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#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing পরবর্তি to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, অথবা even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined দ্বারা MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..


#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry চুন and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, অথবা simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two প্রথমপাতা Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..


#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and is constantly mistreated দ্বারা her family, which in several episodes, leads her to cut herself and made her somewhat suicidal. Originally, she was 16 years old in the first season, then turns 17 in "Peter's Two Dads". As of the episode, "Meg and Quagmire", her current age is 18 years old..


#7: DANIAL CROSS:
Despite his horrible deeds, he was never truly evil.
He was brainwashed দ্বারা the Templar's.
It's sad actually..


#6: YOSEMITE SAM:
This probably goes for EVERY lonely tune villain.
But oh well..


#5: TOM CAT:
While Tom is widely considered দ্বারা default to be the "villain" between the two, many post-modern audiences have taken আরো and আরো notice to the brutal injuries that Jerry regularly inflicts on him, and sympathize আরো with Tom. Indeed, Jerry is technically a pest who shouldn't be living in the house, and Tom likewise is simply doing his job as a good pet দ্বারা trying to get rid of him, and in a number of cases Jerry has arguably been the instigator of conflict..


#4: WILLIE E. COYOTE:
He lives in the middle of the desert, so just how much fresh bird do আপনি think is available? There’s nothing evil about wanting something to eat, and the খাবার chain isn’t meant to separate the good guys (the eaten) from the bad guys (the eaters).
It’s like the Road Runner doesn’t know his place, and that place is in the stomach of Wile E. Coyote (Carnivorous vulgaris). For 65 years that coyote’s been chasing that geococcyx (the actual scientific name for the road runner) with little success. Actually, make that no success. Really, Wile E. Coyote is a hero, a figure who stands as a shining example of ingenuity and perseverance. He may not be a hit with the vegan crowd, but that doesn’t mean anything.
আপনি may think that Wile E. Coyote goes overboard with all the ACME stuff – dynamite, rockets, giant slingshots, etc. – but sometimes আপনি can only get so far with the direct approach. Human hunters use high-powered rifles and scopes to hunt deer and other animals, is it so implausible that a coyote would go a little crazy with dehydrated boulders অথবা earthquake pills?


#3: SYLVESTER:
Sylvester shows a lot of pride in himself, and never gives up. Despite (or perhaps because of) his pride and persistence, Sylvester is, with rare exceptions, placed squarely on the "loser" side of the Looney Tunes winner/loser hierarchy..


#2: HOMOR SIMPSON:
We all প্রণয় him. But he isn't "innocent".
He strangles his own child, ignores his family, drinks way to much, and is just plain unpleasant sometimes.
But isn't the fact he gets psychically injured in just about EVERY episode kind of to MUCH punishment?


#1: DAFFY DUCK:
Daffy হাঁস is often portrayed as a selfish, mean-spirited, attention-stealing braggart and mostly as a greedy con-artist who craves for fame and riches and who does not really care about honesty.
But this often results in Daffy getting the WORST of punishments.
Even for the stuff he DIDN'T do.
He actually has a right to be jealous of Bugs.
Daffy was here WAY before Bugs, and now, all of a sudden, nobody likes Daffy anymore, they all like Bugs.
Thus resulting in the famish rvivary's between the two characters, often resulting in
"Duck Season.. Rabbit Season".
As all TRUE মেটালিকা অনুরাগী know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell আপনি what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. আরো for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin প্রণয় the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless আপনি want to feel horrible about yourself..


#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All আপনি need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim আপনি belong to যেভাবে খুশী রাস্তা gangs that don't even exist in real life..


#3: NEVER TRUST পিজা DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..


#4: YOUR বন্ধু ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..


#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as আপনি give valid reasons to do so..


#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...
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#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders রামধনু Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes কাপকেক normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen দ্বারা his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated দ্বারা how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered দ্বারা a মাংসের ফালি knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the সেকেন্ড trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on আগুন and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...
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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!


#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!


#3:
The Major: Ah, if...
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Some villains আপনি either hate them অথবা প্রণয় them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the সেকেন্ড and Third Age.

At the end of the সেকেন্ড Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was ভিক্টোরিয়াস and Sauron was physically destroyed দ্বারা Isildur, after killing his...
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posted by Canada24
"Look, I was gonna go easy on আপনি not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as আপনি say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...
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#1: এমিনেম - KIM:
There's a certain part of এমিনেম that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). এমিনেম is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 বছর old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The পরবর্তি evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once আরো দ্বারা his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a ক্যামকোর্ডার in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? আপনি trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else আপনি gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, আপনি know, but--that's for online--but, what are আপনি out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do আপনি not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do আপনি know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? আপনি got off the নৌকা and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a নিরাপদ country?
"Cause the mighty king রাজহংসী gives us খাবার to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my কচ্ছপ against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
হ্যালোইন falls on a Friday the 13th this বছর for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer প্রশ্ন such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can আপনি get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are শিশুরা ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in প্রণয় with your dog?
"... আপনি need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for প্রণয় and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted দ্বারা Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give আপনি insight -- I'll প্রদর্শনী আপনি what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 আরো সেকেন্ড your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard গাউন our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 অথবা 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..


#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in টেলিভিশন shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...
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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. আপনি know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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posted by Canada24
THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. আপনি 'deserved' something আরো special.. Don't আপনি feel honored, love?
Twilight: আপনি MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No আরো Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE আপনি have a family!...
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