আপনি know you’re a Buffy অনুরাগী when…

আপনি can sing all the songs from “Once আরো with Feeling” from memory…and if আপনি can’t আপনি stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.

আপনি can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your বন্ধু look at আপনি like you’ve grown a third eye.

আপনি spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set

আপনি stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop

আপনি spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department

আপনি decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”

আপনি go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on স্মলভিলে and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have ব্যক্ত _______” “Spike would have…”

When আপনি say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your বন্ধু and family start saying it.

আপনি think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.

Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict

The only insult আপনি can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a ফলমূল মুষ্ট্যাঘাত mouth”

আপনি re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy অথবা Briley fans)

When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when আপনি think someone is off their rocker

When আপনি have an awful দিন and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode

When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy আপনি start on a 2hr speech that আপনি know will convert them

when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.

অথবা when আপনি say it and আপনি try to imitate Mark Metcalf

When playing “what would আপনি save if your house was on আগুন and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the শীর্ষ of your list

The সঙ্গীত আপনি have on your আইপড includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...

Your friend cons আপনি into watching Prison Break and আপনি say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange মাছ monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”

আপনি use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone

When someone says “Note to Self” আপনি say “Duck”

When আপনি see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) আপনি say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”

আপনি name a pet Willow, Oz, অথবা something along those lines

When walking through a store আপনি see some “interesting” clothing অথবা jewelry and think “that’s something Willow অথবা Tara would wear”

When watching the old Dracula movie আপনি keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.

You’re in the লাইব্রেরি researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so আপনি start humming it…and all of a sudden আপনি realize that আপনি are গান গাওয়া it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so আপনি make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.

And lastly….

আপনি can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact আপনি want more…so আপনি post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the মতামত box :)