Canada24's club.. Article: 3 things I will NEVER joke about.. (I have my limits)

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3 things I will NEVER joke about.. (I have my limits)

posted by Canada24

#1: SUCIDE:
It crosses to close to প্রথমপাতা for me..

#2: DOMESTIC ABUSE:
It's not right.
Even in Family Guy the wife beater got his গাধা handed to him. And it was satisfying to watch..

#3: GAY GUYS:
I respect them..

That's it :)

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Dreamtime nice ~~~~~~~ i don't know why would anyone would joke about those sort of things,is it boredom? it's stupidity that's for sure

শীর্ষ Ten Jonathan Irons quotes... (call of duty)

posted by Canada24

#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded দ্বারা a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

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If your face says who আপনি are.. Mine says "town pervert/drunk"

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Saten Twist Adventures: তালিকা of characters

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SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little টাট্টু characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...

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Hellsing, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Gotta love Anderson

Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As আপনি can tell দ্বারা the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...

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শীর্ষ ten Johnny Klebitz উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't আপনি gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told আপনি when আপনি were in there, অথবা were আপনি so busy playing holier-than-thou আপনি started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) আপনি GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

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My NEW তালিকা of LOVABLE ASSHOLES.. (I include my own characters).

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice দ্বারা the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the শিরোনাম protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows আপনি his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..

#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as আপনি remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..

#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of...

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শীর্ষ ten villains with disappointing deaths:

posted by Canada24

#1: রশ্মি BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and রশ্মি both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..

#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, আপনি feel...

Thomas: Epic WALKING DEAD character..

posted by Canada24

Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my প্রণয় of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I প্রণয় these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY আরো in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, আপনি know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....

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শীর্ষ 15 greatest video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the রঙ of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove রাস্তা Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand দ্বারা threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...

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মেটালিকা lyrics

posted by Canada24

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while আপনি sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...

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শীর্ষ ten Scapegoats:

posted by Canada24

#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing পরবর্তি to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, অথবা even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined দ্বারা MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..

#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry চুন and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, অথবা simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two প্রথমপাতা Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..

#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...

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Fanfiction SUCKS

posted by Canada24

I originally left Alpha and Omega অনুরাগী fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.

But..

What do আপনি know.

My little টাট্টু brought me WAIT back into it.

The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little টাট্টু ain't no fuckin better here.

And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.

But, hey.. আপনি get use to things I guess.

Only place that seems নিরাপদ is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..

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শীর্ষ ten most honourable deaths..

posted by Canada24

#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime দ্বারা working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the অগ্রদূত der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it দ্বারা sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..

#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...

Crazy Times 2 Part 17

posted by Canada24

"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing পরবর্তি her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko পরবর্তি to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to নিরাপদ house)....

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GTA Isn't So Realistic After All

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did আপনি get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...

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My REVIEW: পরাকাষ্ঠা Floyd The Wall..

posted by Canada24

পরাকাষ্ঠা Floyd – The দেওয়াল is a 1982 British live-action/animated psychological horror musical film directed দ্বারা Alan Parker with animated scenes দ্বারা political cartoonist Gerald Scarfe, and is based on the 1979 পরাকাষ্ঠা Floyd album of the same name. The film centers around a confined rocker named Floyd "Pink" Pinkerton, who after being driven into insanity দ্বারা the death of his father and many depressive moments, constructs a metaphorical (and sometimes physical) দেওয়াল to be protected from the world and emotional situations around him; when this coping mechanism backfires he demands himself free. The screenplay...

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Witch one of my OC's has a sadder backstory

posted by Canada24

DITTO - MLP:
who many years পূর্বে (same বছর Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..

SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much প্রণয় either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...

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শীর্ষ 10 worst characters

posted by Canada24

#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...

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শীর্ষ 6 Worst fates

posted by Canada24

#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job অথবা deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a আরো efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained দ্বারা the sword...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: BEST OF's

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H নমস্কার applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk অথবা something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I প্রণয় আপনি Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...