#1:
Donny: Now Ted.. আপনি belong to Robert now, okay, আপনি do what he says.
Ted: আপনি think আপনি can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... আপনি know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw আপনি on television. And I thought আপনি were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can আপনি just যন্ত্রপত্র me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him. Ever.
Ted: Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.
#2:
Southern newscaster: LOOK WHAT যীশু DID! LOOK WHAT যীশু DID! LOOK WHAT যীশু DID!
#3:
John: [Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone] I'm sorry little guy, but my ভালুক isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.
Robert: Stand up straight when you're talking to me!
John: [Dumbfounded] Why the fuck would he say that?
#4:
Frank: আপনি had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on শীর্ষ of the produce that we sell to the public?
Ted: I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
Ted: আপনি got a lot of problems, don't ya?
#5:
Ted: Uh...well, আপনি know, since I just returned from active duty in the Civil War, that actually sounds very appealing. Oh, wait! No, I'm sorry, that was a hundred and fifty years ago, and uh...I don't give a shit.
#6:
Ted: Marry বড়দিন everyone.
Helen: (screams in horror)
Ted: Let's all be best friends.
Steve: যীশু H. FUCK!
John: Dad.
Steve: John get away from that thing.
John: Bu-
Steve: GET OVER HERE!!
Helen: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER! COME HERE!
Steve: Helen, get my gun!
John: Dad no!
Ted: Is it a hugging gun?
Steve: GET MY GUN AND CALL THE COPS!!'
#7:
Man: আপনি break my wall! This my প্রথমপাতা long time! আপনি break my wall! আপনি bastard
men!
John: We're sorry, it was an accident.
Man: আপনি bastard men! I try to make হাঁস dinner, now plaster everywhere!
John: Chill out okay? We'll pay for it! Let's talk this out okay? What's your name? I'm John!
John: Look.. Just calm down, tell us your name.
Man: My name Wan Ming.
Sam: Ming!?
Man: (dressed as Ming the Merciless) আপনি pay many dollar for wall! This bullshit! This all bullshit!
Sam: DEATH!! TO MINNG!!
#8:
Narrator: Donny was arrested দ্বারা Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded.
#9:
Lori: Can I give আপনি a ride home?
John: No thanks, I'll walk. I might get raped but if I do I'll know it's my fault because of what I'm wearing.
#10:
Frank: আপনি think আপনি got what it takes?
Ted: I'll tell আপনি what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
Frank: Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.
Ted: That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box.
Frank: ... You're hired.
Ted: Shit.
#11:
Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.
John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double তারিখ অথবা something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
Ted: White trash name. Guess.
John: Mandy.
Ted: Nope.
John: Marilyn.
Ted: Nope.
John: Brittany?
Ted: Nope.
John: Tiffany.
Ted: Nope.
John: Candace.
Ted: Nope.
John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!
Ted: Do আপনি see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.
John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, আপনি fuckin' buzz it, okay? আপনি got me?
Ted: আপনি do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Ted: No.
John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
Ted: *Yes*.
John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
[Ted laughs]
John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...
Ted: Tami-Lynn.
John: FUUCK!!
#12:
Narrator: Despite all of Ted's fame, he still made time for John.. What happened to him?.. Well.. No matter how big a splash আপনি make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber অথবা a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
#13:
John: [calling 911] This guy took my teddy bear!
[pause]
John: Hello? Hello!?
#14:
[thunder is heard outside]
Lori: I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?
John: I am not!
[Ted comes running into the bed]
Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right.
Ted: Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.
John: Alright.
John, Ted: [singing] When আপনি hear the sound of thunder, / Don't আপনি get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / আপনি can suck my dick! / আপনি can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!"
[blow raspberries]
#15:
Ted: Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.
John: Italian.
Ted: Italian, yes.
John: What's the special on Tuesdays?
Ted: বেগুন parm.
John: Chopped সালাদ half price.
Ted: And it's a non-restricted place.
John: Yeah. Wait, whaddaya mean?
Ted: Anybody can come.
John: Of course.
Ted: Jews are welcome.
John: Well yeah, I mean why wouldn't they be?
Ted: Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
John: Yeah, but why even bring that up?
Ted: আপনি don't bring it up. আপনি just let 'em in.
John: So why mention it?
Ted: No one will.
John: So why are we talking about it?
Ted: You're talkin' about it, I'm just sayin' let 'em in.
John: Yeah, let 'em in.
Ted: Exactly.
John: Right.
Ted: Good.
John: Okay.
Ted: No Mexicans, though.
#16:
John: We have been dating for four years tomorrow.
