Chapter 1: জীবন্ত middle school
Hundreds of জীবন্ত characters rushed through the hallway trying to get to their পরবর্তি classes."damnit,where the hell is al,he's gonna be late for class again...." a sho- er I mean,fun sized blonde boy asked looking around the classroom.it was their সেকেন্ড দিন of 8th grade and their father,hoenheim had told them to try their hardest this year.even though he'd been a state alchemist for a whole বছর now(A/N: to all fma fans,this is an AU fic so all the characters still have parents and are 11-15 instead of 17 অথবা 20....),their parents still thought they needed a good education."sup pipsqueak?" Ed's half brother envy asked leaning on his ডেস্ক with a lollipop in his mouth."DON'T আপনি DARE CALL ME SHORT আপনি ANGROGEDOUS (sp?) BASTARD!!! And anyway,what're আপনি even doing here,this class is for exorcists alchemists and ninja...shouldn't আপনি be in class with your little boyfriend deidara?" Ed asked leaning back in his seat.envy blushed."h-hes not my boyfriend!! And I can go wherever I want,I'm a god damn Homunculus...." "ok then shouldn't আপনি be in the class across the hall,the one for bad guys....you know,demons,homunculi,akatsuki in training....hollows...." "shut up,alright since আপনি seem to care about your big brother so much,I'll just go...." envy ব্যক্ত as the ঘণ্টা went off.he shape shifted into কাকাসি and walked out of the room,so he wouldn't get in trouble for being out past class time."agh,annoying bastard...." "hey,edo-kun....got a pencil?" S boy with shaggy bluish black hair asked leaning across his desk."no rin,last time আপনি borrowed my pencil আপনি didn't give it back...." "agh fine I'll just borrow one from naruto....annoying squirt..." "WHO'RE আপনি CALLING SQUIRT YOU'RE NO TALLER THAN ME!! STUPID EXORCIST!!" "HALF PINT ATHEIST!!" "BLUE HAIRED MONKEY!!" "STINGEE (sp? XD) LITTLE PRI-" "BOTH OF আপনি SHUT THE HELL UP!!" The alchemy teacher shouted.they both nearly pissed themselves as they turned around."h-hai....sorry izumi-sensei...." izumi nodded and looked over at the exorcist teacher."arigato izumi....alright,like I ব্যক্ত yesterday I am your exorcism teacher,adachi-sensei...." "and I am your shinobi instructor,kakashi hatake....." কাকাসি said.kiba sighed and slumped in his আসন quietly."alright now for attendence....rin okumura?" "Here!!" "Edward elric?" "here!!" "Alex louis Armstrong?" "HERE AND STRONGER THAN EVER,PERHAPS MY AMAZING PHYSIC WILL ENCOURAGE ALL OF আপনি TO WORK HARDE-" "ALEXANDER SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!" Alex's sister Olivia shouted from the back row.he sat down quickly."sitting down now...." he mumbled."a-anyway,naruto uzumaki?" "TATTEBYO!!" "Sheimi moriyama?" "Pr-present..." "hinata hyuga?" "H-here..." "Alphonse elric?" No answer."alright,absent....yet his older brother is present and accounted for...." *dannit al,where the hell are you?* Edward thought slumping down and running a hand through his bangs.
*meanwhile,with Alphonse elric*
"So আপনি promise you'll see me after school?"
"Of course mei-chan,I'd never lie to you.." "ok al-kun....I প্রণয় you...." a girl with two braided black pigtails ব্যক্ত স্নেহ চুম্বন Alphonse on his cheek as she ran upstairs to her 8th grade alchemy class.al was also in 8th grade alchemy,but in the advanced class with his brother and a few exorcists.al sighed as he watched his girlfriend hurry up the stairs.the only reason they were late was because they had been making out so long they হারিয়ে গেছে track of time.al snapped out of his thoughts and ran to his own class with his pack slung over his shoulder."crap crap crap!! Nii-san is going to KILL ME..." Alphonse mumbled running down the hall.he brushed his blonde hair out of his golden eyes as he ran.
