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posted by emilyroxx

Found this in the Harry Potter spot. :D
Credit: alisonfaith297

Gryffindor:
[] আপনি are loud.
[] আপনি like(d) going to school to see your friends.
[] You’ve had আরো than a couple detentions.
[] আপনি always have something to do on the weekends.
[] আপনি like to be the center of attention.
[] আপনি get above average grades in school.
[] You’ve been called bossy before.
[] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
[] আপনি are athletic.
[] আপনি are one of the best players on your team.
[] আপনি would do anything for your loved ones.
[] আপনি like the colour red.
[] Your পছন্দ class is Transfiguration...

IB Entrance Exam Rant

posted by lucius_malloy

I just kinda need to rant this all out, and also I kinda hope it might help y'all if আপনি ever apply for the IB :D this might turn out crazy long though...

Part One: In The Morning
I swear, I've never been as nervous and/or panicky as I was this morning. Not even the দিন of my confirmation, the দিন of my summer job interview and the দিন I left for Brazil put together. I mean, in a way, it's just one test (well, technically two); but on the other hand, that one test will basically determine my future for the পরবর্তি three years and possibly even further. So, yes, I was আরো than slightly nervous....

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My Fanfiction -A Chaser of Your হৃদয় [Re-edit]

posted by Italktosnakes

Hi :)
Basically, a few months ago, I started a ff on ff.net, and now I'm on holiday, I've decided to restart it. It's slightly different to my original idea, but hopefully, it'll still be quite good :D This is just a very short intro, but review it, and if আপনি like it I might carry on :D x

"Hey Evans!" A voice Lily knew, much to her annoyance, far too well yelled from across the carriage. he was practically jumping with excitement about something, which Lily found, surprisingly, rather cute.
"What do আপনি want...Potter!?" Lily tried to keep her composure, but as he began walking up to her, she...

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18 Fun ways to annoy অথবা generally freak out public bathroom stallmates.

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit:link, who ব্যক্ত she found it online, :P

1. Stick your open palm under the stall দেওয়াল and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 সেকেন্ড and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, “Now,...

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The Not So Exciting Adventures Of Ari Biggerstaff Chapter 3

posted by Waterwhip

Ari stood up from the টেবিল and wiped off her শার্ট and jeans. After stuffing one আরো marshmellow into her mouth she decided to visit her little sister Lovely Meli. As she appraoched the room she noticed the Bellatrix poster on the front that showed Bella casting a killing spell. Ari found this very disturbing. She didnt bother to knock and walked right into the room. The walls were dark purple and she immediatly noticed her sisters having a battle. They casted spells at one another. Zanny hid behind a sofa and Meli was hiding behind a sideways table. Ari quickly made her way out of the room...

হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ bullshit psych research plan on CANON vs. FANON xD

posted by lucius_malloy

CANON vs. FANON -- Reality vs. Imagination

People who aren't really part of any so-called obsessive fandoms may not be aware of this, but there are really quite a few large-ish battle being waged দ্বারা sometimes even fanatic people, mostly on this one subject: canon. Is it equivalent to the Holy Bible অথবা not? Is the word of the লেখক really and truly what goes? But wait, maybe I should back up a little.
To put it simply, canon includes everything about a book series etc. that has been verified দ্বারা the author/other creator. It can include anything from birthdays and deathdays to who married who,...

My funnest Omegle Convo.

posted by DracoLuver

You're now chatting with a যেভাবে খুশী stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
Stranger: howdy
You: Bonjour
Stranger: sup
You: Hola :p
You: DO আপনি LIKE POPCORN
Stranger: YES
You: WITH অথবা WITHOUT BUTTER?
Stranger: so whats up?
You: D: Nothing, watching basetball
You: Basketball*
Stranger: fun.
You: YES, IT IS
You: Have আপনি watched Harry Potter?
Stranger: which one?
You: Any of them
Stranger: yes.
You: Do আপনি know any of the spells?
You: Did আপনি know, Voldemort doesn't have a nose because of plastic...

