These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually ব্যক্ত in court, word for word, taken down and now published দ্বারা court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are আপনি sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your তারিখ of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were আপনি in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: আপনি forget? Can আপনি give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight অথবা thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband ব্যক্ত to আপনি when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do আপনি know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo অথবা the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: আপনি do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the পরবর্তি morning?
A: Did আপনি actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were আপনি present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the তারিখ of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were আপনি doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: দ্বারা death.
Q: And দ্বারা whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can আপনি describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, অথবা a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have আপনি performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
Q: What school did আপনি go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do আপনি recall the time that আপনি examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the টেবিল wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
Q: Are আপনি qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before আপনি performed the autopsy, did আপনি check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did আপনি check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did আপনি check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when আপনি began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can আপনি be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my ডেস্ক in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
