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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 34
Slowly Changing
January 22, 1954
Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods দ্বারা truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.
Hawkeye: *Stops train near hump* Okay Wilson, this train is all yours.
Wilson: Uncouple your engines first.
Hawkeye: Stylo, would আপনি care to do the honors?
Stylo: With pleasure. *Goes out to uncouple engines from freight cars*
Wilson: Keep it up, I'm backing my engine behind the train. *Drives backwards*
Stylo: *Uncouples engines from train* All good to go. *Gets back in*
Hawkeye: *drives forward*
Red Rose: *Switches points*
Hawkeye: *Drives engines out of way*
Wilson: *Couples up to back of train*
While Wilson was working in the yards, Pete was filling out paperwork.
Orion: *Walks into Pete's room* Guess what I did this time.
Pete: *Stops paperwork* What did আপনি do?
Orion: I robbed a liquor store, and I'm creating my own black market in this train station.
Pete: আপনি do realized আপনি can't get fired on purpose, right?
Orion: I can't? *Remembers* Oh yeah, I remember now. Can I get fired for wearing a dress?
Pete: Well-
Orion: Perfect. *Leaves station*
Pete: যীশু christ. *Hears phone ringing* I'll never finish my work. *Answers phone* Hello, this is the Union Pacific Train station in Cheyenne Wyoming. Pete Reimer speaking.
??: Mr. Reimer? This is MGM news. We'd like to interview your workers.
Pete: Sure, at what time?
??: Tomorrow, at Nine O' Clock.
Pete: Excellent. We'll be ready.
??: Thank আপনি for your cooperation. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Gets on PA system* Attention, Pierce Hawkins, and Stylo must come to my office immediately.
Hawkeye: This must be very important.
Stylo: Perhaps we're being blamed for something Gordon did.
Hawkeye: Only one way to find out. *Goes to Pete's office*
Stylo: *Following Hawkeye*
Hawkeye, and Stylo arrived at Pete's office.
Hawkeye: আপনি wanted to see us?
Pete: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. We're going to be interviewed for Television, and I want আপনি to spread the news around.
Stylo: With pleasure.
Hawkeye: What time do they get here?
Pete: Tomorrow, at 9 AM. Now go spread the news.
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Leaves office*
They started at the train yard.
Wilson: What did আপনি guys get called into Pete's office for?
Hawkeye: We're being interviewed দ্বারা a টেলিভিশন company tomorrow.
Wilson: At what time?
Stylo: 9 AM.
Red Rose: *Comes down from signal tower* Did I hear that we're being interviewed on television?
Hawkeye: আপনি did.
Red Rose: I'd rather see paint dry. That would be great for entertainment.
Hawkeye: What about seeing Gordon try to juggle three balls? That's entertainment.
Stylo: He'd have so many swear words to say, that he wouldn't know what to do with them.
Wilson: Are আপনি even allowed to curse on TV?
Hawkeye: It's the same as being in a movie. No.
Red Rose: What about Gone With The Wind? That had a curse word in it.
Hawkeye: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Stylo: And I don't give a shit.
Hawkeye: Now we have to go tell everypony else.
Upon returning to the station, Percy, and Jeff arrived.
Stylo: Hi আপনি two.
Percy: Hi. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We will be interviewed on TV tomorrow at 9 AM.
Jeff: Sounds exciting.
Gordon: *Driving gas turbine*
Hawkeye: Oh boy, watch out for trouble.
Metal Gloss: Gordon, I don't know why আপনি want me to take control.
Gordon: Because I'm going to jump off here, and get my daily dose of booze.
Metal Gloss: Really?
Gordon: Sayonara. *Jumps off train, lands on platform, and breaks his legs* YEEAHH!! I jumped over the track between my train, and the platform!!
Hawkeye: But আপনি broke your legs.
Gordon: It was worth it!
Hawkeye: Oh, and Pete wants us to tell আপনি that we're being interviewed tomorrow. So don't try anything stupid.
Gordon: I'll do whatever I want, and I'll প্রদর্শনী him my smartphone from when I went time travelling.
Stylo: Time travelling?
Hawkeye: It's this spell he somehow successfully managed two years ago.
Gordon: And for my পরবর্তি trick. *Uses his magic to fix his legs* Now, I'm going to get my daily dose of booze. *Walks into station*
Twenty মিনিট later, everypony was informed about the interview. পরবর্তি morning, the TV crew arrived, and interviewed Hawkeye first.
TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Hawkeye: Pierce Hawkins, but many ponies prefer to call me দ্বারা my nickname, Hawkeye.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Hawkeye: I'm Twenty nine years old.
TV Pony: And how long have আপনি worked on the U.P?
Hawkeye: For seven years, since 1947.
TV Pony: What do আপনি think of this railroad?
Hawkeye: After what I experienced, I think it's a great railroad, and will most likely stay alive for at least another hundred years.
TV Pony: Is there anything আপনি dislike about this railroad?
Hawkeye: Nothing really, except for the fact that we're facing the same problem as every other railroad. Cars, and airplanes are taking our passengers, and freight away from us. If this keeps up, several train lines will go out of business.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past seven years?
Hawkeye: I think it's the fact that everything here is yellow. The supply trucks are yellow, the terrain is yellow, our locomotives are yellow. Except for the steam engines. The only other thing here that's not yellow are the freight cars we have. Those are brown.
TV Pony: One আরো question. We've heard that the mafia often attacks your railroad. What do আপনি plan on doing when that happens?
Hawkeye: Nothing, except for fearing them. Fear can be the only thing to do when somepony tries to attack আপনি for no reason.
TV Pony: Thank আপনি for your time Mr. Hawkins.
Hawkeye: No problem. *Leaves*
TV Pony: আপনি have just watched an interview with one of the workers on the Union Pacific. আরো interviews will be coming up later. I'm Jack Jackson for MGM news.
Pete was interviewed next.
TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have আপনি worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do আপনি think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything আপনি dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, অথবা just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one years?
Pete: Knowing how to run a railroad.
TV Pony: One আরো question. We've heard that the mafia often attacks your railroad. What do আপনি plan on doing when that happens?
Pete: Just staying calm, and running away. I don't know why I'm so calm though. It's not easy for anypony to see somepony else aiming a Tommy Gun at your face, and just being calm. They panic, and the gangsters shoot.
TV Pony: Thank আপনি for your time Mr. Reimer.
Pete: No problem. *Leaves*
TV Pony: আপনি have just watched an interview with one of the workers on the Union Pacific. আরো interviews will be coming up later. I'm Jack Jackson for MGM news.
Gordon got interviewed, but ran away after the সেকেন্ড প্রশ্ন was asked. Then, it was Stylo's turn.
TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Stylo: It's Stylo.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Stylo: Twenty eight years old.
TV Pony: And how long have আপনি worked on the U.P?
Stylo: Nearly one year. Last year, I transferred to here from the Southern Pacific.
TV Pony: What do আপনি think of this railroad?
Stylo: Compared to my older railroad, the Union Pacific is larger, well equipped, and very good to work on.
TV Pony: Is there anything আপনি dislike about this railroad?
Stylo: I think it's the same thing that Hawkeye ব্যক্ত on here earlier, about how the cars, and airplanes are taking much of our passengers away, but they aren't taking our freight away. That's the truck's job.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past year?
Stylo: I'll give আপনি a hint. He's fat, orange, and is a unicorn.
TV Pony: Gordon?
Stylo: That's right.
TV Pony: One আরো question. We've heard that the mafia often attacks your railroad. What do আপনি plan on doing when that happens?
Stylo: Whatever anypony else would do. Run for your life.
TV Pony: Thank আপনি for your time Stylo.
Stylo: It was my pleasure. *Leaves*
TV Pony: আপনি have just watched an interview with one of the workers on the Union Pacific. আরো interviews will be coming up later. I'm Jack Jackson for MGM news.
The rest of the workers were interviewed, and Gordon had to work overtime for running away from the interview.
Pete: Great job everypony. আপনি did very good.
Hawkeye: Except for Gordon.
Pete: Well fuck him.
Metal Gloss: I was so nervous being out there in front of camera.
Coffee Creme: We were all nervous Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: I wasn't. *Smiles*
Coffee Creme: *Glares at Hawkeye* Nearly all of us were nervous.
The End
On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon steals something important.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 34
Slowly Changing
January 22, 1954
Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods দ্বারা truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.
Hawkeye: *Stops train near hump* Okay Wilson, this train is all yours.
Wilson: Uncouple your engines first.
Hawkeye: Stylo, would আপনি care to do the honors?
