Welcome to the Hellmouth
Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's just the hard way.
Darla: That's fine with me!
Buffy: Are আপনি sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...

The Harvest
Giles: It may be that we are all that stands between the Earth and utter destruction.
Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.
Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe আপনি could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a আরো subtle approach, ya know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: [to himself as the others are walking away] The Earth is doomed.

Witch
Joyce: Look what I found. It's my yearbook from junior year. [finds her picture] Oh, look! There I am.
Buffy: Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that আপনি had Farrah hair.
Joyce: This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach আপনি anything in history?

Teacher's Pet

Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise we bottle them up, and before আপনি know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another we can beat this thing. I'm always here if আপনি need a hug, [jumps back] but not a real hug! Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching.

Never Kill A Boy On The First Date
Giles: [about Owen's book selection] Oh, Emily Dickinson.
Buffy: We're both fans.
Giles: Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean for a...
Buffy: [defensively] A girl?
Giles: For an American.

The Pack

Giles: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh-huh.
Giles: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It's bad, isn't it?
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.

Angel
Xander: I know আপনি have feelings for this guy, but it's not like you're in প্রণয় with him, right? [Buffy looks away] You’re in প্রণয় with a vampire?! What are you, outta your mind?
Cordelia: What?!?
Xander: [to Cordelia] Not 'vampire' ... [to Buffy] How could আপনি প্রণয় an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!

I, Robot... You, Jane
Jenny: আপনি kids really dig the library, don't you?
Buffy: We're literary.
Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.

The Puppet Show
Principal Snyder: My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time.

Nightmares
Joyce: আপনি want to go to school?
Buffy: Sure! Why not?
Joyce: Okay. Good দিন to buy that lottery ticket.

Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
Ms. Miller: But has Shylock suffered? What's his place in Venice society?
Willow: Well, everyone looked down on him.
Cordelia: That is such a twinkie defense. Shylock should get over himself. People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing.

Prophecy Girl
Buffy: (about the prophecy in which she will die) So that's it, huh? I remember the drill. One slayer dies, the পরবর্তি one's called. I wonder who she is. Will আপনি train her? অথবা will they send someone else?
Giles: Buffy... I...
Buffy: [wimpering] Does it say how he's gonna kill me? Do আপনি think it'll hurt? [as অ্যাঞ্জেল steps close to her] Don't touch me! Were আপনি even gonna tell me?
Giles: I was hoping I wouldn't have to, that there was some way around it. I...
Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit.
Angel: It's not that simple.
Buffy: I'm making it that simple. I quit. I resign, I-I'm fired, আপনি can find someone else to stop The Master from taking over.
Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate...
Buffy: [enraged, throwing বই at Giles] The signs?! Read me the signs! Tell me my fortune! You're so useful sitting here with all of your books! You're really a lot of help!
Giles: I don't suppose I am
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do আপনি know about this? You're never gonna die
Angel: আপনি think I want anything to happen to you? আপনি think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember. Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if the Master rises...
Buffy: I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.

Season 2


When She Was Bad
Willow: She's possessed!
Giles: Possessed?
Willow: That's the only explanation that makes any sense. I mean, আপনি should've seen her last night. That wasn't Buffy.
Xander: Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to me? [gets looks from the others and concedes] She's possessed.
Giles: Possessed দ্বারা what?
Willow: Aaaaa possessing thing!
Giles: [sarcastically] Well, that narrows it down.
Xander: Well, you're the expert. Hey, maybe when the Master killed her some... mystical bad guy transference thing happened.
Willow: That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be অভিনয় like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A bitcuh?

Some Assembly Required
Buffy: Are আপনি jealous?
Angel: (laughs a bit) Of Xander? Please. He's just a kid.
Buffy: Is it 'cause I danced with him?
Angel: Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
Buffy: Don't আপনি think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make আপনি crazy, দ্বারা the way. Behold my success.
Angel: I am not jealous.
Buffy: You're not jealous? What, ভ্যাম্পায়ার don't get jealous?
Angel: See? Whenever we fight আপনি always bring up the vampire thing.

School Hard
Big Ugly: This weekend, the night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak. When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know. I was there.
Spike: আপনি were there? Please! If every vampire who ব্যক্ত he was at the crucifixion actually was there, it would've been like Woodstock.
Big Ugly: I oughta rip your throat out.
Spike: I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a ফুল person, and then I spent the পরবর্তি six hours watching my hand move.
[Big Ugly rushes Spike, who punches him out without even looking]
Spike: [to Collin] So, who do আপনি kill for fun around here?
Collin: Who are you?
Spike: Spike. You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do আপনি know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
Collin: Can you?
Spike: [glancing at Big Ugly] A lot faster than nancy-boy there. Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag... [scoffs] Who am I kidding? I প্রণয় to brag!

Inca Mummy Girl
Giles: আপনি have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.
Giles: It's as if আপনি know me.

Reptile Boy
Giles: She lied to me?
Willow: Well...
Angel: Did... she have a date?
Willow: (to Angel) Well, why do আপনি think she went to that party? Because আপনি gave her the brush-off! (to Giles) And আপনি never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she's the Chosen One, but you're killing her with the pressure! I mean, she's sixteen going on forty! (to Angel) And you! I mean, you're gonna live forever! আপনি don't have time for a cup of coffee?? [Awkward beat.] Okay, I don't feel better now, and we've got to help Buffy.

Halloween
Buffy: Angel's a vampire, I thought আপনি knew.
Cordelia: Oh, he's a vampire! Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care ভালুক with fangs.
Willow: It's true.
Cordelia: আপনি know what I think? I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. Look, Buffy, আপনি may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology অথবা whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.

Lie To Me
Giles: I believe that's called growing up.
Buffy: Then I'd like to stop, okay?
Giles: I know the feeling.
Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
(Ford rises from the ground and attacks Buffy, she stakes him)
Giles: আপনি mean life?
Buffy: Yeah. Does it get easy?
Giles: What do আপনি want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished দ্বারা their pointy horns অথবা black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.

The Dark Age

Xander: Yep, yep, I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My Uncle Rory was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met দ্বারা day. দ্বারা night, it was booze, whores, and পশম flying. Were there whores?
Buffy: He was alone.
Xander: Give it time.

What's My Line Part One
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid. [silence. He looks around] Let's not all rush to disagree.

What's My Line, Part Two
Oz: Oh, hey, animal cracker?
Willow: No, thank you. How's your arm?
Oz: Suddenly painless.
Willow: আপনি can still play গিটার okay?
Oz: Not well, but not worse.
Willow: আপনি know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red and I have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: Well then forget-that thing. Especially the part where I kind of owe আপনি my life.
[Oz pulls a বিস্কুট from the box, hoping to change the subject.]
Oz: Look. Monkey. And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: Yeah. I see.
Oz: The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, আপনি know that... আপনি have the sweetest smile I've ever seen... So I'm wondering, do the other cookie জন্তু জানোয়ার feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And আপনি know the monkey's just, [in French accent] "I mock আপনি with my monkey pants," then there's a big coup at the zoo...
Willow: The monkey's French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. আপনি didn't know that?

