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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take a look at some of the highlights we all enjoyed.
Episode 1
Hawkeye: Hi, আপনি must be my new আগুন mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
Coffee Creme: *enters locomotive*
Hawkeye: Alright, all আপনি have to do is use this shovel, to put all the coal into this firebox. I'll let আপনি know when to stop.
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *waiting for signal*
Snowflake: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Alright, once I pull this lever, we'll get the wheels moving, and we're outta here. *pulls lever*
The wheels moved, but Hawkeye's train didn't go anywhere
Hawkeye: Come on. You're made to pull this!
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: Alright. Now we're moving.
পরবর্তি part
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do আপনি hump a train?
Hawkeye: আপনি don't. It goes down a পাহাড় which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard. The operator here is quick on her hooves.
Coffee Creme: What's her name?
Hawkeye: Red Rose. আপনি can see her through the windows in that tower.
Orion: Hey. Get your engines uncoupled, and let's go.
Hawkeye: Sure thing. *uncouples engines* Alright. We're set. *enters locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Orion: *couples engines*
Red Rose: *switches tracks*
Hawkeye: *gets out of way*
Orion: *pushes train*
Hawkeye: And now, enjoy the action.
পরবর্তি part
February 13, 1948
Hawkeye: *waits at station*
Gordon: *driving train*
Pete: Darling, where are আপনি going?
Theresa: I'm going for a walk.
Pete: Alright, but come back soon. Our train leaves soon.
Honey: Surely this signal has to turn green someday.
Hawkeye: It will, and don't call me Shirley.
Theresa: *on bridge* Is this part of your line?
Pete: No, that belongs to the Santa Neigh line.
Gordon: *driving train*
Pete: Watch out!!
Theresa: Ah! *drops purse*
Gordon: *going 50* Get outta the way!!
Theresa: *grabs purse*
Pete: Hurry up!
Gordon: *runs over Theresa*
Pete: *gasp* আপনি IDIOT!!! আপনি killed my wife!!
Gordon: *drives faster*
Episode 2
B&O worker: *sees Hawkeye's train*
Hawkeye: *stops train* Hey, how's it going?
B&O worker: Fine. Your engines are ready to be picked up.
Hawkeye: Oh, my controller made me stop here along the way. He ব্যক্ত আপনি can keep these engines in our train for a few of your Pacifics.
B&O worker: Really? Thanks.
Hawkeye: No, thank you. Where are the Pacifics.
B&O worker: Let me check with my boss. *walks away*
Coffee Creme: Well? Now what?
Hawkeye: We tell his boss the same story. In the meantime, just relax.
পরবর্তি part
Red Rose: *switching tracks* Orion, slow down a little will you?
Orion: Fine *slows down*
Hawkeye: *blows whistle*
Red Rose: *switches wrong track* Wha-?!
Orion: Seems like they got the engines.
Pete: *sees Hawkeye's engines* What happened? I thought I was leasing diesels here!
Hawkeye: Yeah about that. They didn't have any, and gave us these three engines instead.
Pete: Alright. Tomorrow, you, and Coffee Creme are going to carry a freight down into Greeley.
Hawkeye: Alright. See আপনি tomorrow Pete.
Coffee Creme: Bye boss.
Snowflake: Hey, wait for me!
Honey: And me!
Hawkeye: Oh why not? The আরো the merrier.
Snowflake: Let's all hop in my station wagon.
Others: Sounds good!
Snowflake: Who's house are we going to today?
Gordon: Mine!
Hawkeye: No thank you, I'd rather stay healthy.
পরবর্তি part
Gordon returned to Cheyenne with the two diesels, painted in B&O colors.
Pete: What is this? Did আপনি steal these engines?!
Gordon: No sir! I-It was Hawkeye!! He set me up!
Pete: Hawkeye would never do something like that! Unlike you, he is a hard worker, delivers trains on time, and does not steal engines like what you've done!
Gordon: But- you've got to find him, and interrogate him about this!
Pete: No buts. He is in Greeley, and is lucky not to deal with আপনি like I am right now. আপনি are suspended from work with no pay for a month!
Gordon: Fuck!
Pete: Two months.
Gordon: Fine! *runs away*
Episode 3
Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.
Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: অথবা anyone that works here
Gordon: অথবা anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Gordon: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
পরবর্তি part
Gordon: Ok, no cursing. This is my train, no cursing.
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Hawkeye: N*gger.
Gordon: Oh wow, are আপনি deaf?
Hawkeye: Damnit.
Gordon: Still going. Really?
Hawkeye: Hell.
Gordon: Do আপনি want me to jump out of this train?
Hawkeye: It'd be pretty nice.
Gordon: Well I'm not the one breaking rules here. So go shovel the coal, pronto.
Hawkeye: We'll be fine. When we get up to Sherman hill, then we'll need আরো coal. Get ready.
Gordon: This is going to be a long journey.
Hawkeye: Eeyup
পরবর্তি part
Gordon: Hey, if আপনি let me drive this train, I will be the happiest টাট্টু ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train!
Later
Hawkeye: Alright, time to highball down the line. *pushes lever*
Gordon: How fast do আপনি intend to go?
Hawkeye: 60.
Gordon: What?!
Hawkeye: 60
Gordon: I heard you, but that made me give the intention to ask again. What?!
Hawkeye: Well how fast do আপনি want to go, 20?
Gordon: Shouldn't we be going 80?
Hawkeye: If we hit 75, and we try to stop, the breaks will brake. Don't আপনি remember?
Gordon: No, that's why I asked.
Episode 4
Gordon: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up আপনি losers. What's going on here?
Hawkeye: We're shooting a commercial. Winner
Gordon: W-
Hawkeye: Of the loser's championship!
Gordon: UGH!! I was going to come back here, and get rehired, but I guess not! *walks away*
Director: Well, if that's the case, আপনি can't be in the commercial.
Gordon: I don't wanna be in it anyway!
Director: Not you!! Pete!
Pete: What?! He's not in the crew anymore, he was fired!
Director: Then rehire him so he can be a part of the crew.
Hawkeye: If only আপনি were here for the two, and a half years Gordon worked on this line.
পরবর্তি part
Gordon: *walks to taxis*
Hawkeye: Let's follow him now! *follows Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Gordon: TAXI!!
Cab driver: *stops*
Gordon: *gets in* Take me to Manehattan at Grand Central Station.
Cab driver: *drives*
Hawkeye: *whistles* TAXI!
cab driver: *stops*
Hawkeye: Follow that cab
cab driver: *takes off*
Hawkeye: *gets in* With me, and the lovely mare!
পরবর্তি part
Red Rose: Gordon, make sure আপনি uncouple the tank cars from the box car.
Gordon: I know what to do! *uncouples tank cars* Oh wait. I think there were chemicals in there. *chases tank cars*
Orion: *Stops*
Red Rose: What are আপনি doing Gordon?!?
Gordon: Saving your ass! So I can slap it!
Red Rose: I wish he did jump off the empire state building.
The freight cars kept going down the পাহাড়
Gordon: NO! STOP!! *jumps on*
Orion: Oh my god.
Gordon: *applies brakes* Oh piss! The brakes broke!! *grabs stones*
Red Rose: Where did that come from?!
Gordon: STOP!! STOP!! *throws stones idiotically*
Orion: Should we tell Pete about this?
Red Rose: Nah, let's watch his moronic act.
Episode 5
Gordon: *stops engine*
Coffee Creme: A little closer.
Gordon: ugh *backs up*
Coffee Creme: Perfect. *goes to air brakes*
Gordon: Let's go! Hurry up.
Coffee Creme: *connecting air brakes*
Gordon: *blows whistle*
Meanwhile, up in the signalbox
Snowflake: Hmm, that train must be ready. *turns signal green*
Gordon: *accelerates*
Coffee Creme: WAit!! *finishes connecting air brakes*
Unfortunately Coffee Creme was standing on the couplers while the train was in motion.
পরবর্তি part
Coffee Creme: I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.
Gordon: We're not going to.
Coffee Creme: I think we should just go forward. The tracks are probably fixed now.
Gordon: No, they're not. As a matter of fact, we had to wait for them to fix the track.
Coffee Creme: Still, could be worse.
Suddenly, the sound of a crashing train could be heard. Orion crashed into the back of Gordon's train.
