After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him দ্বারা giving him some জীবন্ত to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.
#10: Samurai Champloo
I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one I could think of for his taste. This জীবন্ত follows two samurai warriors. Mugen, a rude and brash samurai who uses break-dancing to fight his enemies, and Jin, the traditional samurai who fights with honor. After they are both saved দ্বারা a teahouse owner named Fuu from execution, they agree to accompany her on her journey to find “The Samurai that Smells of Sunflowers”. Now, why would Canada CONSIDER this anime. Well, for starters, Mugen is voiced দ্বারা Steve Blum the guy who voiced Spike from Cowboy Bebop, Cliff from Dead Rising, and every animated appearance of Wolverine in any X-Men cartoon. And this is a ক্রুশ between feudal জাপান mixed with a whole bunch of hip-hop references. The whole প্রদর্শনী has a bunch of hip-hop musicians, Mugen fucking break-dances in a fight, and the entire soundtrack is hip-hop. It’s just dumb but VERY enjoyable fun. Maybe Canada will watch it, maybe not. I don’t know. I’m not a psychic. I’m a basement dweller.
#9: Highschool of the Dead
I can tell আপনি one thing for sure about Canada. He really প্রণয় zombie games and movies. Though, who doesn’t? So, thankfully, an জীবন্ত came along to প্রদর্শনী us the dead rising and fucking shit up in জীবন্ত form. The জীবন্ত follows a highschool student named Takeshi as he tries to survive the zombie apocalypse with the help of his schoolmates. Other characters include Saya, a rude smart girl who always sees herself as the smartest one in the group. Kohta, a fat nerd who is secretly a badass and knows a whole lot about guns. Shizuka….. She’s a nurse and does fucking nothing, so no one cares. Then there’s Rei, the worst thing about this anime. And Saeko, the BEST thing about this anime. This is a series that is not afraid to প্রদর্শনী a lot of violence. Sadly, this is also not afraid to প্রদর্শনী the camera trying to get comfortable in a woman's cleavage অথবা try to look up their skirts. This জীবন্ত can not stop প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে tits and panties for five seconds. But, this isn’t an জীবন্ত made to be taken seriously. If আপনি can enjoy it for it’s incredibly dumb fun, than that is probably for the best. Just don’t expect groundbreaking storytelling.
#8: Attack on Titan
No, I am not recommending this জীবন্ত to Canada because this is an জীবন্ত that does not take place in Japan, and rather Industrial Era Germany. No, I am not recommending this জীবন্ত for how the protagonist, Eren Yeager, is treated wrongly দ্বারা the world because he is part Titan and needs to be protected দ্বারা his friend Mikasa and Armin. No, I am not even recommending this জীবন্ত to Canada because it is about humanity being forced to hide behind a দেওয়াল because they are attacked দ্বারা giant monsters called Titans who do not eat for food, but just kill for the fun of it, leading to hundreds of deaths, making no one, even the main characters safe. So why am I recommending this জীবন্ত to him? Because he watched Attack on Titan Abridged and liked it……. Yes, that is the only reason….. Nothing else…………. পরবর্তি entry.
#7: Panty and মোজা with Garterbelt
Here is a weird one. Panty and মোজা is an জীবন্ত about two অ্যাঞ্জেল sisters, named Panty and মোজা Anarchy, who were banished from heaven for their irresponsible behavior and they now must fight off Ghosts inside Daten City to earn their way back into Heaven. Seems like the typical জীবন্ত premise, right? Well, no. Panty and মোজা are basically two selfish lazy people who are lead দ্বারা an African American priest with an afro named Garterbelt who has to put up with their shit. Also, Garterbelt is voiced দ্বারা the same guy who voiced Vegeta… Let that sink in. He went from a Saiyan prince, to a priest in an জীবন্ত like this…. Yeah. Panty is a sex addicted maniac who wants to sleep with anything that has a penis, and uses her panties to turn them into handguns to fight demons, while মোজা is always obsessed with sweats and uses her stockings to turn them into swords. The entire জীবন্ত is filled with a whole bunch of dick and sex jokes, and was made in the style of an American cartoon. This is because Ginax, after blowing their entire budget on the overly religious জীবন্ত Evangelion, went to a hotel, got pissass drunk, and laughed their asses off as they watched the cartoon Drawn Together, and made their own প্রদর্শনী based off it. Yep, Panty and মোজা came from a couple of Japanese men. It’s a very filthy show, but very good, especially if Canada is into those shows আপনি see on Cartoon Network late at night.