Ted
Buffy: ভ্যাম্পায়ার are creeps.
Giles: Yes, that's why one slays them.
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then ভ্যাম্পায়ার come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas, and everyone's like, "I like your mini pizzas", but I'm telling you, I am—
Giles: Uh, Buffy! I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh... text.

Bad Eggs
Buffy: Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?
Xander: I think the word you're searching for is absent.
Willow: Tardy people show. And yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give আপনি this. [hands Buffy an egg]
Buffy: As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract.
Willow: No, it's your baby!
Buffy: Okay, I get it even less.
Xander: আপনি know it's the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don't get. আপনি gotta take care of the egg, it's a baby. আপনি gotta keep it নিরাপদ and teach it Christian values.
Willow: My egg is Jewish.
Xander: Then teach it that dreidel song.

Surprise
Oz: I'm gonna ask আপনি to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting.
Willow: Oh! Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say "yes."
Oz: Yeah, it helps. It ... it creates a comfort zone. ... Do আপনি wanna go out with me tomorrow night?
Willow: [slaps forehead] Oh! I can't!
Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.
Willow: Oh ... It's just, it's Buffy's birthday, and we're throwing her a surprise party.
Oz: It's okay.
Willow: But আপনি could come! If আপনি wanted.
Oz: Well, I don't want to crash.
Willow: No, it's fine! আপনি could be my ... my date.
Oz: All right. I'm in. [nods farewell when she indicates she's ready to leave]
Willow: [walks off, delighted with the encounter] I ব্যক্ত "date"!

Innocence
Spike: Hurts, doesn't it?
Angelus: Well, আপনি know, it kinda itches a little.
Spike: Don't just stand there. Burn him.
Angelus: Gee, maybe he's broken.
Spike: What the hell is going on?
Judge: This one ... cannot be burnt. He is clean.
Spike: Clean? আপনি mean, he's ...
Judge: There's no humanity in him.
Angelus: I couldn't have ব্যক্ত it better myself.
Drusilla: Angelus.
Angelus: Yeah, baby. I'm back.

Phases
Oz: আপনি mean... you'd still...
Willow: Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and আপনি don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either.
Oz: আপনি are quite the human.
Willow: So I'd still, if you'd still.
Oz: I'd still. I'd very still!
Willow: Okay. No biting, though.
Oz: Agreed.
[Willow walks off, then runs back and gives Oz a quick but thorough kiss. She leaves again.]
Oz: Huh. A werewolf in love.

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Xander: Buff, for the প্রণয় of God, don't open that raincoat.
Buffy: Come on! It's a party! Aren't আপনি gonna open your present?
Xander: It's not that I don't want to. Sometimes the remote impossible possibility that আপনি might like me was all that sustained me. But not now. Not like this. This isn't real to you, you're only here because of a spell. I mean, if I thought আপনি had one clue what it would mean to me, but আপনি don't, so I can't.
Buffy: [angered] So you're saying this is all a game?
Xander: A game? I... No!
Buffy: আপনি make me feel this way, and then আপনি reject me? What am I, a toy?
Xander: Buffy, please calm down.
Buffy: I'll calm down when আপনি explain yourself!
Amy: Get away from him. He's mine.
Buffy: Oh, I don't think so. Xander, tell her.
Xander: What? I, uh...
Amy: He doesn't have to say. I know what his হৃদয় wants.
Buffy: Funny, I know what your face wants. [Buffy punches Amy hard in the face] What is this, you're two-timing me?
Amy: Goddess Hecate, work thy will...
Xander: Uh-oh.
Amy: ... Before thee let the unclean thing crawl!

Passion
Angelus: Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting...and though unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us...guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the উৎস of our finest moments. the joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes আরো than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd truly be dead.

Killed দ্বারা Death
[Willow brings Buffy, who is in hospital, her homework]
Buffy: Homework.
Willow: It's my way of saying get well soon.
Buffy: আপনি know, চকোলেট says that even better.
Willow: I did all your assignments. All আপনি have to do is sign your name.
Buffy: চকোলেট means nothing to me.

I Only Have Eyes For You
Buffy: Impulsive? Do আপনি remember my ex-boyfriend, the vampire? I slept with him, he হারিয়ে গেছে his soul, now my boyfriend's gone forever, and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The পরবর্তি impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.
Willow: Okay, the অ্যাঞ্জেল thing went badly, I'm on board with that, but that's not your fault. And anyways, প্রণয় isn't always like that. প্রণয় can be... nice!

Go Fish
Buffy: Tell me what's in the steam!
Coach Marin: After the fall of the Soviet Union, documents came into light detailing experiments with মাছ DNA in their Olympic swimmers. Tarpon, mako shark... But they couldn't crack it.
Buffy: And আপনি did... sort of. Why?
Coach Marin: What kind of প্রশ্ন is that? For the win! To make my team the best they could be! Do আপনি understand we have a shot at the State Championship?
Buffy: Do আপনি understand that I don't care? It's over. There's not gonna be any Swim Team.
Coach Marin: Boy, when they were handing out school spirit, আপনি didn't even stand in line, did you?
Buffy: No. I was in the line for shred of sanity. (Coach Marin pulls out a gun, aiming at her) Which আপনি obviously skipped.

Becoming, Part One
Spike: It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends, they all don't have a rock this big.

Becoming, Part Two
Xander: Giles!
Giles: Xander?
Xander: [untying Giles] Can আপনি walk?
Giles: You're not real.
Xander: Sure I'm real.
Giles: It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want.
Xander: Then why would they make আপনি see me?
Giles: Oh right. Let's go.

Season Three


Anne

Willow: That's right, big boy. Come and get it.
...
[after the vampire has escaped]
Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?
Oz: Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?
Xander: That's right, he was! [yells at Andy] Cheater! [turns back] Okay, and the, uh, সেকেন্ড problem I'm having -- "Come and get it, Big Boy"?
Willow: Well, w-w-well, the Slayer always says a pun, or-or a witty play on words, and, I think it throws the ভ্যাম্পায়ার off! And, and it makes them frightened, because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but আপনি try it every time!
Oz: Uh, if I may suggest, "This time it's personal." I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.

Dead Man's Party
Buffy: Fine, okay, I can take my lumps. For awhile.
Willow: All right, I'll stop giving আপনি a hard time. (pause) Runaway.
Buffy: Will!
Willow: I'm sorry ... quitter.
Buffy: Whiner.
Willow: Bailer.
Buffy: Harpy.
Willow: Delinquent.
Buffy: Tramp.
Willow: Bad seed.
Buffy: Witch.
Willow: Freak.

Faith, Hope and Trick
Buffy: অ্যাঞ্জেল was cured.
Giles: I'm sorry?
Buffy: When I killed him, অ্যাঞ্জেল was cured. [to Willow] Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out, and, um, something went through him, and he was অ্যাঞ্জেল again. He-he didn't remember anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um, but i-it was, it was too late, and I, I had to. So I-I told him that I loved him, I kissed him, and I killed him.