(Everybody, say it with me)
Luckily, no one was hurt.
Except for the millions of passengers that probably just died on Orion's passenger train. Luckily, no one important was hurt.
Pete: Well, I heard of an epic screw up আপনি caused with Orion's passenger train today.
Gordon: (Fuck!)
Pete: But I heard আপনি did a very good job fixing the damage caused দ্বারা the train wreck.
Gordon: (Say what?) Thanks.
Pete: As a reward, I'm giving আপনি the entire week off.
Gordon: Thank আপনি sir.
Pete: Starting now.
Gordon: Yahoo! *runs away* I'm going to a সৈকত alongside Neigh Jersey. See আপনি ponies in one week!!
Episode 6
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the দিন off. So we got আপনি another টাট্টু to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.
The new টাট্টু was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
BS: Hello. My name is.. Douchebag.
পরবর্তি part
Red Rose: Percy? What's wrong?
Percy: I got fired.
Red Rose: *gasp* Why?
Percy: Apparently I let a new worker steal a truck, and crash into a train.
Red Rose: That's terrible.
Percy: Yeah. If only Jeff wasn't sick.
Red Rose: Wait a minute. আপনি just gave me an idea!
Percy: What?
Red Rose: Where's Coffee Creme?
Percy: I don't know.
Red Rose: Alright. What about Gordon?
Percy: He doesn't come back from his break until tomorrow.
Red Rose: Shit! Do আপনি know where Jeff lives?
Percy: I think so.
Red Rose: Than go find him.
Percy: I'm on it! *flies off*
পরবর্তি part
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* অথবা আপনি can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're not supposed to get back until tomorrow.
Gordon: Yeah well I didn't want to get late so I decided to leave early. Anyway, that's not the point. I heard আপনি got fired, and needed some help.
Episode 7
May 25, 1951
We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.
???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do আপনি still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a lot of engines, why do আপনি insist on replacing some in favor of new engines?
???: আপনি know why. We need আরো diesels, and less steam! If we don't get rid of these engines, WE'LL LOSE MONEY!!!
Pete: I think we're already losing money buying new diesels.
???: And we make money দ্বারা selling the steam engines! Alright, listen. We need these engines gone within eight years, alright? Start with the switchers, than continue with the stronger engines. If আপনি don't get the job done, আপনি can go work for another railroad. Now get the fuck off my car!
পরবর্তি part
Pete: Uh, Kevin? I mean sir? What is my consist for today?
Kevin: আপনি are to get a train that is 90,000 pounds worth of oil up Sherman Hill, with a 9000 class engine.
Pete: Sir, the rails are slippery. I can't get a 90,000 pound train up there.
Kevin: Yeah, well some ponies ব্যক্ত I couldn't wear sunglasses during a snowstorm, but here I am.
Pete: Why are আপনি wearing sunglas-
Kevin: Don't আপনি প্রশ্ন me! I have a horn, and wings!!
পরবর্তি part
After leaving the yard, we drove to Sherman Hill. Our locomotive was doing 35
Kevin: আপনি may need to go a bit faster.
Pete: How much?
Kevin: Go 40.
Pete: *makes train go 40*
We started going up the hill. It was a long way up, and despite my being nervous, I was determined to get this train up the hill.
Pete: How are we doing now?
Kevin: Excellent. We've got a steep grade here, so why don't we keep this thing at 40, and talk?
Pete: About what?
Kevin: Do আপনি have a special somepony?
Pete: I do, my wife.
Kevin: How long have আপনি been married?
Pete: 6 months.
Kevin: That's nice.
Pete: What about you? Any special somepony?
Kevin: I found a few mares, but I'm not entirely sure which one to ask out.
Pete: Do আপনি think about them a lot?
Kevin: Yeah. Sometimes I think about being in বিছানা with them.
Pete: wow. Good luck with that. If আপনি get to that.
Episode 8
Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her পরবর্তি assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.
Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn আপনি can't join.
Honey: Who would want to যোগদান your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like খাবার and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
পরবর্তি part
Police pony: Hey!! What are আপনি doing?
Gordon: Me?
Police: Yes you! It says no alcoholic beverages in the station!!
Gordon: Well I'm not in the station! I'm on the platform, sitting in a chair, with a grill!!