#6: Parasyte: The Maxim
Now, I don’t know where Canada stands when it comes to body horror, like with চলচ্চিত্র like The Thing, অথবা games like Dead Space, but I do know he enjoys horror. So, what kind of horror জীবন্ত of the সাম্প্রতিক era do I recommend? Parasyte, of course. The জীবন্ত follows a high school student named Shinichi, whose hand has been taken over দ্বারা a Parasyte, an alien that tries to take over the human body and use it to devour other humans in very grotesque fashion. The Parasyte in Shinichi’s arm is named Migi, and the two must work together to stop other Parasytes that try to kill them to hide their secret from the world. This জীবন্ত is incredible with it’s character development. Shinichi starts out as a wimpy nerd, but soon becomes a badass with a heart. And throughout all this, he contemplates what is right and what is wrong and goes through so much changes in the anime. It’s insane. Though, why this didn’t make the শীর্ষ five is one fuck up. The প্রণয় interest, Satomi. If আপনি ever wanted to meet the most bipolar girl on the planet, this is her. She always changes her emotions, saying she hates Shinichi, but obviously wants the D so goddamn badly, she might as well have a neon sign saying, “Fuck me, Shinichi!” But, that’s not the point of the anime, so… this জীবন্ত has purpose again…. Yay.
#5: Hellsing
I know what some of আপনি are thinking. “Wait, didn’t Canada watch Hellsing Ultimate already”. Well, yes, he did. But, that was Hellsing ULTIMATE. Before that, there was another জীবন্ত on Hellsing, called…. Hellsing. Basically, this জীবন্ত is pretty much the same, only আরো serious, as it doesn’t have the jokes in Hellsing Ultimate that basically were not funny and আরো distracting. Hellsing is basically all serious from start to finish. The only thing I know Canada will hate about Hellsing is that The Major is not in this anime. Since this was being made before the জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা it was based on was finished, the Major could not be in it. Instead, they had a different villain named Incognito. I mean, he’s okay, but he ain’t no Major… But at least Jan Valentine is in both, so that makes it better, right? Also, Seras isn’t much of the comic relief in this one. She actually acts like a person who takes their job seriously, so that’s a plus in my book.
#4: Baccano!
After Canada disliked Black Lagoon, I had to be VERY careful with how I treat another action জীবন্ত that has gunfights in it. Baccano is an জীবন্ত that takes place in different times and places at once. In the 1930s, a train called the Flying Pussyfoot (Yes, that is the name) is being attacked দ্বারা mobsters, and a psychotic killer named The Rail Tracer. In New York, a scientist and his assistant are risking their lives to find elixirs of immortality. As all this happens, two rival mafias are soon ready to go to war with many killing each other. Though all of these seem completely different, they all come back together as they are pieced together দ্বারা the kind thieves Mirai and Isaac. This জীবন্ত can get really violent when it comes to how much damage one can do with basically ANYTHING. Bullets, pipes, baseball bats, even fists can be used to turn a person's face into a bruised bleeding mess. However, I know Canada, and I know Canada loves gunfights, and Baccano has gunfights. It also has a story, but knowing Canada, he won’t give a shit probably.
