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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 14
Jeff And The রামধনু
October 16, 1952
Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.
Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling engine.
Hawkeye: We're on.
Jeff: *Connects air brakes* Air brakes are set, আপনি are clear to push.
Gordon: *moves train* Pushing.
Hawkeye: And we're doing it nice, and slowly.
Jeff: Red Rose, make sure আপনি know what you're doing.
Red Rose: *Checking tracks* It's all set Jeff.
Jeff: *uncouples car* Check your speed.
Gordon: Checking speed.
Hawkeye: রামধনু
Jeff: Rainbow?
Gordon: *stops train* Holy shit, that looks beautiful.
Red Rose: Yes, it does.
Jeff: But, we gotta switch the freight cars!
Gordon: Fuck that, we're watching a rainbow.
Jeff: Hawkeye, tell him to behave!
Hawkeye: But he is.
Jeff: *sighs* আপনি guys continue without me. *walks away*
Gordon: What the fuck is his problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's not even looking at the rainbow.
Red Rose: Well, we better continue with our work.
Gordon: Hmmm, nah.
Hawkeye: I got it. *pushes cars down hump*
Yard Worker: *uncoupling cars*
Gordon: Well, at least nopony is freaking out about some chemical car going too fast.
Yard Worker: CHEMICAL CAR!! *Chases chemical car* It's going too fast!! *jumps on*
Gordon: *Sighs* I stand corrected.
Yard Worker: *Turning hand brakes* AHh! They broke!!! *grabs stones* আপনি must stop! *throws stones at wheels*
Instead of getting the car to stop, the stone ricocheted off the wheels, and hit the worker
Yard Worker: OW! I'm bleeding!! *Falls off*
The chemical car was rolling very fast towards some আরো freight cars
Red Rose: Well, we're screwed.
Yard Worker: RUN AWAY!
As the chemical car crashed into the other cars, nothing happened.
Hawkeye: Hm, I guess it was a dud.
Gordon: অথবা perhaps, there was nothing inside the car.
Yard Worker: Yay! I survived. *Slowly walks away*
Then it exploded. The yard worker was too close
Yard Worker: AH! *Dies*
Hawkeye: So much for him
Jeff was upset about how things weren't going the way they normally went. So, he sat at the station.
Pete: Jeff, what are আপনি doing?
Jeff: I am sulking in my own depression.
Pete: Come on, don't be depressed. I had to deal with a bunch of ponies like that 20 years পূর্বে আপনি know.
Jeff: Yeah. How old are you?
Pete: 30.
Jeff: Oh.
Pete: What about you?
Jeff: 15. I've been working for আপনি since '49. Everything has been going the way I always wanted it to be. My way, but then a fucking রামধনু showed up out of nowhere today. I was telling Gordon, Hawkeye, and Red Rose what to do, when they all stopped their work just to watch it.
Pete: It was pretty beautiful, wasn't it?
Jeff: I didn't see the rainbow.
Pete: Well that explains it.
Jeff: No, the reason I'm upset is because it made those three stop working.
Pete: That's just stupid. Go with Percy, and fix the main line to Pocatello.
Jeff: Yes sir.
In the inspection car, Jeff told Percy about the rainbow.
Jeff: It just made those three stop working.
Percy: Well, why have আপনি stopped working?
Jeff: Because I don't want things to get fucked up like last time. They were going just the way I wanted them to, until a রামধনু arrived.
Percy: Did আপনি see the rainbow?
Jeff: Oh, আপনি too? Everypony is asking me that! Did আপনি see the rainbow? Did আপনি see the rainbow? NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
Percy: You're starting to act like Gordon.
Jeff: HOLY SHIT, I AM NOT অভিনয় LIKE GORDON! *gasps* (He's right.) I don't feel good. *Lays down*
Percy: *Stops working* Jeff? Oh no, আপনি look pail. Anything আপনি need?
Jeff: Just some water.
Percy: *Grabs Jeff water canteen* Here.
Jeff: *Drinks water* Thank you.
Percy: Feel better?
Jeff: Well... I don't know *barfs*
On the পরবর্তি Thursday, Jeff was feeling better. He was going to do what he always did on a thursday. Tell Hawkeye, Gordon, and Red Rose what to do.
But before they started work.
Hawkeye: Hey, I know আপনি were upset about how things weren't going your way, but cheer up. Change is good sometimes.
Jeff: And yet আপনি freaked out that one time Pete scrapped the 2-8-0 আপনি were using.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that was two weeks ago.
Jeff: Whatever, let's get to work.