Police pony: আপনি can't have any of that on the platform. You're underarrest *arrests Gordon*
Jeff: Haha!! Gordon got arrested!
Pete: Yeah, but I wanted to punish him! We gotta bust him out.
পরবর্তি part
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can আপনি all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with আপনি Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: আপনি may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why আপনি hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I ব্যক্ত some things that would eventually become a lie.
Episode 9
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do আপনি know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps আপনি should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
পরবর্তি part
Bartholomew: Alright then, আপনি have to continue slowly.
Hawkeye: Uh, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Yes?
Hawkeye: I've been an engineer since 1947. I know what I'm doing.
Bartholomew: I was just making sure আপনি knew. On The লন্ডন & New England Railway, we made sure the engineer knew so no accidents would accure.
Coffee Creme: Don't আপনি mean occur?
Bartholomew: No, I mean accure. Carry on *teleports back to train*
পরবর্তি part
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: নমস্কার wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car পরবর্তি to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
episode 10
When Gordon got home, he was looking at a book while eating pizza.
Gordon: *reading book* After getting rid of your hunger, the spell should work. *finishes slice of pizza* Ok, let's do this. *stands up*
Soon, some light came from his horn, and after a quick flash, everything changed
Gordon: Alright. *checks money* I got everything, good.
Mare: What are আপনি doing in my house?
Gordon: Oh this is my house. আপনি see, I'm a unicorn, and I used a time traveling spell.
Mare: Where did আপনি come from?
Gordon: 1951.
পরবর্তি part
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do আপনি have?
অশ্বশাবক friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did আপনি fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
ডেস্ক Clerk: Good morning. Can I help আপনি with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks at cellphones* What are all these?
ডেস্ক Clerk: Cell phones. Would আপনি like one?
Gordon: Yes. *checks money* I have $200. What can আপনি give me?
ডেস্ক Clerk: Well, we got some smartphones over there.
Gordon: I'd like one of those please.
ডেস্ক Clerk: *grabs smartphone* This is our latest, and greatest model. It costs $100.
Gordon: Here *pays for smartphone*
ডেস্ক Clerk: Thank you, *gives Gordon charger* You'll need this for when your battery dies.
Gordon: Ok, thanks. *takes charger*
পরবর্তি part
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.
Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*
After three মিনিট of running
Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right দ্বারা the road
And that is the end.
Season 2 will arrive soon.
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright 2013
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take a look at some of the highlights we all enjoyed.
Episode 1
Hawkeye: Hi, আপনি must be my new আগুন mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
Coffee Creme: *enters locomotive*
Hawkeye: Alright, all আপনি have to do is use this shovel, to put all the coal into this firebox. I'll let আপনি know when to stop.
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *waiting for signal*
Snowflake: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Alright, once I pull this lever, we'll get the wheels moving, and we're outta here. *pulls lever*
The wheels moved, but Hawkeye's train didn't go anywhere
Hawkeye: Come on. You're made to pull this!
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: Alright. Now we're moving.
পরবর্তি part
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do আপনি hump a train?
Hawkeye: আপনি don't. It goes down a পাহাড় which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard. The operator here is quick on her hooves.
Coffee Creme: What's her name?
Hawkeye: Red Rose. আপনি can see her through the windows in that tower.
Orion: Hey. Get your engines uncoupled, and let's go.
Hawkeye: Sure thing. *uncouples engines* Alright. We're set. *enters locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Orion: *couples engines*
Red Rose: *switches tracks*
Hawkeye: *gets out of way*
Orion: *pushes train*
Hawkeye: And now, enjoy the action.
পরবর্তি part
February 13, 1948
Hawkeye: *waits at station*
Gordon: *driving train*
Pete: Darling, where are আপনি going?
Theresa: I'm going for a walk.
Pete: Alright, but come back soon. Our train leaves soon.
Honey: Surely this signal has to turn green someday.
Hawkeye: It will, and don't call me Shirley.
Theresa: *on bridge* Is this part of your line?
Pete: No, that belongs to the Santa Neigh line.
Gordon: *driving train*
Pete: Watch out!!
Theresa: Ah! *drops purse*
Gordon: *going 50* Get outta the way!!