Best Omegle Convo Ever!

posted by IzzyOzera

You: COURAGE!
Stranger: Blaine!?
You: Kurt?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: finallY!
You: OH MY GOD! FINALLY!
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm totally in প্রণয় with you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
Stranger: you've brought me to light
Stranger: and my হৃদয় stops when আপনি look at me!
You: I প্রণয় you.
Stranger: I প্রণয় you, too.
Stranger: wanna vote?
You: yes! I think we should vote. Lets vote right here right now!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: I প্রণয় to vote with you
Stranger: want to do it all the time
You: yes. We should never ever stop
You: do it forever and ever!
You: VOTING FTW!
You: Kurt are আপনি there?
Stranger: I am
Stranger:...

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Asperger's Syndrome.

posted by emilyroxx

So, I was recently diagnosed with Asperger's, and I প্রণয় psychology, so I'm going to force some medical diagnosis information of all of you!

Asperger's syndrome, also called Asperger's disorder, is a type of pervasive developmental disorder (PDD). PDDs are a group of conditions that involve delays in the development of many basic skills, most notably the ability to socialize with others, to communicate, and to use imagination.

Although Asperger's syndrome is similar in some ways to autism -- another, আরো severe type of PDD -- there are some important differences. Children with Asperger's syndrome...

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Review *SPOILER ALERT!!!!*

posted by xDark_Angelx

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two Review দ্বারা Dark. Warning: spoilers from the movie given. আপনি have been warned.

Rating-9/10

Certainly a really great movie. I’ll never forget it. It made me laugh and cry and applaud. The সঙ্গীত behind it all fit well with the events going on. The actors were excellent throughout the movie (I was extra impressed দ্বারা Alan Rickman, portraying Snape’s thunderous emotions going through him right at the end. It was odd to see Snape so defeated, but he did it well. Helena also did well as Bellatrix who was actually Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix. Hehe…I...

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Stupid গুগুল

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so everyone probably knows that গুগুল has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching দ্বারা picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a যেভাবে খুশী letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:

First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do আপনি mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there শার্দূল in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...

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Trolling Omegle

posted by IzzyOzera

The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There আপনি are! I've been looking for আপনি forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I প্রণয় you!
Stranger: is that good অথবা bad?
Stranger: well are আপনি a guy অথবা a girl?
You: Kurt, don't আপনি প্রণয় me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!

Song

posted by simpleplan

Since I write songs I figered I should share one with আপনি guys if আপনি like it i may post others :P

Promise

Stand tall and try not to regret anything আপনি did wrong when the world is cracking under your feet just hold on well I promise আপনি somehow I will follow through I will do anything to save আপনি maybe we’re making a big mistake your falling in the water I try to grab your hand well I miss again now we're falling well i promise আপনি some দিন I will follow through I will do anything to save 20 feet we fall when will we hit the ground sun shines above waterfalls make so many sounds but I still...

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My শীর্ষ Ten পছন্দ TV shows

posted by GemonkDruid

Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring দিন of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written পরবর্তি to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her পছন্দ shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are আপনি doing on my article?...

A few যেভাবে খুশী questions...

posted by CheekyCheese

1. How old will আপনি be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did আপনি spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do আপনি look অগ্রবর্তী to most in the পরবর্তি six weeks?
Half term and mine and my বন্ধু birthdays!

5. What's the last movie আপনি saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person আপনি called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message আপনি received?
Some দুশ্চরিত্রা who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave আপনি a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

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I am bored so I going to do what bored people do X3

posted by simpleplan

Funny উদ্ধৃতি and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so আপনি know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means আপনি stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if আপনি don't like them...
... well i have others.
I প্রণয় irony. আপনি know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about আপনি have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

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URGENT! READ NOW!

posted by wotcher-tonks

I just have a few things to say.

I প্রণয় আপনি guys!

I প্রণয় the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of আপনি is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad আপনি are apart of my life! আপনি guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope আপনি all know that all of আপনি always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving আপনি to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! আপনি were...

After the War-the Reverse

posted by xDark_Angelx

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel ডেস্ক looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she প্রশ্ন even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted দ্বারা the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. আপনি a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the পরবর্তি person behind her....

Differences Between Grimms and ডিজনি

posted by simpleplan

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the ডিজনি version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in প্রণয় with marries another woman (whom he had been in প্রণয় with in the first place) - in the ডিজনি version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a ছুরি to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

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The Asian Grading System

posted by GemonkDruid

NOTE: If আপনি are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are আপনি still বন্ধু with me? and b. stop পাঠ করা this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So দ্বারা now, I think আপনি all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...