Hawkeye walked to the lash up of diesels he was going to use for the yard work. Gordon was already in.
Jeff: Wait for Red Rose to arrive. (Nothing must change. I want it to be just the way it's supposed to. No rainbow's, no delays.)
Snowflake: Hi Jeff.
Jeff: wzjiogejnrk!! *turns around*
Snowflake: Oh. Did I scare you? *Squee*
Jeff: No, I was expecting Red Rose. She usually works with me, Hawkeye, and Gordon.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, Red Rose isn't feeling well, so I'm filling in for her today.
Jeff: Okay. Get into the control tower, and we'll begin.
Snowflake: Ok *happily flies into control tower*
Jeff: And just when I think everything would go my way. Alright Hawkeye, couple your engines to the train.
Hawkeye: We're on it. *Slowly moves engine towards train*
Gordon: *looks in sky*
Jeff: Gordon, quit daydreaming, and start working.
Gordon: Well, Hawkeye is doing all the work, so I have nothing to do.
Hawkeye: *Stops engines* We're on.
Jeff: *connects airbrakes* Airbrakes are set, আপনি are clear to move.
Hawkeye: Moving cars *Pushes freight cars*
Gordon: There's the রামধনু again.
Jeff: Enough with the rainbow!! I DAMN IT TO HELL!!! FUCK RAINBOWS, AND FUCK THIS ONE FOR RUINING OUR WORK!!
The রামধনু then caught on fire, and disappeared.
Gordon: It's gone! *Cries* আপনি MADE THE রামধনু CATCH ON FIRE, AND DIE!! *Runs away*
Hawkeye: Wait, Gordon! It's not dead! *Chases Gordon*
Gordon: YES IT IS!!
Hawkeye: No Gordon. I promise আপনি it's not. How can আপনি kill a rainbow? Look.
The রামধনু reappeared.
Jeff: Shit! *kicks building* Ow, my hoof.
Gordon: *sniffs* The রামধনু is back! Yay!
Hawkeye: I told আপনি so.
Jeff: *Sighs* What the hell? If আপনি can't beat them, যোগদান them.
So, Jeff joined the two ponies, and watched the rainbow.
After that, they got to work, and another টাট্টু started chasing a chemical car that was going too fast down the hump.
The End
On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon attempts to get a turkey for Thanksgiving
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 14
Jeff And The রামধনু
October 16, 1952
Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.
Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling engine.
Hawkeye: We're on.
Jeff: *Connects air brakes* Air brakes are set, আপনি are clear to push.
Gordon: *moves train* Pushing.
Hawkeye: And we're doing it nice, and slowly.
Jeff: Red Rose, make sure আপনি know what you're doing.
Red Rose: *Checking tracks* It's all set Jeff.
Jeff: *uncouples car* Check your speed.
Gordon: Checking speed.
Hawkeye: রামধনু
Jeff: Rainbow?
Gordon: *stops train* Holy shit, that looks beautiful.
Red Rose: Yes, it does.
Jeff: But, we gotta switch the freight cars!
Gordon: Fuck that, we're watching a rainbow.
Jeff: Hawkeye, tell him to behave!
Hawkeye: But he is.
Jeff: *sighs* আপনি guys continue without me. *walks away*
Gordon: What the fuck is his problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's not even looking at the rainbow.
Red Rose: Well, we better continue with our work.
Gordon: Hmmm, nah.
Hawkeye: I got it. *pushes cars down hump*
Yard Worker: *uncoupling cars*
Gordon: Well, at least nopony is freaking out about some chemical car going too fast.
Yard Worker: CHEMICAL CAR!! *Chases chemical car* It's going too fast!! *jumps on*
Gordon: *Sighs* I stand corrected.
Yard Worker: *Turning hand brakes* AHh! They broke!!! *grabs stones* আপনি must stop! *throws stones at wheels*
Instead of getting the car to stop, the stone ricocheted off the wheels, and hit the worker
Yard Worker: OW! I'm bleeding!! *Falls off*
The chemical car was rolling very fast towards some আরো freight cars
Red Rose: Well, we're screwed.
Yard Worker: RUN AWAY!
As the chemical car crashed into the other cars, nothing happened.
Hawkeye: Hm, I guess it was a dud.
Gordon: অথবা perhaps, there was nothing inside the car.
Yard Worker: Yay! I survived. *Slowly walks away*
Then it exploded. The yard worker was too close
Yard Worker: AH! *Dies*
Hawkeye: So much for him
Jeff was upset about how things weren't going the way they normally went. So, he sat at the station.
Pete: Jeff, what are আপনি doing?
