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Today is the annual race দিন where participants will compete in a full-blown race around the island. (yeah, today fanfiction is situated on an island) Let us see who's competing today....

In the number one spot is নারুত Uzumaki. Anything আপনি wish to say Mr. Uzumaki? "Of course," নারুত says proudly "I'm gonna win this race. Believe it."

In the number two spot is Kiba (who, i may add, is from wolf's rain). Is there anything আপনি want to say? Kiba shakes his head slowly.

In the number three position is Envy. How confident are আপনি about this race? "HOW CONFIDENT AM I," Envy laughs "Let me tell আপনি something. There's no way these losers can beat me, a HOMUNCULUS!" Envy continues to laugh.

On to the পরবর্তি participant.

Our number four contestant is Inuyasha. Anything yu want to tell our readers? ইনুয়াসা smiles smugly. "I'll be the only one winning today."

And last but certanly not least is Tamama. Anything আপনি wish to add? "Yeah, good luck everyone." secretly thinking (when i win then the sarg will see that i'm the best)

It's time to start. Contestants, come to the starting line. As আপনি can see (the জীবন্ত characters can, but আপনি can, unless আপনি use your imagination)the finish line is on the other side of the island.
The rules are আপনি must run around the island to get to the finish line, no cutting a path through the island. Fighting is allowed, but আপনি can't harm bystanders. আপনি must run. No flying allowed, Envy.
"Hey, what are আপনি talking to me for?"
Anyone who fails to follow these rules will be disqualified. Are আপনি ready?
They all nod.
Get set......Go!
All the contestants start running, but Kiba slows down. He stops at a wooden board that has a map of the island on it and looks at it closely, deep in thought...

নারুত is in the lead with the others, except Kiba, close behind.
"No way I'm losing to আপনি Naruto," yells Inuyasha.
"Well then, come and get me." নারুত jumps into a বৃক্ষ and starts jumping from branch to branch. ইনুয়াসা growls and follows.
"morons," Envy says to himself, and starts to pick up the pace.
"Man, this..is..hard," Tamama says, breathing heavily. "Guess I'll go with plan B." He pulls out a remote with one red button on it ans pushes it. A deep rumbling sound comes from the forest and a tank comes out.
"With this I will over come those picaponians!" Tamama jumps onto the tank and drives about a foot when, out of nowhere, lighting comes down and fries Tamama and the tank. Making a beautiful electrifying display.
"What just happened?" Tamama says as smoke drifts off him.
'RULES ARE RULES' boomed a mighty voice.
Tamama jumps and shakily asks "Wwho..."
'I AM THE ENFORCER IN THIS RACE. I MAKE SURE NONE OF আপনি CHEAT. THE RULE WAS আপনি HAD TO RUN, ON YOUR OWN TWO LEGS. YOU..ARE..DISQUALIFIED!'
"I'm sorry sarg, I lost."

Now back to the other racers. And.....it seems as though something has happened, because they are in full battle. নারুত is throwing kunai and shuriken, but ইনুয়াসা is deflecting them. Back and forth the attacks go until all we see is a মেঘ of dust. Finally, they all stop and the dust settles to reveal.....Three Inuyashas.
"What the hell." They say at the same time.

"This isn't funny." The first one says "Change back now."

"What are আপনি talking about," the সেকেন্ড exclaims "your the imposter."

"When I discover which on of আপনি is ninja boy you're dead." The third glares at the others.
(obviously নারুত was the one who pissed the others off and started the whole fiasco)

"You can't hide forever."
"A homunculus has to change sometime."
"Ninjusu doesn't last forever."

They all start running to the goal, deciding that eventually Naruto's spell would wear off, then they would beat him to a pulp.
As they near the finishing line the insults continue to fly.

"Homunculus' suck." "Ninjas are stupid." "Your an ugly mutt." "Well আপনি look just like me so what does that say about you."

In a poof Naruto's ninjusu comes undone.
"THERE আপনি ARE!" the other two Inuyashas yell.

"uh, bye." নারুত runs like the devil is after him. ইনুয়াসা & Envy (who dropped the ইনুয়াসা look) chase after him.
They finally tackle him a yard away from the finish line, and start to wrestle. Then a pair of feet walk up to them and a calm voice says "about time."
They all freeze and look up to see Kiba standing in front of them.
Envy shakes off his shock and jumps up pointing a finger at him saying "Where in the world did আপনি come from?"
ইনুয়াসা and Naurto also get up and stare unbelieving at Kiba.
"I thought আপনি stopped." ইনুয়াসা growls.
"I didn't see আপনি pass us. How did you...." নারুত trails off.

Kiba shrugs "Simple. The rules state that আপনি had to run around the island to reach this goal, correct."

The others nod.

"But it never specifies which side of the island আপনি need to run around." Kiba points to a wooden board(similar to the one he stopped at). "See there, one side of the island has a shorter route than the other. I ran around that side instead."

"That's cheap. I don't believe it." নারুত looks up and calls "Hey, enforcer, that has to be cheating." (wait how does নারুত know about the enforcer?)

'RULES ARE RULES. AND KIBA IS RIGHT, WE NEVER ব্যক্ত আপনি HAD TO RUN ACROSS THAT SIDE OF THE ISLAND'

"This bites," ব্যক্ত Envy
"You got that right," agrees Inuyasha

Kiba just shrugs. Then he turns around and heads into the forest as a wolf.

"You know," Envy smirks "We may have হারিয়ে গেছে the race, but we can still have some fun."
ইনুয়াসা looks at Envy. Understanding dawned on his face and he smiled back. "Yeah."
নারুত looks from one to the other. "Uh.... bye." He does a series of hand patterns then vanishes.
"You can't hide from me. I can smell him heading that way," says ইনুয়াসা running in the direction নারুত fled.
"Prepare yourself, worm." Calls Envy, following Inuyasha.

It's going to be a long night for the three of them.