#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We প্রণয় him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but ব্যক্ত nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..
#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming along, অথবা murdered our middle-aged psychic বন্ধু with an ax, অথবা chased us through a snow-covered topiary maze. Unlike the slowly unraveling patriarch in Stanley Kubrick's adaptation of Stephen King's novel, our dad never tried to "correct" us while rivers of blood gushed out of haunted elevator doors. So আপনি win this one দ্বারা a nose, Pops. আপনি have earned the cologne and/or necktie we're giving you. Happy Father's Day..
#3: EDWARD GRADY:
He acts polite and friendly. But when his true colours are shown. He shows little to no emotion towards his victims. And he is still out there, searching for unwitting victims (mainly divorced mothers that are unaware of his true identity)..
#4: RYAN O'NEIL:
The Michael Jordan of bad Hollywood parents, O'Neal beat the teeth out of son Griffin's head -- and that's not among his শীর্ষ three offenses (he shot at Griffin once, too). What puts O'Neal over the শীর্ষ are anecdotes like forcing daughter Tatum to snort cocaine so she'd lose weight. When a depressed Tatum tried to slit her wrists, he simply told her she'd cut the wrong way. Yikes..
#5: IVAN THE TERRIBLE:
The Grand Prince of Moscow was rumored to beat মার্জার against the দেওয়াল দ্বারা the tail – just to prove a point. (That’s the opposite of lolcats.) Ivan also. conked his son over the head with a pointed staff to prove another point. His son fell into a coma and later died. Ivan the Terrible sat at his son’s deathbed mocking him for being weak. But for a man that watches prisoners being slowly tortured to death as a form of "entertainment", can't say I'm too shocked..
#6: BING COSBY:
He used to hit his chubby son, Gary in the butt with a golf club while calling him a “lard ass.” His other sons, Lindsay and Dennis, were so scarred দ্বারা the old man that they both shot themselves in the head. That’s a bad dad!
#7: I FORGET HIS NAME:
According to Mr Nightmare this guy put a craigslist post, saying he'll pay আপনি to have unwanted sex with his daughter, as he watches..
#8: FREDDY KRUEGER:
When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about the murders, but promised she would never tell..
#9: DON HARRIS:
As zombies break into his house, he leaves his family for dead the first chance he gets.. "Like the hero!"
#10: HANK HILL:
Loves his lawn and propane আরো than his own family. Treats his বন্ধু like garbage. He also has some Major anger issues, and was once sent to an anger management class. He also wouldn't let his son do many good things, like in Reborn to be Wild, when Bobby was hooked up on bad influences, his Dad made him যোগদান a youth group. When his dad found out that the Christian group was exactly like what Bobby was into before the youth group, he wanted him to leave the group, and had to drag Bobby back home, while he was performing onstage with Pastor K, who completely forgot about no. 5 and his dad made him look like a baby in the show..
We প্রণয় him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but ব্যক্ত nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..
#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming along, অথবা murdered our middle-aged psychic বন্ধু with an ax, অথবা chased us through a snow-covered topiary maze. Unlike the slowly unraveling patriarch in Stanley Kubrick's adaptation of Stephen King's novel, our dad never tried to "correct" us while rivers of blood gushed out of haunted elevator doors. So আপনি win this one দ্বারা a nose, Pops. আপনি have earned the cologne and/or necktie we're giving you. Happy Father's Day..
#3: EDWARD GRADY:
He acts polite and friendly. But when his true colours are shown. He shows little to no emotion towards his victims. And he is still out there, searching for unwitting victims (mainly divorced mothers that are unaware of his true identity)..
#4: RYAN O'NEIL:
The Michael Jordan of bad Hollywood parents, O'Neal beat the teeth out of son Griffin's head -- and that's not among his শীর্ষ three offenses (he shot at Griffin once, too). What puts O'Neal over the শীর্ষ are anecdotes like forcing daughter Tatum to snort cocaine so she'd lose weight. When a depressed Tatum tried to slit her wrists, he simply told her she'd cut the wrong way. Yikes..
#5: IVAN THE TERRIBLE:
The Grand Prince of Moscow was rumored to beat মার্জার against the দেওয়াল দ্বারা the tail – just to prove a point. (That’s the opposite of lolcats.) Ivan also. conked his son over the head with a pointed staff to prove another point. His son fell into a coma and later died. Ivan the Terrible sat at his son’s deathbed mocking him for being weak. But for a man that watches prisoners being slowly tortured to death as a form of "entertainment", can't say I'm too shocked..
#6: BING COSBY:
He used to hit his chubby son, Gary in the butt with a golf club while calling him a “lard ass.” His other sons, Lindsay and Dennis, were so scarred দ্বারা the old man that they both shot themselves in the head. That’s a bad dad!
#7: I FORGET HIS NAME:
According to Mr Nightmare this guy put a craigslist post, saying he'll pay আপনি to have unwanted sex with his daughter, as he watches..
#8: FREDDY KRUEGER:
When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about the murders, but promised she would never tell..
#9: DON HARRIS:
As zombies break into his house, he leaves his family for dead the first chance he gets.. "Like the hero!"
#10: HANK HILL:
Loves his lawn and propane আরো than his own family. Treats his বন্ধু like garbage. He also has some Major anger issues, and was once sent to an anger management class. He also wouldn't let his son do many good things, like in Reborn to be Wild, when Bobby was hooked up on bad influences, his Dad made him যোগদান a youth group. When his dad found out that the Christian group was exactly like what Bobby was into before the youth group, he wanted him to leave the group, and had to drag Bobby back home, while he was performing onstage with Pastor K, who completely forgot about no. 5 and his dad made him look like a baby in the show..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, অথবা পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Heck. Even আইকার্লি isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his চলচ্ছবি (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, অথবা পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Heck. Even আইকার্লি isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his চলচ্ছবি (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The হাঙ্গর may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most জনপ্রিয় mistake that people make. সরানো slowly toward the কূল অথবা a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms অথবা kick অথবা splash while আপনি swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the হাঙ্গর and the open ocean, সরানো away, অথবা else the হাঙ্গর will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the হাঙ্গর DOSE attack, আপনি still need to stay calm. I know this is easier ব্যক্ত than done. But. আপনি need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The হাঙ্গর may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most জনপ্রিয় mistake that people make. সরানো slowly toward the কূল অথবা a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms অথবা kick অথবা splash while আপনি swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the হাঙ্গর and the open ocean, সরানো away, অথবা else the হাঙ্গর will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the হাঙ্গর DOSE attack, আপনি still need to stay calm. I know this is easier ব্যক্ত than done. But. আপনি need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..