Jeff: I am sulking in my own depression.
Pete: Come on, don't be depressed. I had to deal with a bunch of ponies like that 20 years পূর্বে আপনি know.
Jeff: Yeah. How old are you?
Pete: 30.
Jeff: Oh.
Pete: What about you?
Jeff: 15. I've been working for আপনি since '49. Everything has been going the way I always wanted it to be. My way, but then a fucking রামধনু showed up out of nowhere today. I was telling Gordon, Hawkeye, and Red Rose what to do, when they all stopped their work just to watch it.
Pete: It was pretty beautiful, wasn't it?
Jeff: I didn't see the rainbow.
Pete: Well that explains it.
Jeff: No, the reason I'm upset is because it made those three stop working.
Pete: That's just stupid. Go with Percy, and fix the main line to Pocatello.
Jeff: Yes sir.
In the inspection car, Jeff told Percy about the rainbow.
Jeff: It just made those three stop working.
Percy: Well, why have আপনি stopped working?
Jeff: Because I don't want things to get fucked up like last time. They were going just the way I wanted them to, until a রামধনু arrived.
Percy: Did আপনি see the rainbow?
Jeff: Oh, আপনি too? Everypony is asking me that! Did আপনি see the rainbow? Did আপনি see the rainbow? NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
Percy: You're starting to act like Gordon.
Jeff: HOLY SHIT, I AM NOT অভিনয় LIKE GORDON! *gasps* (He's right.) I don't feel good. *Lays down*
Percy: *Stops working* Jeff? Oh no, আপনি look pail. Anything আপনি need?
Jeff: Just some water.
Percy: *Grabs Jeff water canteen* Here.
Jeff: *Drinks water* Thank you.
Percy: Feel better?
Jeff: Well... I don't know *barfs*
On the পরবর্তি Thursday, Jeff was feeling better. He was going to do what he always did on a thursday. Tell Hawkeye, Gordon, and Red Rose what to do.
But before they started work.
Hawkeye: Hey, I know আপনি were upset about how things weren't going your way, but cheer up. Change is good sometimes.
Jeff: And yet আপনি freaked out that one time Pete scrapped the 2-8-0 আপনি were using.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that was two weeks ago.
Jeff: Whatever, let's get to work.
Hawkeye walked to the lash up of diesels he was going to use for the yard work. Gordon was already in.
Jeff: Wait for Red Rose to arrive. (Nothing must change. I want it to be just the way it's supposed to. No rainbow's, no delays.)
Snowflake: Hi Jeff.
Jeff: wzjiogejnrk!! *turns around*
Snowflake: Oh. Did I scare you? *Squee*
Jeff: No, I was expecting Red Rose. She usually works with me, Hawkeye, and Gordon.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, Red Rose isn't feeling well, so I'm filling in for her today.
Jeff: Okay. Get into the control tower, and we'll begin.
Snowflake: Ok *happily flies into control tower*
Jeff: And just when I think everything would go my way. Alright Hawkeye, couple your engines to the train.
Hawkeye: We're on it. *Slowly moves engine towards train*
Gordon: *looks in sky*
Jeff: Gordon, quit daydreaming, and start working.
Gordon: Well, Hawkeye is doing all the work, so I have nothing to do.
Hawkeye: *Stops engines* We're on.
Jeff: *connects airbrakes* Airbrakes are set, আপনি are clear to move.
Hawkeye: Moving cars *Pushes freight cars*
Gordon: There's the রামধনু again.
Jeff: Enough with the rainbow!! I DAMN IT TO HELL!!! FUCK RAINBOWS, AND FUCK THIS ONE FOR RUINING OUR WORK!!
The রামধনু then caught on fire, and disappeared.
Gordon: It's gone! *Cries* আপনি MADE THE রামধনু CATCH ON FIRE, AND DIE!! *Runs away*
Hawkeye: Wait, Gordon! It's not dead! *Chases Gordon*
Gordon: YES IT IS!!
Hawkeye: No Gordon. I promise আপনি it's not. How can আপনি kill a rainbow? Look.
The রামধনু reappeared.
Jeff: Shit! *kicks building* Ow, my hoof.
Gordon: *sniffs* The রামধনু is back! Yay!
Hawkeye: I told আপনি so.
Jeff: *Sighs* What the hell? If আপনি can't beat them, যোগদান them.
So, Jeff joined the two ponies, and watched the rainbow.
After that, they got to work, and another টাট্টু started chasing a chemical car that was going too fast down the hump.
The End
On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon attempts to get a turkey for Thanksgiving
Robotnik: Pingas!