Ted: Fuck me! Nice!
John: Let me ask আপনি something. আপনি don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?
Ted: What? Like anal?
John: No... Like fuckin engagement ring,
Ted: Wait.. We been together for আরো than four years..Where's my ring?.. Huh? Where's my engagement ring motherfucker!?.. Put it on my fuzzy finger আপনি fuck!
#17:
Narrator: Now if there's one thing আপনি can be sure of, it's that nothing is আরো powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine বন্দুক AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
#18:
Guy: I got fuckin wasted last night, and apparently I made a letter to a man asking him to beat me up. And another letter saying thank you.
#19:
John: Ted!
Ted: (bizarre voice) I'm alive, Johnny!
John: Oh, my God!
Ted: (bizarre voice) I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
John: You're back!
Ted: (bizarre voice) Yeah, I mean, when আপনি sewed me up আপনি put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little fucked up. But will আপনি take care of me forever and ever?
John: (pauses)
Ted: (normal voice) Hawhawhaw, I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if আপনি thought I was fucking retarded.
#20:
Ted: No, see trust me I can do this.
Guy #1: Shut up.
Guy #2: Let him try it, man.
Guy #1: All right. Okay.
[Puts his hand on the টেবিল with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a ছুরি and starts stabbing the টেবিল between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]
Ted: What?
Guy #1: [Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound] Son of a bitch!
Ted: Well আপনি never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
Donny: Now Ted.. আপনি belong to Robert now, okay, আপনি do what he says.
Ted: আপনি think আপনি can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... আপনি know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw আপনি on television. And I thought আপনি were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can আপনি just যন্ত্রপত্র me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him. Ever.
Ted: Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.
#2:
Southern newscaster: LOOK WHAT যীশু DID! LOOK WHAT যীশু DID! LOOK WHAT যীশু DID!
#3:
John: [Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone] I'm sorry little guy, but my ভালুক isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.
Robert: Stand up straight when you're talking to me!
John: [Dumbfounded] Why the fuck would he say that?
#4:
Frank: আপনি had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on শীর্ষ of the produce that we sell to the public?
Ted: I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
Ted: আপনি got a lot of problems, don't ya?
#5:
Ted: Uh...well, আপনি know, since I just returned from active duty in the Civil War, that actually sounds very appealing. Oh, wait! No, I'm sorry, that was a hundred and fifty years ago, and uh...I don't give a shit.
#6:
Ted: Marry বড়দিন everyone.
Helen: (screams in horror)
Ted: Let's all be best friends.
Steve: যীশু H. FUCK!
John: Dad.
Steve: John get away from that thing.
John: Bu-
Steve: GET OVER HERE!!
Helen: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER! COME HERE!
Steve: Helen, get my gun!
John: Dad no!
Ted: Is it a hugging gun?
Steve: GET MY GUN AND CALL THE COPS!!'
#7:
Man: আপনি break my wall! This my প্রথমপাতা long time! আপনি break my wall! আপনি bastard
men!
John: We're sorry, it was an accident.
Man: আপনি bastard men! I try to make হাঁস dinner, now plaster everywhere!
John: Chill out okay? We'll pay for it! Let's talk this out okay? What's your name? I'm John!
John: Look.. Just calm down, tell us your name.
Man: My name Wan Ming.
Sam: Ming!?
Man: (dressed as Ming the Merciless) আপনি pay many dollar for wall! This bullshit! This all bullshit!
Sam: DEATH!! TO MINNG!!
#8:
Narrator: Donny was arrested দ্বারা Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded.
#9:
Lori: Can I give আপনি a ride home?
John: No thanks, I'll walk. I might get raped but if I do I'll know it's my fault because of what I'm wearing.
#10:
Frank: আপনি think আপনি got what it takes?
Ted: I'll tell আপনি what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
Frank: Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.
Ted: That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box.
Frank: ... You're hired.
Ted: Shit.
#11:
Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.
John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double তারিখ অথবা something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
Ted: White trash name. Guess.
John: Mandy.
Ted: Nope.
John: Marilyn.
Ted: Nope.
John: Brittany?
Ted: Nope.
John: Tiffany.
Ted: Nope.
John: Candace.
Ted: Nope.
John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!
Ted: Do আপনি see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.
John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, আপনি fuckin' buzz it, okay? আপনি got me?
Ted: আপনি do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Ted: No.
John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
Ted: *Yes*.
John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
[Ted laughs]
John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...
Ted: Tami-Lynn.
John: FUUCK!!
#12:
Narrator: Despite all of Ted's fame, he still made time for John.. What happened to him?.. Well.. No matter how big a splash আপনি make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber অথবা a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
#13:
John: [calling 911] This guy took my teddy bear!