Theresa: *grabs purse*
Pete: Hurry up!
Gordon: *runs over Theresa*
Pete: *gasp* আপনি IDIOT!!! আপনি killed my wife!!
Gordon: *drives faster*
Episode 2
B&O worker: *sees Hawkeye's train*
Hawkeye: *stops train* Hey, how's it going?
B&O worker: Fine. Your engines are ready to be picked up.
Hawkeye: Oh, my controller made me stop here along the way. He ব্যক্ত আপনি can keep these engines in our train for a few of your Pacifics.
B&O worker: Really? Thanks.
Hawkeye: No, thank you. Where are the Pacifics.
B&O worker: Let me check with my boss. *walks away*
Coffee Creme: Well? Now what?
Hawkeye: We tell his boss the same story. In the meantime, just relax.
পরবর্তি part
Red Rose: *switching tracks* Orion, slow down a little will you?
Orion: Fine *slows down*
Hawkeye: *blows whistle*
Red Rose: *switches wrong track* Wha-?!
Orion: Seems like they got the engines.
Pete: *sees Hawkeye's engines* What happened? I thought I was leasing diesels here!
Hawkeye: Yeah about that. They didn't have any, and gave us these three engines instead.
Pete: Alright. Tomorrow, you, and Coffee Creme are going to carry a freight down into Greeley.
Hawkeye: Alright. See আপনি tomorrow Pete.
Coffee Creme: Bye boss.
Snowflake: Hey, wait for me!
Honey: And me!
Hawkeye: Oh why not? The আরো the merrier.
Snowflake: Let's all hop in my station wagon.
Others: Sounds good!
Snowflake: Who's house are we going to today?
Gordon: Mine!
Hawkeye: No thank you, I'd rather stay healthy.
পরবর্তি part
Gordon returned to Cheyenne with the two diesels, painted in B&O colors.
Pete: What is this? Did আপনি steal these engines?!
Gordon: No sir! I-It was Hawkeye!! He set me up!
Pete: Hawkeye would never do something like that! Unlike you, he is a hard worker, delivers trains on time, and does not steal engines like what you've done!
Gordon: But- you've got to find him, and interrogate him about this!
Pete: No buts. He is in Greeley, and is lucky not to deal with আপনি like I am right now. আপনি are suspended from work with no pay for a month!
Gordon: Fuck!
Pete: Two months.
Gordon: Fine! *runs away*
Episode 3
Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.
Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: অথবা anyone that works here
Gordon: অথবা anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Gordon: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
পরবর্তি part
Gordon: Ok, no cursing. This is my train, no cursing.
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Hawkeye: N*gger.
Gordon: Oh wow, are আপনি deaf?
Hawkeye: Damnit.
Gordon: Still going. Really?
Hawkeye: Hell.
Gordon: Do আপনি want me to jump out of this train?
Hawkeye: It'd be pretty nice.
Gordon: Well I'm not the one breaking rules here. So go shovel the coal, pronto.
Hawkeye: We'll be fine. When we get up to Sherman hill, then we'll need আরো coal. Get ready.
Gordon: This is going to be a long journey.
Hawkeye: Eeyup
পরবর্তি part
Gordon: Hey, if আপনি let me drive this train, I will be the happiest টাট্টু ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train!
Later
Hawkeye: Alright, time to highball down the line. *pushes lever*
Gordon: How fast do আপনি intend to go?
Hawkeye: 60.
Gordon: What?!
Hawkeye: 60
Gordon: I heard you, but that made me give the intention to ask again. What?!
Hawkeye: Well how fast do আপনি want to go, 20?
Gordon: Shouldn't we be going 80?
Hawkeye: If we hit 75, and we try to stop, the breaks will brake. Don't আপনি remember?
Gordon: No, that's why I asked.
Episode 4
Gordon: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up আপনি losers. What's going on here?
Hawkeye: We're shooting a commercial. Winner
Gordon: W-
Hawkeye: Of the loser's championship!
Gordon: UGH!! I was going to come back here, and get rehired, but I guess not! *walks away*
Director: Well, if that's the case, আপনি can't be in the commercial.
Gordon: I don't wanna be in it anyway!
Director: Not you!! Pete!