#3: Devilman
Well, this is probably the most violent জীবন্ত on this list. Devilman follows a shy teenage দ্বারা the name of Akira who is killed in a bike accident. However, he is revived when a demon named Devilman takes over his body and uses it to take over the world. However, when he meets Akira’s friend, Miki, he falls in প্রণয় with her and vows to protect humanity for her from his fellow demons, who were once his comrades. This জীবন্ত can get VERY brutal, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে lots of disemboweling, beheadings, and dismemberment. This shit is hardcore as fuck. However, Devilman is not some perfect hero. He wishes to protect humanity from demons, but seeing them as criminals and being very easy to be corrupted and even kill other humans, he প্রশ্ন if saving humans is worth it and if his demons comrades have the right idea to kill them. Also, Rob Zombie based their song, Super Charger Heaven, off of this anime. So, yeah, Rob Zombie watches anime…… now let THAT sink into your head.
#2: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Yes, I know. I never shut up about this anime. I’m sorry I’m a অনুরাগী of this. But seriously, this জীবন্ত is awesome. It starts in 1888 London, with Part 1: Phantom Blood. with the first Jojo, Jonathan Joestar, as he tries to protect the world from his adopted brother, Dio Brando, who has become a power hungry vampire, and must defeat him and his army of the undead with the help of Will A. Zeppeli and Robert Edward O. Speedwagon. Part 2: Battle Tendency follows the grandson of Jonathan, Joseph Joestar in 1936 America, who must defeat the three Pillar Men, a group of powerful ancient vampires, named Wamuu, Esidisi, and Kars, with the help of the grandson of Zeppeli’s grandson, Caesar, and his mentor Lisa Lisa. Part 3: Stardust Crusaders, follows the grandson of Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, as he travels to Egypt with the help of his grandfather Joseph, an Egyptian fortune teller named Muhammad Avdol, a high school student named Noriaki Kakyoin, a French swordsman named Jean Pierre Polnareff, and a boston ক্ষুদ্রকায় কুকুর with an attitude named Iggy, as they go to defeat Dio with the power of Stands, spirits that fight and protect their user. The জীবন্ত has a whole bunch of musical references. Some being clever, like Will A. Zeppeli being named after Led Zeppelin, and some not being so clever, like Esidisi, which, if it wasn’t obvious enough, was a reference to AC/DC. When the villain of your series is named after Ronnie James Dio, আপনি know it must be good… And yes, there is a Stand named Metallica…. If that doesn’t interest Canada right away, I don’t know what will.
#1: Monster
Yeah, I showed Canada a few clips of this before, and he thought “Creepy”... And that’s it. But goddamn it, I know he loves that psychological horror stuff, so I highly recommend this জীবন্ত to him. The জীবন্ত follows a doctor named Dr. Tenma, who will soon be head doctor at the hospital he works at and will soon marry his fiancee. However, after choosing to save the life of a little boy instead of the mayor, his entire life goes downhill. He is permanently demoted and his fiancee leaves him. But Tenma believes that he did good দ্বারা saving the boy. That boy would grow up to be Johan Liebert, a man who killed his parents and shot himself, but since he was saved, he believes that it is his destiny to continue killing and thanks Tenma for saving. Tenma finds it to be his fault that this all happened, and now must do what he can to go and stop Johan দ্বারা any means necessary, while keeping the sister of Johan, Anna, নিরাপদ from him, while avoiding the crafty detective Heinrich. This জীবন্ত is VERY dark. As a horror anime, it doesn’t rely on gore and violence like most horror anime. It relies on প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে আপনি that humans are a terrible person, and that everyone is corrupted দ্বারা greed, অথবা hatred, অথবা something. Yes, this includes the viewer. This জীবন্ত tells আপনি that you, as a human being, are a horrible person, and it wants to remind আপনি that আপনি are a horrible person, and it does an amazing job at that. This is easily the darkest but most well respected জীবন্ত out there, and apparently, it was so not anime-like, that it was even shown on Si-Fi. If that doesn’t convince Canada to watch this fucking masterpiece, I don’t know what will.
Well, there আপনি have it. Did আপনি enjoy the list? Tell me what আপনি thought of it. With that said, I will see আপনি all পরবর্তি time.