Beauty and The Beasts
Giles: Our task now is to determine what sort of killer we are dealing with. Quite clearly, we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.
[Oz comes in.]
Oz: Present. Hey, I may be a cold-blooded জেলি doughnut, but my timing is impeccable.

Homecoming
Buffy: Hey.
Willow: Hi! How are you? আপনি good? আপনি look good. Anything new? Hey, did I mention আপনি look good?
Buffy: Willow, it's okay that you're helping Cordelia. We're best friends. I'm not gonna hold it against you.
Willow: No, I'm not a friend, I'm a rabid dog who should be shot! But there're forces at work here! Dark, incomprehensible forces.
Buffy: And I'm sure they're আরো important than all we've been through together, or... the number of times that I've saved your life.
Willow: What do আপনি want?
Buffy: Fifteen মিনিট alone on your computer with Cordelia's database.
Willow: 'kay.

Band Candy
Xander: I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make আপনি feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff- never mind.

Revelations
Giles: Be quiet. I won't remind আপনি that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind আপনি that you've jeopardized the lives of all that আপনি hold dear দ্বারা harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind আপনি that অ্যাঞ্জেল tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. আপনি should have told me he was alive. আপনি didn't. আপনি have no respect for me, অথবা the job I perform.

প্রেমী Walk

Spike: She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head অথবা set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? আপনি know? Some little sign that she cared? It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru ব্যক্ত I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything: beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would fliiirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a Chaos demon! Have আপনি ever seen a Chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting... She only did it to hurt me. So I said, "I'm not putting up with this anymore." And she said, "Fine!" And I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife, আপনি know!" And then she said... she ব্যক্ত we could still be friends. [leans over and sobs on Willow's shoulder.] God, I'm so unhappy!
Willow: [tentatively pats his knee.] There, there.

The Wish
Cordelia: I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale!
Anya: Done! [nothing happens, Anya is confused]
Cordelia: That would be cool!
Anya: Done! [again nothing happens]
Cordelia: And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.
Anya: Done!
Cordelia: In fact, I wish all men except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind disappear off the face of the earth. That would be so cool! অথবা maybe...

Amends
Xander: So, আপনি doing anything special?
Buffy: Tree, nog, roast beast. Just me and Mom, and hopefully an excess of gifts. [to Willow] What are আপনি doing for Christmas?
Willow: Being Jewish. Remember, people? Not everyone worships Santa.

Gingerbread
Cordelia: I came দ্বারা to tell Buffy to stop all of this craziness and found আপনি all unconscious ... again. How many times have আপনি been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a c... ? Oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.
Cordelia: Now, let's be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you.

Helpless
Buffy: Before I was the Slayer I was ... Well, I- I don't wanna say shallow, but let's say a certain person, who will remain nameless, we'll just call her "Spordelia," looked like a classical philosopher পরবর্তি to me. Angel, if I'm not the slayer, what do I do? What do I have to offer? Why would আপনি like me?
Angel: I saw আপনি before আপনি became the slayer.
Buffy: What?
Angel: I watched you, I saw আপনি called, it was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. আপনি walked down the steps and ... I loved you.
Buffy: Why?
Angel: Because I could see your heart. আপনি held it before আপনি for everyone to see, and I was worried that it would get bruised অথবা torn. And আরো than anything in my life, I wanted to keep it safe. To warm it with my own.
Buffy: That's beautiful ... Or, taken literally, incredibly gross.
Angel: I was just thinking that too.

The Zeppo
[Thinking he's alone, Xander discovers a bomb in basement of the school]
Xander: [to bomb] Hello, nasty. [to himself] Less than two minutes. Dumb guy. Little bomb. How hard can it be?
[Jack, leader of the zombie gang, knocks him to the floor]
Jack: And it just got harder.
Xander: I'm not leaving 'til that thing's disarmed.
Jack: Then I guess you're not leaving. I'm gonna carve আপনি up and serve আপনি with gravy. আপনি piss me off, boy. Now আপনি pay the price. First the eyes, then the tongue. I'm gonna break every one of your fingers.
Xander: আপনি gonna do all that in forty-nine seconds?
[Jack looks at the bomb's clock, then the door, then Xander.]
Xander: I know what you're thinking. Can I get দ্বারা him? Get up the stairs, out of the building, সেকেন্ড ticking away. I don't প্রণয় your chances.
Jack: Then you'll die, too.
Xander: Yeah, looks like. So I guess the প্রশ্ন really is: Who has less fear?
Jack: I'm not afraid to die. I'm already dead.
Xander: Yeah, but this is different. Being blown up isn't walking-around-and-drinking-with-your-buddies dead. It's little-pieces-being-swept-up-by-a-janitor dead, and I don't think you're ready for that.
Jack: Are you?
Xander: [tired smile] I like the quiet.

Bad Girls
Buffy: New Watcher?
Giles: New Watcher.
Wesley: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, it's very nice to meet you.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Wesley: Evil?
Buffy: The last one was evil.
Wesley: Oh yes, Gwendolyn Post, we all heard. No, Mr. Giles has checked my credentials ... rather thoroughly, phoned the Council. But I'm glad to see you're on the ball as well. A good Slayer is a cautious Slayer.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Giles: Not in the strictest sense.

Consequences
Faith: আপনি sent your boy to kill me.
Mayor Wilkins: That's right, I did.
Faith: He's dust.
Mayor Wilkins: I thought he might be, what with আপনি standing here and all.
Faith: I guess that means আপনি have a job opening.

Doppelgängland
Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and...skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.
Angel: Well, actually... [Buffy gives him a look] That's a good point.

Enemies
Xander: Got the address. I beat it out of Willy the snitch personally.
Buffy: আপনি beat up Willy?
Xander: Sure. Well, actually, let's just say I applied some pressure. অথবা আরো accurately, that I asked politely. And then... Okay, I bribed him.
Buffy: How much?
Xander: Twenty-eight bucks. Does the council reimburse for that kinda stuff?
Giles: Did আপনি get a receipt?
Xander: Damn...

Earshot
Buffy: আপনি had sex with Giles? আপনি had sex with Giles?!
Joyce: It was the candy! We were teenagers!
Buffy: On the ঘোমটা of a police car?!
Joyce: [goes to leave, glances back] I'll be downstairs. [exits] আপনি feel better!
Buffy: Twice!?

Choices
Faith: Give me the speech again, please. "Faith, we're still your friends. We can help you. It's not too late."
Willow: It's way too late. আপনি know, it didn't have to be this way. But আপনি made your choice. I know আপনি had a tough life. I know that some people think আপনি had a lot of bad breaks. Well, boo hoo! Poor you! আপনি know, আপনি had a lot আরো in your life than some people. I mean, আপনি had বন্ধু in your life like Buffy. Now আপনি have no one. আপনি were a slayer and now you're nothing. You're just a big, selfish, worthless waste.
[Faith knocks Willow to the ground.]
Faith: আপনি hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little আরো efficient.
Willow: [stands up] Aw, and here I just thought আপনি didn't have a comeback.