Stylo: With pleasure. *Goes out to uncouple engines from freight cars*
Wilson: Keep it up, I'm backing my engine behind the train. *Drives backwards*
Stylo: *Uncouples engines from train* All good to go. *Gets back in*
Hawkeye: *drives forward*
Red Rose: *Switches points*
Hawkeye: *Drives engines out of way*
Wilson: *Couples up to back of train*
While Wilson was working in the yards, Pete was filling out paperwork.
Orion: *Walks into Pete's room* Guess what I did this time.
Pete: *Stops paperwork* What did আপনি do?
Orion: I robbed a liquor store, and I'm creating my own black market in this train station.
Pete: আপনি do realized আপনি can't get fired on purpose, right?
Orion: I can't? *Remembers* Oh yeah, I remember now. Can I get fired for wearing a dress?
Pete: Well-
Orion: Perfect. *Leaves station*
Pete: যীশু christ. *Hears phone ringing* I'll never finish my work. *Answers phone* Hello, this is the Union Pacific Train station in Cheyenne Wyoming. Pete Reimer speaking.
??: Mr. Reimer? This is MGM news. We'd like to interview your workers.
Pete: Sure, at what time?
??: Tomorrow, at Nine O' Clock.
Pete: Excellent. We'll be ready.
??: Thank আপনি for your cooperation. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Gets on PA system* Attention, Pierce Hawkins, and Stylo must come to my office immediately.
Hawkeye: This must be very important.
Stylo: Perhaps we're being blamed for something Gordon did.
Hawkeye: Only one way to find out. *Goes to Pete's office*
Stylo: *Following Hawkeye*
Hawkeye, and Stylo arrived at Pete's office.
Hawkeye: আপনি wanted to see us?
Pete: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. We're going to be interviewed for Television, and I want আপনি to spread the news around.
Stylo: With pleasure.
Hawkeye: What time do they get here?
Pete: Tomorrow, at 9 AM. Now go spread the news.
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Leaves office*
They started at the train yard.
Wilson: What did আপনি guys get called into Pete's office for?
Hawkeye: We're being interviewed দ্বারা a টেলিভিশন company tomorrow.
Wilson: At what time?
Stylo: 9 AM.
Red Rose: *Comes down from signal tower* Did I hear that we're being interviewed on television?
Hawkeye: আপনি did.
Red Rose: I'd rather see paint dry. That would be great for entertainment.
Hawkeye: What about seeing Gordon try to juggle three balls? That's entertainment.
Stylo: He'd have so many swear words to say, that he wouldn't know what to do with them.
Wilson: Are আপনি even allowed to curse on TV?
Hawkeye: It's the same as being in a movie. No.
Red Rose: What about Gone With The Wind? That had a curse word in it.
Hawkeye: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Stylo: And I don't give a shit.
Hawkeye: Now we have to go tell everypony else.
Upon returning to the station, Percy, and Jeff arrived.
Stylo: Hi আপনি two.
Percy: Hi. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We will be interviewed on TV tomorrow at 9 AM.
Jeff: Sounds exciting.
Gordon: *Driving gas turbine*
Hawkeye: Oh boy, watch out for trouble.
Metal Gloss: Gordon, I don't know why আপনি want me to take control.
Gordon: Because I'm going to jump off here, and get my daily dose of booze.
Metal Gloss: Really?
Gordon: Sayonara. *Jumps off train, lands on platform, and breaks his legs* YEEAHH!! I jumped over the track between my train, and the platform!!
Hawkeye: But আপনি broke your legs.
Gordon: It was worth it!
Hawkeye: Oh, and Pete wants us to tell আপনি that we're being interviewed tomorrow. So don't try anything stupid.
Gordon: I'll do whatever I want, and I'll প্রদর্শনী him my smartphone from when I went time travelling.
Stylo: Time travelling?
Hawkeye: It's this spell he somehow successfully managed two years ago.
Gordon: And for my পরবর্তি trick. *Uses his magic to fix his legs* Now, I'm going to get my daily dose of booze. *Walks into station*
Twenty মিনিট later, everypony was informed about the interview. পরবর্তি morning, the TV crew arrived, and interviewed Hawkeye first.
TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Hawkeye: Pierce Hawkins, but many ponies prefer to call me দ্বারা my nickname, Hawkeye.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Hawkeye: I'm Twenty nine years old.
TV Pony: And how long have আপনি worked on the U.P?
Hawkeye: For seven years, since 1947.