Pete: What?! He's not in the crew anymore, he was fired!
Director: Then rehire him so he can be a part of the crew.
Hawkeye: If only আপনি were here for the two, and a half years Gordon worked on this line.
পরবর্তি part
Gordon: *walks to taxis*
Hawkeye: Let's follow him now! *follows Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Gordon: TAXI!!
Cab driver: *stops*
Gordon: *gets in* Take me to Manehattan at Grand Central Station.
Cab driver: *drives*
Hawkeye: *whistles* TAXI!
cab driver: *stops*
Hawkeye: Follow that cab
cab driver: *takes off*
Hawkeye: *gets in* With me, and the lovely mare!
পরবর্তি part
Red Rose: Gordon, make sure আপনি uncouple the tank cars from the box car.
Gordon: I know what to do! *uncouples tank cars* Oh wait. I think there were chemicals in there. *chases tank cars*
Orion: *Stops*
Red Rose: What are আপনি doing Gordon?!?
Gordon: Saving your ass! So I can slap it!
Red Rose: I wish he did jump off the empire state building.
The freight cars kept going down the পাহাড়
Gordon: NO! STOP!! *jumps on*
Orion: Oh my god.
Gordon: *applies brakes* Oh piss! The brakes broke!! *grabs stones*
Red Rose: Where did that come from?!
Gordon: STOP!! STOP!! *throws stones idiotically*
Orion: Should we tell Pete about this?
Red Rose: Nah, let's watch his moronic act.
Episode 5
Gordon: *stops engine*
Coffee Creme: A little closer.
Gordon: ugh *backs up*
Coffee Creme: Perfect. *goes to air brakes*
Gordon: Let's go! Hurry up.
Coffee Creme: *connecting air brakes*
Gordon: *blows whistle*
Meanwhile, up in the signalbox
Snowflake: Hmm, that train must be ready. *turns signal green*
Gordon: *accelerates*
Coffee Creme: WAit!! *finishes connecting air brakes*
Unfortunately Coffee Creme was standing on the couplers while the train was in motion.
পরবর্তি part
Coffee Creme: I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.
Gordon: We're not going to.
Coffee Creme: I think we should just go forward. The tracks are probably fixed now.
Gordon: No, they're not. As a matter of fact, we had to wait for them to fix the track.
Coffee Creme: Still, could be worse.
Suddenly, the sound of a crashing train could be heard. Orion crashed into the back of Gordon's train.
(Everybody, say it with me)
Luckily, no one was hurt.
Except for the millions of passengers that probably just died on Orion's passenger train. Luckily, no one important was hurt.
Pete: Well, I heard of an epic screw up আপনি caused with Orion's passenger train today.
Gordon: (Fuck!)
Pete: But I heard আপনি did a very good job fixing the damage caused দ্বারা the train wreck.
Gordon: (Say what?) Thanks.
Pete: As a reward, I'm giving আপনি the entire week off.
Gordon: Thank আপনি sir.
Pete: Starting now.
Gordon: Yahoo! *runs away* I'm going to a সৈকত alongside Neigh Jersey. See আপনি ponies in one week!!
Episode 6
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the দিন off. So we got আপনি another টাট্টু to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.
The new টাট্টু was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
BS: Hello. My name is.. Douchebag.
পরবর্তি part
Red Rose: Percy? What's wrong?
Percy: I got fired.
Red Rose: *gasp* Why?
Percy: Apparently I let a new worker steal a truck, and crash into a train.
Red Rose: That's terrible.
Percy: Yeah. If only Jeff wasn't sick.
Red Rose: Wait a minute. আপনি just gave me an idea!
Percy: What?
Red Rose: Where's Coffee Creme?
Percy: I don't know.
Red Rose: Alright. What about Gordon?
Percy: He doesn't come back from his break until tomorrow.
Red Rose: Shit! Do আপনি know where Jeff lives?
Percy: I think so.
Red Rose: Than go find him.
Percy: I'm on it! *flies off*
পরবর্তি part
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* অথবা আপনি can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're not supposed to get back until tomorrow.
Gordon: Yeah well I didn't want to get late so I decided to leave early. Anyway, that's not the point. I heard আপনি got fired, and needed some help.
Episode 7
May 25, 1951
We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.
