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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as আপনি are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what আপনি THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because আপনি decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! অথবা I WILL SET আপনি ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing more.. Than to slice off your wenies!.. And wear it BRACELET!!


#6:
Hines: Let me tell আপনি what happens.. When আপনি have unprotected, sexual interplay... First.. The wife has an baby.. Here he is.. He has hair on the sides, and strangely enough a moustache (reveals the baby is him)... Then the coach's mother over here, she's desperate and lonely.. She marries the man over here, "mullet".. Who.. Is selling, nicknacks made out of ভূট্টা cobs.. When he's not guslaing beer.. Or.. Betting, the local round table.. Leaving junior.. (starts crying).. Alone at home.. To befriend a pig name.. Who became dinner, when the money.. (crying) give me a second.. (to himself) Don't আপনি cry.. Hines, I swear if আপনি cry, I will dress আপনি up like a সীল and jump in an orca tank... (to the others) So I want all of you.. To think about THAAAT!!... The পরবর্তি time, আপনি decide to take your "sports car" into a girls "garage" without an (kicks leg) AIRBAG!!


#7:
Hines: I will মুষ্ট্যাঘাত your হৃদয় though the back of your body!!


#8:
Hines: (points at gay kid) See this man here.. He's what we use to call in my দিন a "good catch".. আপনি never see this guy chasing skirts around.. In fact I never seen him with a girl!.. Not once. Ever!.. In the entire history he's been at this school! Not ONE TIME!!.. This guy.. অবিশ্বাস্য high gene, impeccable.. This man is the first one in the showers!.. And is absolutely ALWAYS the last one to leave!


#9:
Hines: Unbelievable.. Back in my day!.. It took 3 dates just to get your arm "around" the girl!.. And if your forearm touched her neck, she was PREGNANT!!
Yomashi: Times changed bro.
Hines: ... Did আপনি just call me bro!?


#10:
Old lady: (insults Hines).
Hines: This is my crystal ball wait here.. Know what I see.. Old lady.. After the game.. SHOT TO THE HEAD!!


#11:
Student: Well... We mailed a giant pig to his house the other day.
Hines: THERE IS A GIANT PIG WITH HORNS!!.. LIVING IN THE GUEST ROOM!!


#12:
Hines: I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE!!


#13:
Hines: When আপনি get out there today.. Remember one thing alright.. One thing.. Reggie did NOT get me with the poop thing!


#14:
Reggie: I remember, we use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying.
Hines: Yes.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!


#15:
Reggie: Oh remember, when we put your battery acid in your shampoo.. Your hair fell out.
Heines: Yes.. As আপনি see.. It never grew back.. (sniffs) It never grew back.. It was painful, it hurt a little.. I didn't know that was আপনি Reg, hawawhaw. Did.. NOT know that was you.


#16:
Hines: SIT DOWN অথবা I'LL SET আপনি ON FIRE!!


#17:
Hines: Your on my তালিকা twice buddy.. Know what that means.. I kill ya, I revive ya, and I kill ya again.


#18:
Hines: HERE'S THE LINE!!.. AND আপনি JUST, CROSSED IT!!


#19:
Hines: Bless me father, for I am ABOUT to sin!


#20:
Hines: Lose this game! And I will murder you!... Every single one of ya.. Multiple stab wounds, snd BREAK!!
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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just হারিয়ে গেছে in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't আপনি make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? যীশু fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude মতামত towards his enemies..


#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..


#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..


#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise গাধা remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..


#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have আপনি been পাঠ করা Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)


2:
Father: What did আপনি do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT রুটি FOR FUCK SAKES!!


3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will আপনি be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...
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#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written দ্বারা one of my closest অনুরাগী fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...
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#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.


#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..


#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are আপনি fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are আপনি on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.


#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.


#5: REPUBLICAN মহাকাশ RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. আপনি came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't...
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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after রামধনু Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do আপনি know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want আপনি to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go দ্বারা the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 4 Highlights

Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime,...
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2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....
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#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves অথবা something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, অথবা gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If আপনি wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....
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#1: DEEP INSIDE:

I'm!
Not doing great!
I feel like I'm dead!
Not thinking straight!
Inside my body!
Troubled!
Full of hate!
I had to let it out, before it's too late!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming and clawing from deep inside!

Why!
Won't it fade!
Outside I had to lie; "I'm ok"!
I hope someday, I'll stop getting pain!
I guess this is a lie, I have made!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming...
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I think it started about 4 years ago, when my বন্ধু introduced me to the film 8 MIle. Where Marshal is nominated for best actor, in a serious drama film, about the hardships loosely based on Marshal's real life experiences, so he understands what the character is going though, that's why he did such a good performance..

Anyway, at the time, this was the first I heard of him, so decided to listen to him.
Obviously I liked it, otherwise I wouldn't be here, লেখা this very message xD.

Like most rappers, এমিনেম struggles with a very troubled life. I once used him for a school project where...
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#1: WHITE AMERICA:

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#2: GO TO SLEEP:

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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

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#4: RAP GOD:

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#5: DEMON INSIDE:

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#6: WITHOUT ME:

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#7: ROLE MODEL:

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#8: THE WAY I AM:

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#9: KIM:

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#10:

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Sorry if the লিঙ্ক fail.
If so,you can still find it দ্বারা the "names"
I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...
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#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies অথবা people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...
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