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#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall দ্বারা my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a bitch!... I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's AFRIED!!"


#2:
Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.
[Rips Jason's hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger: আপনি ugly little shit!
Freddy: ... Now there's a face...
[Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love! Hawhawhaw!!


#3:
[Freddy is dressed as The Wicked Witch of the West and is riding a broom]
Freddy Krueger: I'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too! (laughs dramatically)


#4:
"I didn't need a দস্তানা to kill your দুশ্চরিত্রা mother. And I don't need one now!"


#5:
[a dead Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby Davis: Hey, Mark. আপনি didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark Davis: Oh, God.
[Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]
Freddy Krueger: Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to "remember". But now he just won't STOP!!...
[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]
Freddy Krueger: That hockey punk!


#6:
Oprah Noodlemantra: All right. Once again. This is your brain.
[Cracks egg]
Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain on drugs. Questions?
[Freddy hits him with the frying pan]
Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are "you" on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.


#7:
Dick Cavett: Can I ask আপনি a question?
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Why certainly.
[Dick Cavett turns into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger: Who gives a FUCK what আপনি think!


#8:
Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'... because they promised me that.
Doc: They?
Freddy Krueger: The dream people. The ones that gave me this job. In dreams... I am forever! Too bad you're not.


#9:
"You shouldn't of buried me.. I'm NOT dead"


#10:
Jesse Braun: What do আপনি want from me?
Freddy Krueger: Hmm!
[Freddy aggressively approaches him]
Freddy Krueger: I don't know, Jesse!
[points ছুরি at Braun]
Freddy Krueger: আপনি think আপনি can turn back time?
[pause]
Freddy Krueger: [gets in Braun's face]
Freddy Krueger: ANSWER ME!
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: Do আপনি think আপনি can bring the dead back to life?
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: No?
[pause]
Freddy Krueger: I didn't fucking think so!


#9:
"Welcome to prime time bitch!"


#10:
Tina Gray: Please, God!
ফ্রেড Krueger: [reveals his glove] This... is God!


#11:
[Freddy stabs Kincaid in the stomach]
Roland Kincaid: (dying breath) I'll see আপনি in hell.
Freddy Krueger: (smiles) Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.
[Jams knives further into his Roland's stomach]

#12:
Do-Gooder: Just tell me what আপনি want, all right? I'm here to help you.
Freddy Krueger: Help yourSELF, fucker! (kills him coldly)


#13:
"You are ALL my children now!"


#14:
[Freddy appears in Jared's dream]
Jared from Subway: No, please!
Freddy Krueger: It's ok! I had Subway for lunch!
[Freddy proceeds to butcher him]


#15:
"I প্রণয় screamers!"


#16:
"Gone... But not forgotten"


#17:
" Die, piggy!"


#18:
"Hey Dan! Better not dream and drive HAWHAWHAWHAW!!"


#19:
Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been অভিনয় like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced দ্বারা that bimbo slut whore Alice!
Dan Jordan: Mom?
Freddy Krueger: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.


#20:
"Faster than a bastard maniac! আরো powerful than a loco-madman! It's... Super Freddy!"
It started with my 3 বছর old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The পরবর্তি evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once আরো দ্বারা his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a ক্যামকোর্ডার in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? আপনি trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else আপনি gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, আপনি know, but--that's for online--but, what are আপনি out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do আপনি not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do আপনি know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? আপনি got off the নৌকা and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a নিরাপদ country?
"Cause the mighty king রাজহংসী gives us খাবার to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my কচ্ছপ against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
হ্যালোইন falls on a Friday the 13th this বছর for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer প্রশ্ন such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can আপনি get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are শিশুরা ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in প্রণয় with your dog?
"... আপনি need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for প্রণয় and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted দ্বারা Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give আপনি insight -- I'll প্রদর্শনী আপনি what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 আরো সেকেন্ড your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard গাউন our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 অথবা 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..


#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in টেলিভিশন shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...
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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. আপনি know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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posted by Canada24
THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. আপনি 'deserved' something আরো special.. Don't আপনি feel honored, love?
Twilight: আপনি MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No আরো Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE আপনি have a family!...
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#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"


#2:
Guy: What আপনি doing with it anyway?
Christian: আপনি know. It's probably one of those things আপনি SHOULDN'T ask about.


#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!


#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"


#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..


#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"


#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"


#8:
Jimmy: Why are আপনি holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.


#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"


#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!



#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where আপনি stand!
Till আপনি know that আপনি won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!



#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were প্রদত্ত powerful ইউনিকর্ণ to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but আপনি can't just harvest...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked দ্বারা me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no আরো than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are আপনি sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. আপনি must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are আপনি any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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FREDDY "TROLL" KRUEGER:

Dean: Your not real!
Freddy: I'm real NOW asshole!

Freddy: নমস্কার Kris... (holds up Pinkie Pie) Look what I got!!
Kris: (awakes with a horrified scream).
(back in the dream).
Freddy: Haha.. New that would get her.
Pinkie: Why is she so scared of me?
Freddy: Don't know. Your actually kinda cute.
Pinkie: Really.. Because I-
Freddy: Annd, now I don't care (literary throws her aside).

Luna: (appears out of nowhere).
Freddy: What are আপনি doing here! I told আপনি to stop following me!!
Luna: I just thought that since we're both able to come into dreams, mayb-
Freddy: Let me ask আপনি something......
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to প্রণয় about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so জনপ্রিয় on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I প্রণয় these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid ইউটিউব stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has আরো than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his বন্ধু and family...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched অথবা held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from রশ্মি Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds দ্বারা hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, অথবা well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I ব্যক্ত before, I can't say I was serprised দ্বারা Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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