???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do আপনি still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a lot of engines, why do আপনি insist on replacing some in favor of new engines?
???: আপনি know why. We need আরো diesels, and less steam! If we don't get rid of these engines, WE'LL LOSE MONEY!!!
Pete: I think we're already losing money buying new diesels.
???: And we make money দ্বারা selling the steam engines! Alright, listen. We need these engines gone within eight years, alright? Start with the switchers, than continue with the stronger engines. If আপনি don't get the job done, আপনি can go work for another railroad. Now get the fuck off my car!
পরবর্তি part
Pete: Uh, Kevin? I mean sir? What is my consist for today?
Kevin: আপনি are to get a train that is 90,000 pounds worth of oil up Sherman Hill, with a 9000 class engine.
Pete: Sir, the rails are slippery. I can't get a 90,000 pound train up there.
Kevin: Yeah, well some ponies ব্যক্ত I couldn't wear sunglasses during a snowstorm, but here I am.
Pete: Why are আপনি wearing sunglas-
Kevin: Don't আপনি প্রশ্ন me! I have a horn, and wings!!
পরবর্তি part
After leaving the yard, we drove to Sherman Hill. Our locomotive was doing 35
Kevin: আপনি may need to go a bit faster.
Pete: How much?
Kevin: Go 40.
Pete: *makes train go 40*
We started going up the hill. It was a long way up, and despite my being nervous, I was determined to get this train up the hill.
Pete: How are we doing now?
Kevin: Excellent. We've got a steep grade here, so why don't we keep this thing at 40, and talk?
Pete: About what?
Kevin: Do আপনি have a special somepony?
Pete: I do, my wife.
Kevin: How long have আপনি been married?
Pete: 6 months.
Kevin: That's nice.
Pete: What about you? Any special somepony?
Kevin: I found a few mares, but I'm not entirely sure which one to ask out.
Pete: Do আপনি think about them a lot?
Kevin: Yeah. Sometimes I think about being in বিছানা with them.
Pete: wow. Good luck with that. If আপনি get to that.
Episode 8
Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her পরবর্তি assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.
Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn আপনি can't join.
Honey: Who would want to যোগদান your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like খাবার and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
পরবর্তি part
Police pony: Hey!! What are আপনি doing?
Gordon: Me?
Police: Yes you! It says no alcoholic beverages in the station!!
Gordon: Well I'm not in the station! I'm on the platform, sitting in a chair, with a grill!!
Police pony: আপনি can't have any of that on the platform. You're underarrest *arrests Gordon*
Jeff: Haha!! Gordon got arrested!
Pete: Yeah, but I wanted to punish him! We gotta bust him out.
পরবর্তি part
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can আপনি all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with আপনি Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: আপনি may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why আপনি hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I ব্যক্ত some things that would eventually become a lie.
Episode 9
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do আপনি know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps আপনি should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
পরবর্তি part
Bartholomew: Alright then, আপনি have to continue slowly.
Hawkeye: Uh, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Yes?
Hawkeye: I've been an engineer since 1947. I know what I'm doing.
Bartholomew: I was just making sure আপনি knew. On The লন্ডন & New England Railway, we made sure the engineer knew so no accidents would accure.
Coffee Creme: Don't আপনি mean occur?
Bartholomew: No, I mean accure. Carry on *teleports back to train*
পরবর্তি part
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: নমস্কার wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car পরবর্তি to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
episode 10
When Gordon got home, he was looking at a book while eating pizza.
Gordon: *reading book* After getting rid of your hunger, the spell should work. *finishes slice of pizza* Ok, let's do this. *stands up*
Soon, some light came from his horn, and after a quick flash, everything changed
Gordon: Alright. *checks money* I got everything, good.
Mare: What are আপনি doing in my house?
Gordon: Oh this is my house. আপনি see, I'm a unicorn, and I used a time traveling spell.
Mare: Where did আপনি come from?
Gordon: 1951.
পরবর্তি part
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do আপনি have?
অশ্বশাবক friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did আপনি fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
ডেস্ক Clerk: Good morning. Can I help আপনি with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks at cellphones* What are all these?
ডেস্ক Clerk: Cell phones. Would আপনি like one?