The Prom
Anya: The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful.
Xander: Well, hey! Good luck with that. Hope it works out for you.
Anya: আপনি know, আপনি can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander: Then why আপনি talking to me?
Anya: [averting her eyes] I don't have a তারিখ for the prom.
Xander: Well, gosh! I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?
Anya: Men are evil... Will আপনি go with me?
Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.
Anya: When I হারিয়ে গেছে my powers I got stuck with this persona, and now I have all these feelings. I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me.
Anya: Look, I know আপনি find me attractive. I've seen আপনি looking at my breasts.
Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means his eyes are open.
Anya: Whatever. Look, do আপনি wanna go with me অথবা not?
[Xander's eyes lower for a second, then flick back up to Anya's face.]

Graduation দিন Part One
[After Willow and Harmony have signed each other's yearbooks.]
Willow: I'm going to miss her.
Buffy: Don't আপনি hate her?
Willow: Yes, with a fiery vengeance. She picked on me for ten years. Vacuous tramp... It's like a sickness, Buffy. I'm missing everything. I miss P.E.!

Graduation দিন Part Two
Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: My point however is, crazy অথবা not, it's pretty much the only plan. Besides, it's Buffy's, and she's Slay Gal, আপনি know, Little Miss Likes-to-fight. So...
Xander: I think there was a 'yea' vote buried in there somewhere.
Angel: Well, he's not crazy about germs.
Cordelia: Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs!
Buffy: Great! We'll get him cornered, and then আপনি can sneeze on him.
Cordelia: No! No. We'll get a container of Ebola virus, and... and, um... অথবা -- it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says "Ebola" on it, and, um... [snaps her fingers] chase him. [everyone is silent] ...With the box.
Xander: I'm starting to lean towards the hummus offensive.
Oz: He'll never see it coming.

Season Four


The Freshman
Xander: Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but আপনি can't let it control you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. - No, wait, hold on. - Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side. - Hold on, no. Ahm... First আপনি get the women, then আপনি get the money, then you... - OK, can we forget that?
Buffy: Thanks for Dadaist pep talk. I feel much আরো abstract now.
Xander: The point is, you're Buffy.
Buffy: Yeah. Maybe in high school I was Buffy.
Xander: And now in college you're Betty Louise?
Buffy: Yeah, I'm Betty Louise Plotnick of East Cupcake, Illinois. I might as well be.
Xander: [...] Let me tell আপনি something. When it's dark and I'm all alone, and I'm scared অথবা freaked out অথবা whatever, I always think “What would Buffy do?” You're my hero. OK, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone, I think “What is Buffy wearing?”

Living Conditions
Buffy: [about Kathy] You're right. Ooh! She's even affecting my work, now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black cancer!
[She brings her foot up, around and down onto a bench, breaking it in two.]
Buffy: She's... other really bad things.
Oz: On the plus side you've killed the bench, which was looking shifty.

The Harsh Light Of Day
Anya: I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked.
Xander: Really? আপনি know, if I'm in the checkout lane at the Wal-Mart, I've had that same one.

Fear, Itself
[After defeating Gachnar, Giles looks back at the small image of him in the book]
Giles: Bloody hell, the inscription!
Buffy: What?
Giles: I should've translated the Gaelic inscription beneath the picture.
Buffy: What does it say?
Giles: ... Actual size

বিয়ার Bad
Xander: And was there a lesson in all this? huh? What did we learn about beer?
Buffy: Foamy.
Xander: Good, just as long as that's clear. Anyways I think the boys in the car are contained for the time being. This'll give them some time to ponder the geo-political ramifications of being mean to me!

Wild At Heart
Willow: How come আপনি didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?
Buffy: I thought that was the point.

The Initiative
Willow: OK, say that I help and আপনি start a conversation. It goes great. আপনি like Buffy, she likes you. আপনি spend time together, feelings grow deeper and one day, without even realizing it, আপনি find you're in love. Time stops and it feels like the whole world's made for আপনি two and আপনি two alone, until the দিন one of আপনি leaves and rips the still-beating হৃদয় from the other, who's now a broken, hollow mockery of the human condition.
Riley: [taken aback] Yep, that's the plan.
Willow: I figured it was.

Pangs
Spike: Oh, someone put a stake in me!
Xander: আপনি gotta lot of volunteers in here.
Spike: I just can't take all this namby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians.
Willow: Uh, the preferred term is-
Spike: আপনি won. All right? আপনি came in and আপনি killed them and আপনি took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. আপনি had better weapons, and আপনি massacred them. End of story.
Buffy: Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of-- Not that I don't like Spaniards.
Spike: Listen to you. How আপনি gonna fight anyone with that attitude?
Willow: We don't wanna fight anyone.
Buffy: I just wanna have Thanksgiving.
Spike: Heh. Yeah...Good luck.
Willow: If we could talk to him--
Spike: আপনি exterminated his race. What could আপনি possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill অথবা be killed here. Take your bloody pick.
Xander: Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but... some of that made sense.
Giles: I made a lot of these points earlier, but fine, no one listens to me.

Something Blue
Spike: Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloody well, and if আপনি make me miss it I'll -
Giles: Do what? Lick me to death?

Hush
[Xander ties Spike to a chair before getting into bed.]
Spike: Don't see why I have to be tied up.
Xander: It's just while I'm sleeping.
Spike: Like I'd bite you, anyway.
Xander: Oh, আপনি would.
Spike: Not bloody likely.
Xander: I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Spike: Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.
Xander: And don't আপনি forget it.

Doomed
Xander: I have to get to work
Spike: Yeah, delivering melted cheese on bread. Doing your part to keep America constipated.

A New Man
Professor Walsh: It's only our methods that differ; we use the latest in scientific technology and state of the art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Buffy: Er, its আরো effective then it sounds-
Maggie Walsh: Oh, I'm - quite sure of that. As I'm just as sure that we can learn much from each other. I'm working on getting আপনি clearance into the Initiative, I think you'll find the results of our operation most impressive. Agent Finn here alone has killed and captured... How many is it?
Riley: Seventeen : eleven vampires, six demons.
Buffy: Oh... wow. I mean, that's... seventeen.
Maggie Walsh: What about you?
Buffy: Me?
Maggie Walsh: How many Hostiles would আপনি say you've slain?
Buffy: [uncomfortably searches for the right words]

The I In Team
Willow: Guess she's out with Riley. আপনি know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend.
Anya: [offhandedly while stacking her chips] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
[Xander loses control of the deck he was shuffling.]

Goodbye Iowa
[Buffy, Willow, and Anya are watching Road Runner in বিছানা in Xander's Basement]
Buffy: That would never happen.
Willow: Well no, Buff. That's why they're called কার্টুন not documentaries.

This Years Girl
Joyce: আপনি don't know the first thing about Buffy. অথবা me.
Faith: Don't I? I know what it's like. আপনি think আপনি matter. আপনি think you're a part of something and আপনি get dumped. It's like the whole world is moving but you're stuck. Like those জন্তু জানোয়ার in the tar pits. It's like আপনি just keep sinking a little deeper everyday and nobody even sees.
Joyce: [sounding bored] Were আপনি planning to slit my throat anytime soon?
Faith: Don't tell me আপনি don't see it, Joyce. আপনি served your purpose. আপনি squirted out the kid, raised her up, and now আপনি might as well be dead! I mean, nobody cares! Nobody remembers! Especially not Buffy-fabulous-super-hero! Sooner অথবা later you're gonna have to face it. She was over us a long time ago, Joyce. [voice rising to a shout] Too busy climbing onto her new boy toy to give a single thought to the people that matter! I mean, you're her mother and she just leaves আপনি here to die!
Buffy: [Dives in through the window, punches Faith] Hi, Mom!
Joyce: Hi, honey.

