"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"

"Gee, Xander, what are আপনি gonna teach when আপনি fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"

"Buffy - প্রণয় the hair. It just screams রাস্তা urchin."

"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."

"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made আপনি Elvis?"

"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty অথবা something gross"

"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally beachless for a মাস and a half. No one has suffered like I have suffered. Of course, I think that that kind of adversity builds character. Well, then I thought, 'I already have a lot of character.' Is it possible to have too much character?"

"So can I go now? She doesn't need this many stakes. I mean, if this guy Spike is as mean as আপনি all said, it should be over pretty quickly."

"We're still all rooting for আপনি on Saturday. I'd be there for আপনি myself if I didn't have a leg wax"

"Buffy, these men are rich, and I am not being shallow. Think of all the poor people I could help with all my money."

"Look, Buffy, আপনি may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology অথবা whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer"

"Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care ভালুক with fangs?"

"I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed"

"Whatever. They were cranky. So they're like, 'Let's lose some heads!' Ugh, that's fair. And, eh, Marie Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna' let them have cake."

"I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty, অথবা something gross."

"And what if she is, exactly? What are আপনি gonna' do about it? In case আপনি haven't noticed, you're the lameness and she's the super chick অথবা whatever."

"I know, আপনি were too busy rushing off to die for your beloved Buffy. You'd never die for me"

"This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his side, the Slayer's a basket case, I'd say we've hit bottom"

"We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things... I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a...good girl"

"Look around. We're in my daddy's car. It's just the two of us. There is a beautiful, big, full moon outside tonight. It doesn't get আরো romantic than this. So shut up!"

"And keep your mom-aged mitts off my boyfriend. Former!"

"You're a sheep. All আপনি ever do is what everyone else does, just so আপনি can say আপনি did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm way শীতল than আপনি are, 'cause I'm not a sheep. I do what I want to do, and I wear what I want to wear, and আপনি know what? I তারিখ whoever the hell I want to date. No matter how lame he is."

"Why doesn't he just slit her throat, অথবা strangle her while she's sleeping, অথবা cut her হৃদয় out? What? I'm trying to help"

"Well, I was using the phrase 'watch her back' as a euphemism for looking at her butt. আপনি know, sort of a pun."

"Gee, Xander, and what are আপনি gonna' to teach when আপনি fail in life? Advanced loser being?"