((Nothing in this প্রবন্ধ is meant to be offensive in any way, and আপনি do not have to take any of this seriously. This was made for FUN.

Just saying, since I had problems with this on another website . . .))


1. Wishing আপনি were born in Japan.

2. The obsession can empty your wallet.

3. "No, it's not porn."

4. When আপনি rewatch an জীবন্ত in the vain hope that your পছন্দ character won't die this time.

5. Far-ass convention locations.

6. Getting into জীবন্ত for the first time, and then trying to figure out what OTP, Canon, Moe, Shota, Seme, Uke, and all the other words mean.

7. আপনি have to order online in order to find anything good.

8. Trying to turn your বন্ধু into জীবন্ত fans,,so that আপনি actually have somebody to talk to about anime.

9. Subs অথবা dubs?

10. Trying to decide if আপনি should watch the জীবন্ত first, অথবা read the manga.

11. Catching yourself spending আরো time thinking about the fictional world instead of reality.

12. The ending of that one, perfect জীবন্ত that you've been following for years.

13. People who automatically assume that জীবন্ত is stupid, childish, a waste of time, etc.

14. Being the only অনুরাগী of that one character that everyone hates.

15. When your পছন্দ antagonist of all time is fighting with the main character, and আপনি know they're going to lose.

16. Accidentally picking up the habits of your পছন্দ characters.

17. Being tired all দিন because আপনি were up until midnight পাঠ করা manga.

18. আপনি are in প্রণয় with a fictional, animated character who was drawn on paper for entertainment.

19. Being reminded of জীবন্ত দ্বারা absolutely EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.

20. Finishing an anime/manga you've stuck with for a long time, and having no idea what yt do with yourself.

21. Trying to explain জীবন্ত to people who don't know what it is.

22. "Why can't school be fun, like it is in anime?!"

23. That সেকেন্ড season that আপনি know will never come out.

24. Desperately wanting that amazing, impossible প্রণয় story that is in every manga.

25. When something makes আপনি smile in an anime, and you're caught staring at the computer with that creepy smile that only জীবন্ত অনুরাগী ever get.

26. Comparing real people to জীবন্ত characters without realizing it.

27. When something absolutely amazing, beautiful, and utterly perfect happens in your পছন্দ anime, and all আপনি can do is stare and scream to yourself.

28. That horrible feeling of guilt when আপনি miss an episode.

29. Being physically unable to draw anything but anime.

30. পাঠ করা comics left-to-right because you're so used to manga.

31. When আপনি just suddenly spaz out into a phase of fangirling/fanboying, and then আপনি have to stop and rethink your life for a few seconds.

32. Those random, volcanic nosebleed.

33. When people insist on calling Vocaloid an actual anime.

34. Accidentally referring to people as -chan, -san, -kun, etc.

35. That 'last' episode at 1:00 in the morning.

36. They're not real.

37. No, seriously, they're not real.

38. When আপনি start spouting যেভাবে খুশী words in Japanese and no one understand what you're saying.

39. Watching so much জীবন্ত that আপনি can actual spot mistranslations in the subtitles.

40. That extremely long, drawn-out wait for the পরবর্তি chapter/manga.

41. Those extremely confusing dreams where your পছন্দ characters somehow find their way in there.

42. Those people who randomly post spoilers around the internet without thought to those of us who haven't finished it yet.

43. Accidentally spoiling it for yourself.

44. Those people who literally have only watched the 'popular' anime, because they refuse to watch anything else.

45. When আপনি finally get your friend to watch anime, but the only one they like is that one আপনি absolutely despise.

46. আপনি were not gifted with that artistic talent every one else seems to have, so all your fanart looks like kawaii stick figures.

47. When life stinks and all আপনি can do is watch জীবন্ত 24/7

48. That incorrigible urge to reach out and just smother a character to pieces.

49. Getting run over দ্বারা the feels train.

50. Going into jealous rage mode when your biggest জীবন্ত crush interacts with anyone of the opposite sex.

51. Just . . . One . . . আরো . . . Episode . . .

52. Having to work put an extremely complicated 'anime schedule' in order to watch everything আপনি want to watch.

53. When someone interrupts that schedule.

54. Being able to find every chapter of a manga, except the first one.

55. Those colored hairstyles never actually look that good in real life.

56. Watching so many জীবন্ত at once that আপনি forget to come back to some,,and then feeling guilty because you've হারিয়ে গেছে your spot.

57. When আপনি see something that looks really good, but আপনি have no idea which জীবন্ত it's from.

56. "It's just an জীবন্ত . . ."
"DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"

57. Not being sure if আপনি should rewatch your পছন্দ anime, অথবা start a new one.

58. When আপনি almost turn into a perv about a character, and then realize they're either way older than you, অথবা way younger than you.

59. Trying to sing alone to an opening theme, but there's no subtitles.

60. আপনি put off that last episode/chapter because আপনি can't face the fact that it's ending.

61. Seeing an amazing fanart of your least পছন্দ pairing and falling into a rage, because আপনি both adore the picture and despise it at the same time.

62. When someone walks in at the really awkward part of an anime.

63. Life isn't a Shoujo.

64. An জীবন্ত character walks down the রাস্তা and gets transported to another dimension. আপনি walk down the রাস্তা . . . And that's it.

65. জীবন্ত physics do not apply in real life.

To be continued . . .