Who Are You

[Buffy tries to convince Giles she truly is Buffy, despite being trapped in Faith's body.]
Buffy [in Faith's body]: Giles, আপনি turned into a demon and I knew it was you. I mean, can't আপনি just look into my eyes and be all intuitive?
Giles: How did I turn into a demon?
Buffy [in Faith's body]: Oh! 'cause, uh... Ethan Rayne! And আপনি have a girlfriend named Olivia, and আপনি haven't had a job since we blew up the school - which is valid, lifestyle-wise. I mean, it's not like you're a slacker type, but... Oh, oh! When I had psychic power, I heard my mom think that আপনি were like a stevedore during sex. Wh-Do আপনি want me to continue?
Giles: Actually, I beg আপনি to stop.
Buffy [in Faith's body]: What's a stevedore?

Superstar
[Giles is গান গাওয়া and playing "Behind Blue Eyes" দ্বারা The Who at an এসপ্রেসো bar. Anya, Willow, Xander and Tara watch from the door, amazed. All three girls are riveted; Willow's and Anya's mouths are hanging open.]
Anya: Oh.
Willow: Wow.
Xander: Um, could we go back to the haunted house? Cause, this is creeping me out.
Tara: Does he do this a lot?
Xander: [sarcastic.] Sure. Every দিন the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange.
Willow: Now I remember why I used to have such a crush on him.
Tara: Well, he is pretty good.
Anya: His voice is... pleasant.
Xander: [incredulous.] What?!
Willow: Oh, come on, he is kinda sexy.
Xander: I'm fighting total mental breakdown here, Will. No আরো fueling the fire, please.

New Moon Rising
Willow: [Speaking of Oz's return] It's complicated...because of Tara.
Buffy: আপনি mean Tara has a crush on Oz? No... [suddenly realizes Willow is in প্রণয় with Tara] Oh!!

The Yoko Factor
Xander: Maybe that all changes when I'm off doin' sit-ups in Fort Dix!
Giles: Fort Dix? [begins to giggle hysterically]
Buffy: Are আপনি drunk?
Giles: [finishes laughing] Yes, quite a bit, actually.
Buffy: Well, stop it!!
Buffy: আপনি guys, stop this! What happened to আপনি today?!
Willow: It's not today! Buffy, things have been wrong for a while, don't আপনি see that?
Buffy: [perturbed] What do আপনি mean 'wrong?'
Willow: Well, things certainly haven't been right since Tara. We have to face it, আপনি can't handle Tara being my girlfriend...
Xander: No, it was back before that, since আপনি two went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to- Tara's your girlfriend?!
Giles: [from upstairs, still drunk] Bloody hell!

Primeval
[Buffy explains Adam's evil plan]
Xander: Does anyone else miss the Mayor? "I just wanna be a big snake"?

Restless
Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: Where are আপনি from, Harris?
Xander as Captain Willard: Well, the basement, mostly.
Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: Were আপনি born there?
Xander as Captain Willard: Possibly.

Season 5


Buffy Vs Dracula
Buffy: So let me get this straight. You're... Dracula. The guy. The Count.
Dracula: I am.
Buffy: And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Because... I've fought আরো than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Dracula: আপনি know who I am. As I would know without প্রশ্ন that আপনি are Buffy Summers.
Buffy: You've heard of me?
Dracula: Naturally. You're known throughout the world.
Buffy: Naw. Really?
Dracula: Why else would I come here? For the sun? I came to meet the renowned... killer.
Buffy: Yeah, I prefer the term Slayer. আপনি know, killer just sounds so...
Dracula: Naked?
Buffy: Like I... paint clowns অথবা something. I'm the good guy, remember?
Dracula: Perhaps, but your power is rooted in darkness. আপনি must feel it.
Buffy: No. আপনি know what I feel? Bored.
[She attempts to stake Dracula, but he repeatedly dissipates into mist to avoid her]
Buffy: Okay. That's cheating.

Real Me
Buffy: Giles, are আপনি sure about this?
Giles: Why wouldn't I be?
Buffy: Well, aside from the fact that most magic ভান্দার owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer... and have আপনি ever run a store before?
Giles: I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same, except people pay for the things they don't return. It'll give me focus, increase my resources. And it'll prevent আপনি lot from trampling all over my flat at all hours. There may even be some মহাকাশ for আপনি to train in the back.
Buffy: Boy, you've really thought this through... How bored were আপনি last year?
Giles: I watched "Passions" with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

The Replacement
Anya: Well, what do we do if it doesn't work?
Both Xanders: [simultaneously] Kill us both, Spock! [both laugh]
Buffy: They're... kinda the same now.
Giles: Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.

Out Of My Mind
Doctor: [To Harmony] আপনি can't smoke in here
Harmony: [Holding a Crossbow] Oh yeah, says who? [Doctor points to a "No Smoking" sign] Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.

No Place Like Home
Buffy: [pulls a glowing orb out of her bag] What the hell is it?
Giles: It appears to be paranormal in origin.
Willow: How can আপনি tell?
Giles: Well, it's so shiny.

Family
Buffy: আপনি want her, Mr. Maclay? আপনি can go ahead and take her. আপনি just gotta go through me.
Mr. Maclay: What?
Buffy: আপনি heard me! আপনি wanna take Tara out of here against her will? আপনি gotta come through me.
Dawn: And me!
Mr. Maclay: Is this a joke? I'm not gonna be threatened দ্বারা two little girls!
Dawn: আপনি don't wanne mess with us.
Buffy: She's a hairpuller.
Giles: And you're not just dealing with two little girls.
Xander: You're dealing with all of us.
Spike: [Holds up hand] Except me.
Xander: Except Spike.
Spike: I don't care what happens.

Fool For Love
Xander: [re: Riley’s commando hand movements] What's with the hand move? D’you see that? Does that, like, mean somethin’?
Willow: It's code. I think it breaks down to "choo-choo." [mimics pulling a train whistle]
Anya: It probably means to follow him. That, অথবা wait here for him.
Xander: নমস্কার Riley! What's the [Mimics gesture] all about?
Riley: It means yell real loud, so the ভ্যাম্পায়ার who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance.

Shadow

Anya: Hey. Hey! HEY! HEY!!!
Giles: Anya, your "heys" are startling the customers.
Xander: And pretty much the state!
Anya: আপনি sold somebody a Kohl's amulet and a Sobekian bloodstone!
Giles: Yes, I believe I did.
Anya: Are আপনি stupid অথবা something?
Giles: Allow me to answer that প্রশ্ন with a firing.
Xander: She's kidding. An, we talked about the employee-employer vocabulary no-nos. That was number five.

