#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause আপনি know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far আরো affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death হাঙ্গর attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a হাঙ্গর attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned দ্বারা the বড়দিন singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. আপনি know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten দ্বারা a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, আপনি know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, আপনি know, "death = আরো money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, আপনি know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD গুজ্বাম্প ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog দ্বারা a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget আপনি ever existed..
#10: WEIRD গুজ্বাম্প ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two বন্ধু in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause আপনি know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far আরো affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death হাঙ্গর attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a হাঙ্গর attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned দ্বারা the বড়দিন singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. আপনি know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten দ্বারা a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, আপনি know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, আপনি know, "death = আরো money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, আপনি know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD গুজ্বাম্প ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog দ্বারা a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget আপনি ever existed..
#10: WEIRD গুজ্বাম্প ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two বন্ধু in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.