[pause]
John: Hello? Hello!?
#14:
[thunder is heard outside]
Lori: I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?
John: I am not!
[Ted comes running into the bed]
Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right.
Ted: Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.
John: Alright.
John, Ted: [singing] When আপনি hear the sound of thunder, / Don't আপনি get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / আপনি can suck my dick! / আপনি can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!"
[blow raspberries]
#15:
Ted: Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.
John: Italian.
Ted: Italian, yes.
John: What's the special on Tuesdays?
Ted: বেগুন parm.
John: Chopped সালাদ half price.
Ted: And it's a non-restricted place.
John: Yeah. Wait, whaddaya mean?
Ted: Anybody can come.
John: Of course.
Ted: Jews are welcome.
John: Well yeah, I mean why wouldn't they be?
Ted: Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
John: Yeah, but why even bring that up?
Ted: আপনি don't bring it up. আপনি just let 'em in.
John: So why mention it?
Ted: No one will.
John: So why are we talking about it?
Ted: You're talkin' about it, I'm just sayin' let 'em in.
John: Yeah, let 'em in.
Ted: Exactly.
John: Right.
Ted: Good.
John: Okay.
Ted: No Mexicans, though.
#16:
John: We have been dating for four years tomorrow.
Ted: Fuck me! Nice!
John: Let me ask আপনি something. আপনি don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?
Ted: What? Like anal?
John: No... Like fuckin engagement ring,
Ted: Wait.. We been together for আরো than four years..Where's my ring?.. Huh? Where's my engagement ring motherfucker!?.. Put it on my fuzzy finger আপনি fuck!
#17:
Narrator: Now if there's one thing আপনি can be sure of, it's that nothing is আরো powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine বন্দুক AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
#18:
Guy: I got fuckin wasted last night, and apparently I made a letter to a man asking him to beat me up. And another letter saying thank you.
#19:
John: Ted!
Ted: (bizarre voice) I'm alive, Johnny!
John: Oh, my God!
Ted: (bizarre voice) I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
John: You're back!
Ted: (bizarre voice) Yeah, I mean, when আপনি sewed me up আপনি put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little fucked up. But will আপনি take care of me forever and ever?
John: (pauses)
Ted: (normal voice) Hawhawhaw, I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if আপনি thought I was fucking retarded.
#20:
Ted: No, see trust me I can do this.
Guy #1: Shut up.
Guy #2: Let him try it, man.
Guy #1: All right. Okay.
[Puts his hand on the টেবিল with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a ছুরি and starts stabbing the টেবিল between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]
Ted: What?
Guy #1: [Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound] Son of a bitch!
Ted: Well আপনি never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
I made this তালিকা before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with বিভক্ত করা personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best villain...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with বিভক্ত করা personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best villain...
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."
Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the পূর্ববর্তি stories.
November 23, 2012
I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The পরবর্তি দিন was the beginning of the Equestria War. A মাস later Canterlot got bombed, and the টাট্টু Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.
December 24, 2012
Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord...
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our প্রদর্শনী where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, অথবা played as characters in skits. For instance, রামধনু Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The গাধা গাধা Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first দিন of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie...
So.. Today, we had a flashback to when Lohan killed his parents, and Anna shot him.. I forgot about this.. Pretty twisted.
And we have a new character.. He kinda reminds me of Max Payne for some reason. Too be bad, the episode was little less exciting than I thought.. Just him and Eva walking around. No excitement till the very ending.
Anyway.. Not sure what else to say. The episodes where "okay".
But hey.. They kept me watching till the end. So I guess I considered them as good ones..
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LINK: link
And we have a new character.. He kinda reminds me of Max Payne for some reason. Too be bad, the episode was little less exciting than I thought.. Just him and Eva walking around. No excitement till the very ending.
Anyway.. Not sure what else to say. The episodes where "okay".
But hey.. They kept me watching till the end. So I guess I considered them as good ones..
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LINK: link
#5: WINDWAKERGUY430:
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's
#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.
#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even আরো mean spirited and unfunny..
#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..
#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's
#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.
#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even আরো mean spirited and unfunny..
#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..
#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
I forgot about this show..
I'm not watching Death Note anymore..
For all those saying, আপনি don't like it cause আপনি haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.
Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..
So, yeah, sticking to Monster..
Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..
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I'm not watching Death Note anymore..
For all those saying, আপনি don't like it cause আপনি haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.
Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..
So, yeah, sticking to Monster..
Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..
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#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..
#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..
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But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..
#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..
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