Listening To Fear
Joyce: Dawn... she's not mine is she?
Buffy: No.
Joyce: She's... she does belong to us though.
Buffy: Yes she does,
Joyce: And she's important... to the world, precious. As precious as আপনি are to me... Then we have to take care of her. Buffy, promise me, if anything happens, if I don't come through this-
Buffy: Mom-
Joyce: No, listen to me. No matter what she is, she still feels like my daughter. I have to know that you'll take care of her, that you'll keep her safe, that you'll প্রণয় her like I প্রণয় you.
Buffy: I promise.

Into The Woods
Xander: [to Anya] I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in প্রণয় with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things আপনি do, the way আপনি think, the way আপনি move. I get excited every time I'm about to see you. আপনি make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like a man. I just thought আপনি might like to know.

Triangle

Willow: Trying to send him to a specific place is sort of like, like... trying to hit a কুকুরছানা দ্বারা throwing a live bee at it. Which is a weird image and আপনি should all just forget it.
Anya: It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, অথবা the crazy melty land, or, আপনি know, the world without shrimp.
Tara: There's a world without shrimp? [pause] I-I'm allergic.

Checkpoint

Buffy: Just tell me what kind of demon I'm fighting.
Quentin Travers: Well, that's the thing, আপনি see. Glory isn't a demon.
Buffy: What is she?
Quentin: She's a god.
Buffy: Oh.

Blood Ties
Dawn: I just think you're freakin' out 'cause আপনি have to fight someone prettier than you. That is the case, right?
Buffy: Glory is evil. And powerful. And in no way prettier than me.

Crush
Harmony: Who is-? Oh wait, I get it. Our little sex game was just the beginning, now you've gone and picked up some cheap কুইন of the damned to dress up like your precious Drudzilla.
Spike: Harm-
Harmony: You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always. No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl, অথবা Charlize Theron.
Spike: Harm, আপনি moron, this is Drusilla.
Harmony: আপনি have got some nerve coming back here after breaking my Boo-Boo's heart.
Drusilla: [Mouths to Spike] Boo-Boo?

I was Made To প্রণয় You
Giles: A fourteen-year-old is too old to be babysat, it's not fair to her.
Buffy: What'd she make আপনি do?
Giles: Well, we listened to aggressively cheerful সঙ্গীত sung দ্বারা people chosen for their ability to dance, and we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.
Buffy: [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry, but if it makes আপনি feel any better, my fun-time Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window. So if আপনি wanna trade... No wait, I wouldn't give that memory up for anything.

The Body
Anya: I mean, it's a myth that it's a myth. There is a Santa Claus.
Xander: The advantage of having a thousand-year-old girlfriend. Inside scoop.
Tara: There's a Santa Claus?
Anya: Mm-hmm. Been around since, like, the 1500s. But he wasn't always called Santa. But with, আপনি know, বড়দিন night, flying reindeer, coming down the chimney — all true.
Dawn: All true?
Anya: Well, he doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as, আপনি know, disembowel children. But otherwise...
Tara: The reindeer part was nice.

Forever
[Spike meets Willow and Xander outside Buffy's house. Spike is carrying flowers]
Spike: I'm not going in.
Xander: And you're not leaving those. আপনি really think you're going to score points with Buffy this way?
Spike: This isn't about Buffy.
Xander: Bull. We're all hip to your doomed obsession.
Spike: They're for Joyce.
Xander: Like আপনি cared about her. [Spike moves closer to Xander]
Willow: Guys. Not here.
Spike: Care? Joyce was the only one of the lot of আপনি I could stand.
Xander: And she was the only one with a daughter আপনি wanted to shag. I'm touched.
Spike: I liked the lady. Understand, monkey boy? She was decent. She didn't put on airs. And she was the only one who didn't treat me like a freak.
Xander: Her mistake.
Spike: [scoffs] Think what আপনি want. [He throws the ফুলেরডালি to the ground and stomps off]
Xander: Un ... believable. The guy thinks he can put on a big প্রদর্শনী and con Buffy into being his sex monkey.
Willow: [looking at flowers] Xander... He didn't leave a card.

Intervention

Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sorta compact but well-muscled.
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that আপনি might be!

Tough Love
Xander: Whatever আপনি choose, you've got my support. Just think of me as... as your... আপনি know, I'm searching for supportive things and I'm coming up all bras. So, something slightly আরো manly, think of me as that.

Spiral
[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.]
Giles: Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives—
[A boxy, beaten-up mobile প্রথমপাতা pulls up to pick them up.]
Giles: ... we'll feel oddly worse.

The Weight Of The World
Young Buffy: Do আপনি like dolls?
Willow: No, and I think we already deja'd this vu.
Young Buffy: আপনি talk funny.
Willow: Yes, as আপনি will tell me again when we are older and in chem class.

The Gift
Buffy: This is how many apocalypses for us now?
Giles: Oh, uh, six at least. Feels like a hundred.
Buffy: I've always beaten them. Always won.
Giles: Yes.
Buffy: I sacrificed অ্যাঞ্জেল to save the world. I loved him so much, but I knew what was right. I don't have that anymore. I don't understand. I don't know how to live in this world, if these are the choices, if everything just gets stripped away. I don't see the point. I just wish- I just wish my mom was here.

Season 6


Bargaining Part One
Giles: [sadly] I just can't help but wonder if... she would have been better off without me. Buffy.
Buffybot: I don't think that's true. আপনি were very helpful to her.
Giles: [laughs bitterly] Right. Yes, I was a perfect Watcher. I did what any good Watcher would do - got my Slayer killed in the line of duty.
Buffybot: Oh, that wasn't your fault.
Giles: Of course not. That's how all Slayer-Watcher relationships end, isn't it? She's gone. I did my job.
Buffybot: [innocently] Then why are আপনি still here?

Bargaining Part Two
Xander: I know we've been going straight because I've been following the North Star.
Willow: Xander, that's not the North Star, it's an airplane.

After Life
Spike: Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing অথবা two about torment.
Buffy: [looking down] I was happy.
[Spike stares at her, confused and shocked]
Buffy: Wherever I ... was ... I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time ... didn't mean anything ... nothing had form ... but I was still me, আপনি know? And I was warm ... and I was loved ... and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about theology অথবা dimensions, অথবা ... any of it, really ... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. [near tears] I was torn out of there. Pulled out ... দ্বারা my friends. Everything here is ... hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch ... this is hell. Just getting through the পরবর্তি moment, and the one after that ... knowing what I've lost... [pause] They can never know. Never.

Flooded
Buffy: OK, so you're telling me I'm broke?
Willow: Not yet, but-
Tara: Money's definitely becoming an issue.
Xander: As in you're being almost out of it.
Buffy: But I haven't spent any money! I was all... dead and frugal.
Dawn: So what do we do?
Buffy: Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty. [The Scoobies look at Buffy in horror] আপনি guys, I'm kidding. OK, it's bills, it's money, it's pieces of paper sent দ্বারা bureaucrats that we've never even met. It's not like it's the end of the world... which is too bad, আপনি know, 'cause that, I'm really good at.