Gordon: Yes. *checks money* I have $200. What can আপনি give me?
ডেস্ক Clerk: Well, we got some smartphones over there.
Gordon: I'd like one of those please.
ডেস্ক Clerk: *grabs smartphone* This is our latest, and greatest model. It costs $100.
Gordon: Here *pays for smartphone*
ডেস্ক Clerk: Thank you, *gives Gordon charger* You'll need this for when your battery dies.
Gordon: Ok, thanks. *takes charger*
পরবর্তি part
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.
Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*
After three মিনিট of running
Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right দ্বারা the road
And that is the end.
Season 2 will arrive soon.
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#10: Americans don't have to carry around heavy loonies and townies.vso, there's plus for them..
#9: Just about EVERY tv প্রদর্শনী অথবা movie I ever enjoyed, was made somewhere in the U.S.
#8: America and Britiland both have the coolest flags..
#7: America has ডিজনি world. We long গাধা winters..
#6: Canadians are easy to make fun of, but we never have any intelligent comebacks..
#5: America is older than Canada is..
#4: America has all our Canadian যশস্বী living in it..
#3: America never created fuckin Justin Bieber!
#2: Most American's are funnier than Canadians..
#1: Despite what was ব্যক্ত in #6, the truth is America loves us.
And if anyone dares to attack Canada, Than America, with all their fancier weapons and shit, will come and kick their fuckin ass's!..
#9: Just about EVERY tv প্রদর্শনী অথবা movie I ever enjoyed, was made somewhere in the U.S.
#8: America and Britiland both have the coolest flags..
#7: America has ডিজনি world. We long গাধা winters..
#6: Canadians are easy to make fun of, but we never have any intelligent comebacks..
#5: America is older than Canada is..
#4: America has all our Canadian যশস্বী living in it..
#3: America never created fuckin Justin Bieber!
#2: Most American's are funnier than Canadians..
#1: Despite what was ব্যক্ত in #6, the truth is America loves us.
And if anyone dares to attack Canada, Than America, with all their fancier weapons and shit, will come and kick their fuckin ass's!..
#1: KING DIAMOND:
One of the biggest names in Heavy Metal.
Kim Bendix Petersen is most known for his high pitches that only he can do. And for very haunting music.
Not to mention, him and মেটালিকা did preference together..
#2: LED ZEPPLIN:
Everyone knows the name :)
#3: বন্দুক AND ROSES:
They proven that just cause স্ল্যাশ ditched them, that doesn't mean they can't still rock out like crazy..
#4: SHINEDOWN:
Espically DIAMOND EYES
#5: IRON MADIEN:
No comment..
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One of the biggest names in Heavy Metal.
Kim Bendix Petersen is most known for his high pitches that only he can do. And for very haunting music.
Not to mention, him and মেটালিকা did preference together..
#2: LED ZEPPLIN:
Everyone knows the name :)
#3: বন্দুক AND ROSES:
They proven that just cause স্ল্যাশ ditched them, that doesn't mean they can't still rock out like crazy..
#4: SHINEDOWN:
Espically DIAMOND EYES
#5: IRON MADIEN:
No comment..
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If আপনি ask me, the final half of this প্রদর্শনী is when it finally gets GOOD.
Everything in that town should be a scary movie.. It'll be a awesome plot.
I'm even sure if I even care about Lohan anymore.. But everything needs to be resolved. So who knows what will happen.
I'm actually excited for the last two.
And I am FINALLY done this show, after possibly a whole বছর now..
Thumbs up man.. These 2 episodes get thumbs up.
LINK: link
Everything in that town should be a scary movie.. It'll be a awesome plot.
I'm even sure if I even care about Lohan anymore.. But everything needs to be resolved. So who knows what will happen.
I'm actually excited for the last two.
And I am FINALLY done this show, after possibly a whole বছর now..
Thumbs up man.. These 2 episodes get thumbs up.
LINK: link
Well.. Wind wasn't kidding about episode 8 being depressing.. TOO depressing.. Now I need to go watch some আরো happy shit till I feel better.
It's like when I watched that really drepressing episode of Cyanide and Happiness..
Shit man..
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It's like when I watched that really drepressing episode of Cyanide and Happiness..
Shit man..
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