*outside,6th grade flying classes*
"Alright,now just do as I do and আপনি won't have a problem....watch closely now...." the teacher ব্যক্ত slowly rising from his spot on the ground."wow that's awsome!!" Ichigo kurosaki shouted as he stared at his teacher with a gleam in his eyes."heh,yes now আপনি guys try...." the teacher ব্যক্ত still floating calmly in the air."hehe...HEY TRUNKS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HEHEHE,I'M FLYING!!!" goten shouted flying upside down,trying to control his body,just to fly face first into the school."oww....that had to hurt....." "COME ON RYUKIA LET'S TRY TOGETHER!! আপনি TOO HITSUGIYA!!" ichigo shouted tugging his বন্ধু shirts."ichigo please,we're not 11 anymore I don't think আপনি need to ye-" "SHUT UP AND FLY TOSHIRO!!" ichigo shouted tossing his friend in the air.orihime stood পরবর্তি to rukia and stared at the spikey কমলা haired boy."ichigo...." she mumbled blushing.she wanted to confess her প্রণয় to him but she was just too damn shy."orihime,ichigo's been your friend for years just ask the god damn kid out already...." rukia ব্যক্ত running a hand through her hair."I....I would but..." "COME ON BUTTERCUP JUST ONCE!!" "NO WAY,I'M NOT WEARING A STUPID স্কার্ট TO GO ON SOME STUPID তারিখ WITH STUPID BUTCH!!" "Buttercup,you just overused the word 'stupid'..." bubbles told her friend as they sat in a বৃত্ত in midair."agh...well whatever,I'm not going" she ব্যক্ত pouting."ahhh.....that butch is so lucky he gets a girlfriend..." ichigo mumbled pouting."now's your chance chick,ho for it...." "b-bu-" "listen,guys are like birds....if আপনি get too close and too cocky you'll scare them off...NOW GO!!" Rukia shouted pushing her friend forward.orihime blushed harder as she bumped into him."itai!! নমস্কার watch where you- oh,hey orihime what's up?" He asked turning to face her."I....ichigo I...." "yeah?" "W.....well...." "what is it orihime spit it out!!!" "Ummm.....SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY!!" she shouted turning and running off.rukia sweatdrooped as ichigo looked confused."I DON'T HAVE CHEMISTRY,I ONLY HAVE CHEMISTRY.....wait a minute...."
*4th period,lunch time for 8th graders*
"*sigh* neh,wrath..." envy ব্যক্ত looking at his brother as he shoveled pork into his mouth."hm?" He answered through a mouth full of food."deidara....he's hot isn't he?" Wrath blushed as he moved strands of his nappy dark hair from his eyes.he swallowed his food."you still crushin on him?" "Yeah but he's with sasori...just look at them..." envy ব্যক্ত watching the long haired blonde stroke the smaller red head's hair as he layed in the blonde's chest."well maybe আপনি could get another girlfriend....what about izumo?" "She's with rin...." "ok,what about lucy?" "With natsu...." "erza?" "Gray fullbuster...." "sakura?" "With sasuke..." "hinata.." "naruto...." "nami?" "With luffy" "konan..." "nagato..." "bra?" "Goten..." "videl?" "Gohan..." "ok,what about winry?" "-_-" ELRIC..." "oh,r-right...well যীশু Christ I don't think there's any girl for yo-" "LUSTO CHAN!!" envy shouted so loud the whole cafeteria shut up."e-nv-" he rushed over and kissed her on the lips.lust blushed a dark red and closed her eyes happily.gluttony stared at them."lust....can I eat him?" He asked tugging on his uniform স্কার্ট and pointing at envy."hehe..that reminds me of something I would like to do to আপনি Britain....." France ব্যক্ত looking at the boy across the টেবিল with rape in his eyes.Britain began to sweat heavily."YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME আপনি DAMN FROG!!" he shouted getting up and running off."OH COME ON,THEY EVEN ব্যক্ত IT IN THE PAINT IT WHITE THAT WE প্রণয় EACH OTHER....sexually....YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH MY BELOVED BRIT!!" France shouted chasing the British boy down the hall."YEAH,GO GET HIM আপনি