#10: Samurai Champloo
I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one I could think of for his taste. This জীবন্ত follows two samurai warriors. Mugen, a rude and brash samurai who uses break-dancing to fight his enemies, and Jin, the traditional samurai who fights with honor. After they are both saved দ্বারা a teahouse owner named Fuu from execution, they agree to accompany her on her journey to find “The Samurai that Smells of Sunflowers”. Now, why would Canada CONSIDER this anime. Well, for starters, Mugen is voiced দ্বারা Steve Blum the guy who voiced Spike from Cowboy Bebop, Cliff from Dead Rising, and every animated appearance of Wolverine in any X-Men cartoon. And this is a ক্রুশ between feudal জাপান mixed with a whole bunch of hip-hop references. The whole প্রদর্শনী has a bunch of hip-hop musicians, Mugen fucking break-dances in a fight, and the entire soundtrack is hip-hop. It’s just dumb but VERY enjoyable fun. Maybe Canada will watch it, maybe not. I don’t know. I’m not a psychic. I’m a basement dweller.
#9: Highschool of the Dead
I can tell আপনি one thing for sure about Canada. He really প্রণয় zombie games and movies. Though, who doesn’t? So, thankfully, an জীবন্ত came along to প্রদর্শনী us the dead rising and fucking shit up in জীবন্ত form. The জীবন্ত follows a highschool student named Takeshi as he tries to survive the zombie apocalypse with the help of his schoolmates. Other characters include Saya, a rude smart girl who always sees herself as the smartest one in the group. Kohta, a fat nerd who is secretly a badass and knows a whole lot about guns. Shizuka….. She’s a nurse and does fucking nothing, so no one cares. Then there’s Rei, the worst thing about this anime. And Saeko, the BEST thing about this anime. This is a series that is not afraid to প্রদর্শনী a lot of violence. Sadly, this is also not afraid to প্রদর্শনী the camera trying to get comfortable in a woman's cleavage অথবা try to look up their skirts. This জীবন্ত can not stop প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে tits and panties for five seconds. But, this isn’t an জীবন্ত made to be taken seriously. If আপনি can enjoy it for it’s incredibly dumb fun, than that is probably for the best. Just don’t expect groundbreaking storytelling.
#8: Attack on Titan
No, I am not recommending this জীবন্ত to Canada because this is an জীবন্ত that does not take place in Japan, and rather Industrial Era Germany. No, I am not recommending this জীবন্ত for how the protagonist, Eren Yeager, is treated wrongly দ্বারা the world because he is part Titan and needs to be protected দ্বারা his friend Mikasa and Armin. No, I am not even recommending this জীবন্ত to Canada because it is about humanity being forced to hide behind a দেওয়াল because they are attacked দ্বারা giant monsters called Titans who do not eat for food, but just kill for the fun of it, leading to hundreds of deaths, making no one, even the main characters safe. So why am I recommending this জীবন্ত to him? Because he watched Attack on Titan Abridged and liked it……. Yes, that is the only reason….. Nothing else…………. পরবর্তি entry.
#7: Panty and মোজা with Garterbelt
Here is a weird one. Panty and মোজা is an জীবন্ত about two অ্যাঞ্জেল sisters, named Panty and মোজা Anarchy, who were banished from heaven for their irresponsible behavior and they now must fight off Ghosts inside Daten City to earn their way back into Heaven. Seems like the typical জীবন্ত premise, right? Well, no. Panty and মোজা are basically two selfish lazy people who are lead দ্বারা an African American priest with an afro named Garterbelt who has to put up with their shit. Also, Garterbelt is voiced দ্বারা the same guy who voiced Vegeta… Let that sink in. He went from a Saiyan prince, to a priest in an জীবন্ত like this…. Yeah. Panty is a sex addicted maniac who wants to sleep with anything that has a penis, and uses her panties to turn them into handguns to fight demons, while মোজা is always obsessed with sweats and uses her stockings to turn them into swords. The entire জীবন্ত is filled with a whole bunch of dick and sex jokes, and was made in the style of an American cartoon. This is because Ginax, after blowing their entire budget on the overly religious জীবন্ত Evangelion, went to a hotel, got pissass drunk, and laughed their asses off as they watched the cartoon Drawn Together, and made their own প্রদর্শনী based off it. Yep, Panty and মোজা came from a couple of Japanese men. It’s a very filthy show, but very good, especially if Canada is into those shows আপনি see on Cartoon Network late at night.