Life Serial
Tara: I don't know about everybody else, but I would প্রণয় some chicken.
Giles: Yes, as would I!
Dawn: I'll take a drumstick.
Willow: I'm a breast girl myself. [Glances at Tara] But, then again, আপনি knew that.

All The Way
[Xander has announced his engagement to Anya; the two are স্নেহ চুম্বন with uncomfortable intensity.]
Buffy: [softly] Did আপনি know about this?
Giles: No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.
[Giles takes off his glasses and cleans them on his shirt]
Buffy: [shocked] Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So আপনি won't have to see what we're doing?
Giles: Tell no one.

Once আরো With Feeling
Anya: She came from the grave much graver.
Spike: First he'll kill her, then I'll save her.
Tara: Everything is turning out so dark.
Buffy: Going through the motions...
Spike: No, I'll save her, then I'll kill her.
Willow: I think this line's mostly filler...
Giles: What's it gonna take to strike a spark?
Buffy: These endless days are finally ending in a blaze
All: And we are caught in the fire
The point of no return.
So we will walk through the fire,
And let it
Burn.

Tabula Rasa
Dawn: আপনি want me to name you?
Buffy: Oh, that's sweet, but I think I can name myself. I'll name me... "Joan".
Dawn: Ugh.
Buffy/Joan: What? Did আপনি just "ugh" my name?
Dawn: No, I just... I mean, Joan, it's so blah.
Buffy/Joan: I like it. I feel like a "Joan".
Dawn: Fine, that's your purgative.
Buffy/Joan: "Prerogative".
Dawn: Whatever, Joan.
Buffy/Joan: Whatever, Umad.
Buffy/Joan/Dawn: [unison.] Boy, you're a pain in the... / Boy, you're bossy!
Dawn: Do আপনি think we're-
Buffy: Sisters?
[They smile and hug each other.]
Spike: [watching them hug] [to Giles] আপনি never showed me affection like that... [Giles looks at him, bewildered] I'd wager.

Smashed
Buffy: Hey... how've আপনি been?
Amy: Rat. You?
Buffy: Dead.
Amy: Oh.

Wrecked
Buffy: Will আপনি quit that? The only thing that's different is that I'm disgusted with myself. That's the power of your charms. Last night... was the most perverse... degrading experience of my life.
Spike: Yeah. Me too.
Buffy: That might get আপনি off, but it's not my style.
Spike: No. It's your calling.

Gone
Anya: Like pudding, am I right? ধান অথবা tapioca, lumpy like that.
Xander: We have to find Buffy, she's gotta know.
Anya: I don't think Buffy's going to be too broken up over a pylon.
Xander: Anya, whatever's happening to the pylon will probably happen to her. If we don't find Buffy, I mean, if we don't figure out how this was done...
Anya: She's pudding.

Doublemeat Palace
Buffy: We need to get that burger analyzed. We need to find out if it used to be people.
Xander: [with mouth full] What? People?
Buffy: Xander! আপনি ate the burger?
Xander: Well, first আপনি say it's cat. Then আপনি come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five মিনিট later, "Oh, দ্বারা the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh"?
Buffy: I needed that burger to analyze it. Now I'm gonna have to get another one.
Xander: That's your problem with this scenario? আপনি getting seconds?

Dead Things
Willow: These things just made আপনি think আপনি killed her.
Xander: She was probably dead long before আপনি stumbled across her.
Buffy: It wasn't the demons. It was Warren. He knew Katrina. He had something to do with it, I know it.
Willow: How can আপনি be sure?
Buffy: আপনি always hurt the one আপনি love.

Older And Far Away
[Spike's attempt to get intimate with Buffy is interrupted দ্বারা Tara's arrival.]
Spike: I had a... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
Tara: A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
Spike: What? It's a thing.

As আপনি Were
Riley: আপনি want me to say I like seeing আপনি in বিছানা with that idiot? অথবা that blinding কমলা is your very best color? অথবা that that burger smell is appealing?
Buffy: আপনি smelled the smell?
Riley: Buffy, none of that means anything, it doesn't touch you. You're still the first woman I ever loved and the strongest woman I've ever known. And, I'm not advertising this to the missus, but you're still quite the hottie.
Buffy: আপনি know, it goes away after many bathings.

Hells Bells
[As Xander wanders the streets in the rain, Anya recites a final version]
Anya: I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because... I প্রণয় you, and I'll always প্রণয় you. And, before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. N-not even a person, really. And I'd seen what প্রণয় could do to people, and it was... hurt, and sadness. A-alone was better. And then, suddenly, there was you! And-and আপনি knew me. আপনি saw me. And it was this... thing. আপনি make me feel নিরাপদ and warm, so, I... get it now. I finally get love, Xander! I really do

Normal Again
Buffy: Then I was like... No, it wasn't like, I was in an institution. There were, um, doctors, and nurses and other patients, they told me that I was sick... I guess crazy. And that, um, Sunnydale and all of this, none of it was real.
Xander: Oh, come on, that's ridiculous! What, আপনি think this isn't real just because of all the vampires, and demons, and ex-vengeance demons, and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy?

Entropy
Buffy: I don't think he could feel any worse.
Anya: Let's test that theory.
Buffy: Anya, Xander's my friend. I know what he did was wrong, and if it happened to me, I'd-
Anya: Wish his penis would explode?

Seeing Red
Buffy: Xander, what I do with my personal life is none of your business.
Xander: [softly] It used to be.
Buffy: It just happened, okay?
Xander: Oh, like, uh, "Say, you're evil. Get on me"?
Buffy: আপনি fought side দ্বারা side with him when I was gone. আপনি let him take care of Dawn.
Xander: But I never forgot what he really is. God, what were আপনি thinking?

Villains
Andrew: Think they'll let my aunt bring me my Discman?
Jonathan: That's what আপনি worried about? In-flight entertainment? We're in jail!
Andrew: We're in custody. We haven't been charged yet.
Jonathan: Thank you, Dragnet. It doesn't matter what they call it, they got us, okay? We're going down. [lowers his voice] That guy's been looking at me. I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.

Two To Go
Anya: Warren shot Buffy. Warren shot Tara. Buffy's alive, Tara is dead. Willow found out, and, being the most powerful wicca in the western hemisphere she decided to get the payback, with interest.
Andrew: What about Warren?
Anya: She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of আপনি are next.
Andrew: Oh my god, Warren!
Jonathon: Oh my god, me!

Grave
Giles: Buffy, what's happened here?
Buffy: God. I don't even know where to start.
Giles: Well, Willow's clearly been abusing the magicks.
Buffy: She has. She was ... and I barely even noticed. Giles, everything's just been so... [sighs.] Xander left Anya at the altar, and Anya's a vengeance demon again... [Giles looks shocked.] Dawn's a total klepto ... money's been so tight that I've been slinging burgers at the Doublemeat Palace ... [looks down at the floor.] And I've been sleeping with Spike.
[Giles stares at her... then starts laughing. He covers his mouth with his hand but can't stop. Buffy stares at him.]
Giles: [trying to calm down.] Sorry.
[He bursts out laughing again. Buffy rolls her eyes, now just looks amused. Giles keeps laughing and slowly Buffy starts to laugh too.]
..........
Xander: First দিন of kindergarten. আপনি cried because আপনি broke the yellow crayon, and আপনি were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is? Yeah. I প্রণয় you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I প্রণয় ... scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If আপনি wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.
Willow: আপনি think I won't?
Xander: It doesn't matter. I'll still প্রণয় you.
Willow: Shut up!