FRENCHY BAGUETTE!! নমস্কার Japan,ya know what I want?" জাপান sighed."is pa-" "PASSSSTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!" Italy shouted so loud that even evny and lust stopped undressing each other on the টেবিল luffy goten trunks and ganta were sitting at."shiro....what the hell was that?" Ganta whispered to his pale friend."I dunno...but can I have your cookie?" He sighed and gave her his cookie."arigato...." she ব্যক্ত biting into it like a rabbit."why am I even at school,I wanna be the pirate king not a 9th grader in a mixed high school and middle school....." luffy mumbled fixing the yellow baseball টুপি on his head,even though about 6 teachers had threatened him with detention if he didn't take it off.....which he didn't...."luffy,just shutup and eat will ya,I'm tired of hearing your fac-" "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE FABULOUS GIRLS TO LOOK IN ON,DO আপনি KNOW HOW MANY PEEPING HOLES FOR PERVS THERE ARE IN THIS SCHOOL!?!" "SANJI SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!!" nami shouted spitting খাবার on her perverted friend unintentionally."alright then....." "hey yukio pass me the salt?" "No..." "b....but why? I'm your big brother...." "you're also shorter than me...." "HAHA,HE GOT আপনি GOOD RIN!!" "SHUT UP FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK,WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL আপনি THAT আপনি DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY DAMN AUTOMAIL ANYMORE!!!!" "I USED TO আপনি STUPID DEMON!!" "HALF PINT ALCHEMIST!!" "IDIOT!!" "MIDGET!!" "WHO'RE আপনি CALLING SHORT আপনি JEEEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!" ed shouted running at rin and trying to kick him in the face,just to have rin pull out his sword and block the kick."COME AT ME BRO!!" "YOU BET I WILL আপনি BLUE HAIRED F#CK!!!"
To be continued....
Hundreds of জীবন্ত characters rushed through the hallway trying to get to their পরবর্তি classes."damnit,where the hell is al,he's gonna be late for class again...." a sho- er I mean,fun sized blonde boy asked looking around the classroom.it was their সেকেন্ড দিন of 8th grade and their father,hoenheim had told them to try their hardest this year.even though he'd been a state alchemist for a whole বছর now(A/N: to all fma fans,this is an AU fic so all the characters still have parents and are 11-15 instead of 17 অথবা 20....),their parents still thought they needed a good education."sup pipsqueak?" Ed's half brother envy asked leaning on his ডেস্ক with a lollipop in his mouth."DON'T আপনি DARE CALL ME SHORT আপনি ANGROGEDOUS (sp?) BASTARD!!! And anyway,what're আপনি even doing here,this class is for exorcists alchemists and ninja...shouldn't আপনি be in class with your little boyfriend deidara?" Ed asked leaning back in his seat.envy blushed."h-hes not my boyfriend!! And I can go wherever I want,I'm a god damn Homunculus...." "ok then shouldn't আপনি be in the class across the hall,the one for bad guys....you know,demons,homunculi,akatsuki in training....hollows...." "shut up,alright since আপনি seem to care about your big brother so much,I'll just go...." envy ব্যক্ত as the ঘণ্টা went off.he shape shifted into কাকাসি and walked out of the room,so he wouldn't get in trouble for being out past class time."agh,annoying bastard...." "hey,edo-kun....got a pencil?" S boy with shaggy bluish black hair asked leaning across his desk."no rin,last time আপনি borrowed my pencil আপনি didn't give it back...." "agh fine I'll just borrow one from naruto....annoying squirt..." "WHO'RE আপনি CALLING SQUIRT YOU'RE NO TALLER THAN ME!! STUPID EXORCIST!!" "HALF PINT ATHEIST!!" "BLUE HAIRED MONKEY!!" "STINGEE (sp? XD) LITTLE PRI-" "BOTH OF আপনি SHUT THE HELL UP!!" The alchemy teacher shouted.they both nearly pissed themselves as they turned around."h-hai....sorry izumi-sensei...." izumi nodded and