What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!
Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth আপনি can’t refute!
Nothing স্যুইটস্ me like a suit!
Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the জ্যাকেট and tie,
That কুকুরছানা in the double-breast.
That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing স্যুইটস্ ‘em like a suit!
Wingman I can wear,
They’re oh so debonair,
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues.
In navy blue অথবা black,
Check out this perfect rack.
I want to give them a squeeze!
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If আপনি please....
What would আপনি do if আপনি had to choose
Between your স্যুইটস্ and a pot of gold? -Suits.
What would আপনি say,
If আপনি gave your স্যুইটস্ away
In return you’d never grow old? -Suits.
What would আপনি pick,
One million chicks
অথবা a single three-piece suit? -It’s moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop আপনি right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come,
But there’s only one absolute.
Every bro on the go needs to know,
That there’s no accepted substitute!
I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends,
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute!
‘Cuz nothing স্যুইটস্ the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a …. wait for it …
Suit!
Then again, she is pretty hot....