#6: Parasyte: The Maxim
Now, I don’t know where Canada stands when it comes to body horror, like with চলচ্চিত্র like The Thing, অথবা games like Dead Space, but I do know he enjoys horror. So, what kind of horror জীবন্ত of the সাম্প্রতিক era do I recommend? Parasyte, of course. The জীবন্ত follows a high school student named Shinichi, whose hand has been taken over দ্বারা a Parasyte, an alien that tries to take over the human body and use it to devour other humans in very grotesque fashion. The Parasyte in Shinichi’s arm is named Migi, and the two must work together to stop other Parasytes that try to kill them to hide their secret from the world. This জীবন্ত is incredible with it’s character development. Shinichi starts out as a wimpy nerd, but soon becomes a badass with a heart. And throughout all this, he contemplates what is right and what is wrong and goes through so much changes in the anime. It’s insane. Though, why this didn’t make the শীর্ষ five is one fuck up. The প্রণয় interest, Satomi. If আপনি ever wanted to meet the most bipolar girl on the planet, this is her. She always changes her emotions, saying she hates Shinichi, but obviously wants the D so goddamn badly, she might as well have a neon sign saying, “Fuck me, Shinichi!” But, that’s not the point of the anime, so… this জীবন্ত has purpose again…. Yay.
#5: Hellsing
I know what some of আপনি are thinking. “Wait, didn’t Canada watch Hellsing Ultimate already”. Well, yes, he did. But, that was Hellsing ULTIMATE. Before that, there was another জীবন্ত on Hellsing, called…. Hellsing. Basically, this জীবন্ত is pretty much the same, only আরো serious, as it doesn’t have the jokes in Hellsing Ultimate that basically were not funny and আরো distracting. Hellsing is basically all serious from start to finish. The only thing I know Canada will hate about Hellsing is that The Major is not in this anime. Since this was being made before the জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা it was based on was finished, the Major could not be in it. Instead, they had a different villain named Incognito. I mean, he’s okay, but he ain’t no Major… But at least Jan Valentine is in both, so that makes it better, right? Also, Seras isn’t much of the comic relief in this one. She actually acts like a person who takes their job seriously, so that’s a plus in my book.
#4: Baccano!
After Canada disliked Black Lagoon, I had to be VERY careful with how I treat another action জীবন্ত that has gunfights in it. Baccano is an জীবন্ত that takes place in different times and places at once. In the 1930s, a train called the Flying Pussyfoot (Yes, that is the name) is being attacked দ্বারা mobsters, and a psychotic killer named The Rail Tracer. In New York, a scientist and his assistant are risking their lives to find elixirs of immortality. As all this happens, two rival mafias are soon ready to go to war with many killing each other. Though all of these seem completely different, they all come back together as they are pieced together দ্বারা the kind thieves Mirai and Isaac. This জীবন্ত can get really violent when it comes to how much damage one can do with basically ANYTHING. Bullets, pipes, baseball bats, even fists can be used to turn a person's face into a bruised bleeding mess. However, I know Canada, and I know Canada loves gunfights, and Baccano has gunfights. It also has a story, but knowing Canada, he won’t give a shit probably.