looked over at the exorcist teacher."arigato izumi....alright,like I ব্যক্ত yesterday I am your exorcism teacher,adachi-sensei...." "and I am your shinobi instructor,kakashi hatake....." কাকাসি said.kiba sighed and slumped in his আসন quietly."alright now for attendence....rin okumura?" "Here!!" "Edward elric?" "here!!" "Alex louis Armstrong?" "HERE AND STRONGER THAN EVER,PERHAPS MY AMAZING PHYSIC WILL ENCOURAGE ALL OF আপনি TO WORK HARDE-" "ALEXANDER SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!" Alex's sister Olivia shouted from the back row.he sat down quickly."sitting down now...." he mumbled."a-anyway,naruto uzumaki?" "TATTEBYO!!" "Sheimi moriyama?" "Pr-present..." "hinata hyuga?" "H-here..." "Alphonse elric?" No answer."alright,absent....yet his older brother is present and accounted for...." *dannit al,where the hell are you?* Edward thought slumping down and running a hand through his bangs.
*meanwhile,with Alphonse elric*
"So আপনি promise you'll see me after school?"
"Of course mei-chan,I'd never lie to you.." "ok al-kun....I প্রণয় you...." a girl with two braided black pigtails ব্যক্ত স্নেহ চুম্বন Alphonse on his cheek as she ran upstairs to her 8th grade alchemy class.al was also in 8th grade alchemy,but in the advanced class with his brother and a few exorcists.al sighed as he watched his girlfriend hurry up the stairs.the only reason they were late was because they had been making out so long they হারিয়ে গেছে track of time.al snapped out of his thoughts and ran to his own class with his pack slung over his shoulder."crap crap crap!! Nii-san is going to KILL ME..." Alphonse mumbled running down the hall.he brushed his blonde hair out of his golden eyes as he ran.
*outside,6th grade flying classes*
"Alright,now just do as I do and আপনি won't have a problem....watch closely now...." the teacher ব্যক্ত slowly rising from his spot on the ground."wow that's awsome!!" Ichigo kurosaki shouted as he stared at his teacher with a gleam in his eyes."heh,yes now আপনি guys try...." the teacher ব্যক্ত still floating calmly in the air."hehe...HEY TRUNKS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HEHEHE,I'M FLYING!!!" goten shouted flying upside down,trying to control his body,just to fly face first into the school."oww....that had to hurt....." "COME ON RYUKIA LET'S TRY TOGETHER!! আপনি TOO HITSUGIYA!!" ichigo shouted tugging his বন্ধু shirts."ichigo please,we're not 11 anymore I don't think আপনি need to ye-" "SHUT UP AND FLY TOSHIRO!!" ichigo shouted tossing his friend in the air.orihime stood পরবর্তি to rukia and stared at the spikey কমলা haired boy."ichigo...." she mumbled blushing.she wanted to confess her প্রণয় to him but she was just too damn shy."orihime,ichigo's been your friend for years just ask the god damn kid out already...." rukia ব্যক্ত running a hand through her hair."I....I would but..." "COME ON BUTTERCUP JUST ONCE!!" "NO WAY,I'M NOT WEARING A STUPID স্কার্ট TO GO ON SOME STUPID তারিখ WITH STUPID BUTCH!!" "Buttercup,you just overused the word 'stupid'..." bubbles told her friend as they sat in a বৃত্ত in midair."agh...well whatever,I'm not going" she ব্যক্ত pouting."ahhh.....that butch is so lucky he gets a girlfriend..." ichigo mumbled pouting."now's your chance chick,ho for it...." "b-bu-" "listen,guys are like birds....if আপনি get too close and too cocky you'll scare them off...NOW GO!!" Rukia shouted pushing her friend forward.orihime blushed harder as she bumped into him."itai!! নমস্কার watch where you- oh,hey orihime what's up?" He asked turning to face her."I....ichigo I...." "yeah?" "W.....well...." "what is it orihime spit it out!!!" "Ummm.....SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY!!" she shouted turning and running off.rukia sweatdrooped as ichigo looked confused."I DON'T HAVE CHEMISTRY,I ONLY HAVE CHEMISTRY.....wait a minute...."