Season 7


Lessons
Buffy: Stay away from hyena people, অথবা any loser athletes, অথবা if আপনি see anyone who's invisible...
Dawn: I think it's pretty নিরাপদ to say I'm not going to see anyone who's invisible.

Beneath You
Buffy: I doubt we'll even see each other. Assuming I even half understand my fuzzy job description.
Dawn: It's not fuzzy. You're what, dealing with troubled kids?
Xander: At a spanking new Hellmouth High. Please, outside of drugs, violence, and unwanted pregnancy and the unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of its schools foundation every now and then, what trouble could these kids have?

Same Time, Same Place
Anya: আপনি feel really responsible? আপনি are really responsible!
Willow: I know I hurt you... and everyone... and I'm sorry.
Anya: Here's something আপনি should know about vengeance demons. We don't groove with the sorry. We prefer, "Oh, God! Please stop hitting me with my own rib bones!"
Willow: Go on. Say whatever আপনি want, rib অস্থি and so forth. I deserve it.
Anya: And আপনি won't mind?
Willow: No.
Anya [pouts slightly]: Well then, that's no fun.

Help
Willow: Have আপনি Googled her yet?
Xander: Willow! She's 17!
Willow: It's a খুঁজুন engine.

Selfless
D'Hoffryn: [surveying the fraternity boys Anya killed] Oh, breathtaking! It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog.


Him
[The Scoobies are burning R.J.'s এনচ্যান্টেড জ্যাকেট in Buffy's fireplace.]
Buffy: Xander, be honest. আপনি didn't, আপনি know, think about slipping that জ্যাকেট on a little bit?
Xander: I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.

Conversations With Dead People
Jonathan: Wish I'd have stayed in Mexico.
Andrew: Ah, I didn't like it there. Everyone spoke Mexicoan.
Jonathan: আপনি could've learned it. আপনি learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.
Andrew: That had much clearer transitive and intransitive rules, okay? Besides, I can't keep having those nightmares.
Jonathan: Me neither. Desde abajo te devora.
Andrew: "It eats you, starting with your bottom."
Jonathan: Gonna make it right.
Andrew: We're outlaws with hearts of gold.

Sleeper
Spike: Well, I certainly didn't off her. Where are আপনি getting this? আপনি know I can't.
Buffy: Right. The chip.
Spike: No, not the chip! Not the chip, dammit. আপনি honestly think I'd go to the end of the আন্ডারওয়ার্ল্ড and back to get my soul and then— Buffy, I can barely live with what I did. It haunts me. All of it. If আপনি think that I would add to the body count now, আপনি are crazy.

Never Leave Me
Buffy: [to Willow] He's been feasting off human blood for weeks. He's been having some pretty bad withdrawals. I think we need to get him some blood.
Willow: [enthusiastically & happily] Do আপনি want me to kill Anya?
Buffy: No, we should probably try to wean him off humans. He'll have to make due with animal blood.
Willow: I'll go get some then.

Bring On The Night
Giles: We're back at square one.
Xander: Which square would that be, exactly?
Giles: I'm not sure. The First predates everything we've ever known. অথবা can know. It's everywhere, it's pure. I don't know if we can fight it.
Buffy: You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. [We] can't run, can't hide... can't pretend it's not the end 'cause it is. Something has always... been there to try and destroy the world. We've... beaten them back, but we're not dealing with them anymore. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First.
Giles: Buffy, I, um... I-I know you're... you're tired...
Buffy: I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. [near sobbing] I'm standing on the mouth of Hell and it is going to গেলা me whole. [hardens] And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Well, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now, 'cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts, one দ্বারা one, until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth আরো powerful than evil. And that's us. Any questions?

Showtime
Willow: Last time I tried using magic... the First, it turned it around on me, got inside. I felt it surging through me, every fibre of my being, pure undiluted evil. I could taste it.
Kennedy: How's evil taste?
Willow: A little chalky.

Potential
Buffy: [on the phone at work] Well, I'm sorry Xander...next time, close the door when আপনি take a ঝরনা at my house...of course they're curious!

The Killer In Me
Soldier: Miss Summers! Agent Finn reported that আপনি tried to contact him earlier today.
Buffy: I knew it! [whispers to Spike] Government conspiracy.
Soldier: He indicated আপনি might be needing our assistance. We're to provide আপনি anything আপনি need to help Ass-Face here.
[Spike and Buffy stare at him.]
Soldier: Those were his exact words, ma'am.

First Date
Robin: Well, then, I'd, um, I'd like to take আপনি out to dinner, if that's all right with you. I mean, আপনি don't have to. I'm certainly not saying come to ডিনার if আপনি enjoy having a job. [chuckles] আপনি know, I may have to make up a document saying I didn't just say that and have আপনি sign it.
Buffy: Sure. I'd be happy to have ডিনার with you.
Robin: Great. I'll draw up the paperwork.

Get It Done
Willow: Oh. Hey. Hi. Well, Buffy, I see our preparations for the... school... pep-dance-cheer-drill-contest are really coming along. "Bring it on!"
Buffy: Will, it's okay, he knows.
Willow: Oh, thank God. If I had to explain all these weapons? I had nothing.
Robin: Buffy tells me আপনি have been, umm... oh, how shall I put it?... experimenting... [long embarrassed pause] ...with the magics.
Willow: Oh! Yeah. Oh, nothing too heavy, though. Just the lighter, safer stuff. Uh, if Kennedy asks, her pointy stuff's right there. See আপনি inside. [to Buffy] So much শীতল than Snyder!
Wood: [when Willow left] She really almost destroyed the world?
Buffy: Yep.

Storyteller
Buffy: Are আপনি still filming me? Stop!
Andrew: But it’s a valuable record. An important document for the ages. A Slayer in action.
Buffy: A nerd in pain. Would they like that? ’cause we could do that.

Lies My Parents Told Me
Buffy: Maybe you're right. Maybe everything is fine.
Giles: Everything's terrible. Total catastrophe.
Buffy: Giles, what's wrong?
Giles: Have আপনি seen the new library? There's nothing but computers. There's not a book to be seen. I - I don't know where to begin, Buffy. I mean, who do we speak to?
Robin: Uh, that would - that would be me. Hi. I'm Robin Wood.
Giles: Oh, sorry. Rupert Giles. Sorry. Buffy tells me you're something of a freelance demon fighter. [Robin closes door] Oh, yes, yes. I, um, I'm relieved. We're running dangerously low on allies.
Buffy: So, we didn't stop it, then?
Giles: Uh, no, the seers at the coven are certain the First is continuing to gather its forces. I'm afraid war is inevitable. [regarding the library] So, we should go before the school board.