TV Pony: What do আপনি think of this railroad?
Hawkeye: After what I experienced, I think it's a great railroad, and will most likely stay alive for at least another hundred years.
TV Pony: Is there anything আপনি dislike about this railroad?
Hawkeye: Nothing really, except for the fact that we're facing the same problem as every other railroad. Cars, and airplanes are taking our passengers, and freight away from us. If this keeps up, several train lines will go out of business.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past seven years?
Hawkeye: I think it's the fact that everything here is yellow. The supply trucks are yellow, the terrain is yellow, our locomotives are yellow. Except for the steam engines. The only other thing here that's not yellow are the freight cars we have. Those are brown.
TV Pony: One আরো question. We've heard that the mafia often attacks your railroad. What do আপনি plan on doing when that happens?
Hawkeye: Nothing, except for fearing them. Fear can be the only thing to do when somepony tries to attack আপনি for no reason.
TV Pony: Thank আপনি for your time Mr. Hawkins.
Hawkeye: No problem. *Leaves*
TV Pony: আপনি have just watched an interview with one of the workers on the Union Pacific. আরো interviews will be coming up later. I'm Jack Jackson for MGM news.
Pete was interviewed next.
TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have আপনি worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do আপনি think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything আপনি dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, অথবা just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one years?
Pete: Knowing how to run a railroad.
TV Pony: One আরো question. We've heard that the mafia often attacks your railroad. What do আপনি plan on doing when that happens?
Pete: Just staying calm, and running away. I don't know why I'm so calm though. It's not easy for anypony to see somepony else aiming a Tommy Gun at your face, and just being calm. They panic, and the gangsters shoot.
TV Pony: Thank আপনি for your time Mr. Reimer.
Pete: No problem. *Leaves*
TV Pony: আপনি have just watched an interview with one of the workers on the Union Pacific. আরো interviews will be coming up later. I'm Jack Jackson for MGM news.
Gordon got interviewed, but ran away after the সেকেন্ড প্রশ্ন was asked. Then, it was Stylo's turn.
TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Stylo: It's Stylo.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Stylo: Twenty eight years old.
TV Pony: And how long have আপনি worked on the U.P?
Stylo: Nearly one year. Last year, I transferred to here from the Southern Pacific.
TV Pony: What do আপনি think of this railroad?
Stylo: Compared to my older railroad, the Union Pacific is larger, well equipped, and very good to work on.
TV Pony: Is there anything আপনি dislike about this railroad?
Stylo: I think it's the same thing that Hawkeye ব্যক্ত on here earlier, about how the cars, and airplanes are taking much of our passengers away, but they aren't taking our freight away. That's the truck's job.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past year?
Stylo: I'll give আপনি a hint. He's fat, orange, and is a unicorn.
TV Pony: Gordon?
Stylo: That's right.
TV Pony: One আরো question. We've heard that the mafia often attacks your railroad. What do আপনি plan on doing when that happens?
Stylo: Whatever anypony else would do. Run for your life.
TV Pony: Thank আপনি for your time Stylo.
Stylo: It was my pleasure. *Leaves*
TV Pony: আপনি have just watched an interview with one of the workers on the Union Pacific. আরো interviews will be coming up later. I'm Jack Jackson for MGM news.
The rest of the workers were interviewed, and Gordon had to work overtime for running away from the interview.
Pete: Great job everypony. আপনি did very good.
Hawkeye: Except for Gordon.
Pete: Well fuck him.
Metal Gloss: I was so nervous being out there in front of camera.
Coffee Creme: We were all nervous Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: I wasn't. *Smiles*
Coffee Creme: *Glares at Hawkeye* Nearly all of us were nervous.
The End
On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon steals something important.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Well.. I ended season 1..
Not really doing much for হ্যালোইন except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.
I never actually seen it. Just the remake.
I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, দ্বারা always watching, and eventually he kills you.
Anyway.. About bojack..
Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.
I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.
Anyway.. পরবর্তি is season 2 I guess :)
Not really doing much for হ্যালোইন except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.
I never actually seen it. Just the remake.
I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, দ্বারা always watching, and eventually he kills you.
Anyway.. About bojack..
Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.
I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.
Anyway.. পরবর্তি is season 2 I guess :)
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most জনপ্রিয় stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the দিন I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET আপেল MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most জনপ্রিয় stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the দিন I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET আপেল MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.