#3: Devilman
Well, this is probably the most violent জীবন্ত on this list. Devilman follows a shy teenage দ্বারা the name of Akira who is killed in a bike accident. However, he is revived when a demon named Devilman takes over his body and uses it to take over the world. However, when he meets Akira’s friend, Miki, he falls in প্রণয় with her and vows to protect humanity for her from his fellow demons, who were once his comrades. This জীবন্ত can get VERY brutal, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে lots of disemboweling, beheadings, and dismemberment. This shit is hardcore as fuck. However, Devilman is not some perfect hero. He wishes to protect humanity from demons, but seeing them as criminals and being very easy to be corrupted and even kill other humans, he প্রশ্ন if saving humans is worth it and if his demons comrades have the right idea to kill them. Also, Rob Zombie based their song, Super Charger Heaven, off of this anime. So, yeah, Rob Zombie watches anime…… now let THAT sink into your head.
#2: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Yes, I know. I never shut up about this anime. I’m sorry I’m a অনুরাগী of this. But seriously, this জীবন্ত is awesome. It starts in 1888 London, with Part 1: Phantom Blood. with the first Jojo, Jonathan Joestar, as he tries to protect the world from his adopted brother, Dio Brando, who has become a power hungry vampire, and must defeat him and his army of the undead with the help of Will A. Zeppeli and Robert Edward O. Speedwagon. Part 2: Battle Tendency follows the grandson of Jonathan, Joseph Joestar in 1936 America, who must defeat the three Pillar Men, a group of powerful ancient vampires, named Wamuu, Esidisi, and Kars, with the help of the grandson of Zeppeli’s grandson, Caesar, and his mentor Lisa Lisa. Part 3: Stardust Crusaders, follows the grandson of Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, as he travels to Egypt with the help of his grandfather Joseph, an Egyptian fortune teller named Muhammad Avdol, a high school student named Noriaki Kakyoin, a French swordsman named Jean Pierre Polnareff, and a boston ক্ষুদ্রকায় কুকুর with an attitude named Iggy, as they go to defeat Dio with the power of Stands, spirits that fight and protect their user. The জীবন্ত has a whole bunch of musical references. Some being clever, like Will A. Zeppeli being named after Led Zeppelin, and some not being so clever, like Esidisi, which, if it wasn’t obvious enough, was a reference to AC/DC. When the villain of your series is named after Ronnie James Dio, আপনি know it must be good… And yes, there is a Stand named Metallica…. If that doesn’t interest Canada right away, I don’t know what will.
#1: Monster
Yeah, I showed Canada a few clips of this before, and he thought “Creepy”... And that’s it. But goddamn it, I know he loves that psychological horror stuff, so I highly recommend this জীবন্ত to him. The জীবন্ত follows a doctor named Dr. Tenma, who will soon be head doctor at the hospital he works at and will soon marry his fiancee. However, after choosing to save the life of a little boy instead of the mayor, his entire life goes downhill. He is permanently demoted and his fiancee leaves him. But Tenma believes that he did good দ্বারা saving the boy. That boy would grow up to be Johan Liebert, a man who killed his parents and shot himself, but since he was saved, he believes that it is his destiny to continue killing and thanks Tenma for saving. Tenma finds it to be his fault that this all happened, and now must do what he can to go and stop Johan দ্বারা any means necessary, while keeping the sister of Johan, Anna, নিরাপদ from him, while avoiding the crafty detective Heinrich. This জীবন্ত is VERY dark. As a horror anime, it doesn’t rely on gore and violence like most horror anime. It relies on প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে আপনি that humans are a terrible person, and that everyone is corrupted দ্বারা greed, অথবা hatred, অথবা something. Yes, this includes the viewer. This জীবন্ত tells আপনি that you, as a human being, are a horrible person, and it wants to remind আপনি that আপনি are a horrible person, and it does an amazing job at that. This is easily the darkest but most well respected জীবন্ত out there, and apparently, it was so not anime-like, that it was even shown on Si-Fi. If that doesn’t convince Canada to watch this fucking masterpiece, I don’t know what will.
Well, there আপনি have it. Did আপনি enjoy the list? Tell me what আপনি thought of it. With that said, I will see আপনি all পরবর্তি time.