hell did he do that for the whole movie.
and this movie was directed দ্বারা Renny Harlin? really?! i mean, i don't know if আপনি know this, but Renny Harlin used to Hollywood's best Finnish director. there was a time when he did great চলচ্চিত্র like "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger" and "Deep Blue Sea". seriously Renny, what happened to you, man? why are আপনি doing this? "The Legend of Hercules" is officially the "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" of Hercules movies. yea, that's totally bad, i ain't making it up. cause i saw it for myself and i really suffered through it. honestly guys, there's nothing i actually liked in this movie.
cause "The Legend of Hercules" is... Dogshit!
i'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to the Brett Ratner version of "Hercules" now. seriously, after watching this piece of shit, i'm officially looking অগ্রবর্তী to Brett Ratner's "Hercules" starring The Rock. don't waste your time with this thing, it's a complete piece of shit!
1/10
নমস্কার this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a দিন and maybe 2 on weekends
one দিন on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to সরানো i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one দিন on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to সরানো i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now হারিয়ে গেছে in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now হারিয়ে গেছে in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
The third howl. Humphrey got up and ran faster than he ever had before to the alpha station.
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey ব্যক্ত painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey ব্যক্ত with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot দ্বারা a hunter in ঘাস behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell আপনি to give all of your প্রণয় that আপনি gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey ব্যক্ত painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey ব্যক্ত with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot দ্বারা a hunter in ঘাস behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell আপনি to give all of your প্রণয় that আপনি gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
To help get into the বড়দিন spirit. There will be আরো after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and যোগদান the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old বছর passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd আপনি নেকড়ে think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and যোগদান the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old বছর passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd আপনি নেকড়ে think?
Note: This is not made up, and I Am NOT FUCKING with আপনি people!
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that তারিখ দ্বারা my knowledge
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that তারিখ দ্বারা my knowledge
লেখক note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so আপনি know. This will be a very short chapter.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.