*4th period,lunch time for 8th graders*
"*sigh* neh,wrath..." envy ব্যক্ত looking at his brother as he shoveled pork into his mouth."hm?" He answered through a mouth full of food."deidara....he's hot isn't he?" Wrath blushed as he moved strands of his nappy dark hair from his eyes.he swallowed his food."you still crushin on him?" "Yeah but he's with sasori...just look at them..." envy ব্যক্ত watching the long haired blonde stroke the smaller red head's hair as he layed in the blonde's chest."well maybe আপনি could get another girlfriend....what about izumo?" "She's with rin...." "ok,what about lucy?" "With natsu...." "erza?" "Gray fullbuster...." "sakura?" "With sasuke..." "hinata.." "naruto...." "nami?" "With luffy" "konan..." "nagato..." "bra?" "Goten..." "videl?" "Gohan..." "ok,what about winry?" "-_-" ELRIC..." "oh,r-right...well যীশু Christ I don't think there's any girl for yo-" "LUSTO CHAN!!" envy shouted so loud the whole cafeteria shut up."e-nv-" he rushed over and kissed her on the lips.lust blushed a dark red and closed her eyes happily.gluttony stared at them."lust....can I eat him?" He asked tugging on his uniform স্কার্ট and pointing at envy."hehe..that reminds me of something I would like to do to আপনি Britain....." France ব্যক্ত looking at the boy across the টেবিল with rape in his eyes.Britain began to sweat heavily."YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME আপনি DAMN FROG!!" he shouted getting up and running off."OH COME ON,THEY EVEN ব্যক্ত IT IN THE PAINT IT WHITE THAT WE প্রণয় EACH OTHER....sexually....YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH MY BELOVED BRIT!!" France shouted chasing the British boy down the hall."YEAH,GO GET HIM আপনি FRENCHY BAGUETTE!! নমস্কার Japan,ya know what I want?" জাপান sighed."is pa-" "PASSSSTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!" Italy shouted so loud that even evny and lust stopped undressing each other on the টেবিল luffy goten trunks and ganta were sitting at."shiro....what the hell was that?" Ganta whispered to his pale friend."I dunno...but can I have your cookie?" He sighed and gave her his cookie."arigato...." she ব্যক্ত biting into it like a rabbit."why am I even at school,I wanna be the pirate king not a 9th grader in a mixed high school and middle school....." luffy mumbled fixing the yellow baseball টুপি on his head,even though about 6 teachers had threatened him with detention if he didn't take it off.....which he didn't...."luffy,just shutup and eat will ya,I'm tired of hearing your fac-" "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE FABULOUS GIRLS TO LOOK IN ON,DO আপনি KNOW HOW MANY PEEPING HOLES FOR PERVS THERE ARE IN THIS SCHOOL!?!" "SANJI SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!!" nami shouted spitting খাবার on her perverted friend unintentionally."alright then....." "hey yukio pass me the salt?" "No..." "b....but why? I'm your big brother...." "you're also shorter than me...." "HAHA,HE GOT আপনি GOOD RIN!!" "SHUT UP FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK,WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL আপনি THAT আপনি DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY DAMN AUTOMAIL ANYMORE!!!!" "I USED TO আপনি STUPID DEMON!!" "HALF PINT ALCHEMIST!!" "IDIOT!!" "MIDGET!!" "WHO'RE আপনি CALLING SHORT আপনি JEEEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!" ed shouted running at rin and trying to kick him in the face,just to have rin pull out his sword and block the kick."COME AT ME BRO!!" "YOU BET I WILL আপনি BLUE HAIRED F#CK!!!"
To be continued....
