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One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian টাট্টু 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored দ্বারা Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *Standing on train tracks* 1956 was a beautiful year. It had great music, great cars, and amazing adventures were had দ্বারা me, and my friends. *Hears a train coming* I better সরানো out of the way. *Walks off train track* Now, about those adventures.

Episode 51

Mirage: What's up with you?
Hawkeye: I don't know why I volunteered to do this.
Mirage: Do what?
Hawkeye: Work overtime. It's too difficult for me to work in the night. That's when I'm supposed to be sleeping! Oh, and one আরো thing. You're helping Coffee Creme with her পিজা train, right?
Mirage: Yes. I'm supposed to get in an engine, couple up behind her train, and help her get up Sherman Hill. Why?
Hawkeye: Well, whatever আপনি do, be careful. আপনি don't want the train to crash, and have all those pizzas get over you. It's happened to Frenchy before, and she was not amused. That's all I have to say. Goodbye. *Walks away*

---

Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are আপনি drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave আপনি taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. আপনি want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop অভিনয় like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that আপনি can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are আপনি alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are আপনি drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*

---

Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* আপনি sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are আপনি talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't give me that! Everypony says that.
Mirage: You're drunk. I understand that, and আপনি probably hate your job to.
Conductor: Hate it?! I loathe it! I was supposed to be promoted from conductor to station master, but I did not get it! That is why I drink, get drunk, and drink more.
Mirage: Okay, that's nice, but আপনি have to get back to work.
Conductor: Fine! *Gets out of cab, walks to caboose, and uncouples Mirage's engine from the train*

Shortly after that, Coffee Creme thought it would be a good idea to speed up, to get over the পাহাড় quickly. However, on the end of the train.

Conductor: *Feels train going faster, and accidentally knocks one of the lights off* Whoops. Ah well, to make things even... *Goes to other light, and knocks it off*

Episode 52

Gordon: Why are আপনি two taking this train?! It should be my job!
Hawkeye: Cool it Gordon. Pete says he has a "special assignment" for you.
Gordon: What?
Stylo: He wants আপনি to learn how to be normal.
Gordon: Oh hardy har har. আপনি two should be thanking me! If it weren't for me, আপনি wouldn't have these engines, now would you?
Hawkeye: We could've gotten them ourselves.
Stylo: Now get out, and let us do the real work.
Gordon: *Gets out of engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Climbs into engine*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice, then drives train*
Stylo: *Ringing ঘণ্টা on engine*
Gordon: *Watching train leave* Wait, why am I letting them drive that train? I should be driving it! *Tries to jump onto train, but fails, and falls on ground*

---

Meadow: Well, my work here is done. *Drives backwards*
Nikki: *Clearing throat* নমস্কার Meadow!
Meadow: *Stops engine, and sees Nikki's freight train* Aw come on! I just finished with pushing sixty freight cars down that hill!
Nikki: And now আপনি have sixty more! *Jumps out of engine, and runs toward coupling*
Meadow: Nikki, don't আপনি dare!
Nikki: *Uncouples engine from freight train then runs back to engine*
Meadow: I'm gonna tell our parents on you!
Nikki: Our parents moved out of the house last week, remember? *Gets back in engine, and drives pass a switch track*
Meadow: *Sighs, then drives engine behind freight train*
Nikki: *Drives engine onto a track পরবর্তি to train*
Meadow: *Pushes train down hump*

As Meadow was doing her work, three stallions with fedoras, and trench coats arrived.

Stallion 1: Stop the train!
Meadow: *Stops*
Nikki: *Notices train stopping, and gets out of her engine, to walk to Meadow*
Stallion 1: Are আপনি Meadow West?
Meadow: Yes?
Stallion 2: Come with us please.
Nikki: Wait, what's going on here?
Stallion 3: Your sister is coming with us to the station. We need to talk with her, and your boss.
Stallion 1: Finish her work in here, then meet us in the station.
Nikki: Okay. (I wonder what's going on.)

---

Nikki was very sad to see her sister go. She didn't know if she would be able to see her again.

পরবর্তি morning, Nikki started work. There were no trains yet, so she had to work in the yard. Before she was able to do this though, Michael was talking to her.

Michael: There's আরো than enough work for only you. Our CEO says that two stallions from Manehattan will come to help you.
Nikki: Thanks.

A few hours later, the two stallions arrived. Their names were Roger, and Anthony.

Roger: *Looking at station* What an ugly station. This won't do at all. We're much too good to work on a railway with ugly stations.
Anthony: I think it's nice.
Roger: Hmph. আপনি say that about everything. *Looks at Nikki* Who's that bitch?
Anthony: Roger! That's Nikki. We're working with her. *Walks over to Nikki* I'm sorry about Roger. He's not happy with the long trip we had to take, but he's quite nice really.
Nikki: I feel sorry for you, having to put up with his rude behavior.

Episode 53

Hawkeye was sitting with Stylo at a bench. Both ponies were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it. However, Hawkeye had a guitar, and was playing Hound Dog, দ্বারা Elvis Presley.

Hawkeye: *Playing guitar, and singing* আপনি ain't nothing but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Stylo: *Glaring at Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Playing guitar, and singing* আপনি ain't nothing but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Stylo: Pierce.
Hawkeye: Well, আপনি ain't never caught a rabbit, and আপনি ain't no friend mine.
Stylo: নমস্কার Hawk.
Hawkeye: Hold on, I'm getting to the best part of the song. *Continues to play guitar, and sing* Well they ব্যক্ত আপনি was high class, but that was just a lie.
Stylo: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Stops playing, and stares at Stylo* Jeez, what's gotten into you?

---

Conductor: All aboard.
Anthony: *Rings ঘণ্টা on engine, blows horn twice, then drives out of station*
Nikki: Well, now that he's gone, what do আপনি want to do?
Roger: Do আপনি like playing Poker?
Nikki: Nah, the only card game that involves gambling that I like to play is Black Jack.
Roger: Fine with me. I'm pretty good at that game.
Nikki: But I'm better.
Michael: *Arrives* Why aren't আপনি two in the yards?
Nikki: No trains arrived there yet. Wanna play Black Jack?
Michael: Oh, why not? I finished my work, so I might as well play before I get আরো work.

Meanwhile with Anthony, he was doing good with his work, but ended up 7 সেকেন্ড late at Cheyenne. He had to make a station stop to drop off some passengers for Coffee Creme, who was going to Denver.

Coffee Creme: *Opens window in cab, and throws coal into Anthony's engine*
Anthony: *Flinches, as he nearly gets hit দ্বারা coal*
Coffee Creme: This is unacceptable. If you're late again, I will leave without your passengers. *Drives train*
Anthony: Ah, forget her. *Looks at coal* Wait a minute, আপনি left some coal behind!
Coffee Creme: *Blows whistle*
Anthony: Ah, she didn't hear me. Whatever, I can throw this at her if I ever see her again.

---

Anthony got his two engines on the other side of the train, and was waiting to go.

Anthony: *Looks in rearview mirror* Come on hurry up. It would be bad if we were late, and Coffee Creme left without us.
জলখাবার Mare: *Packing up*
Anthony: *Hears words* Did the conductor say All Aboard?
জলখাবার Mare: *About to get on train*
Anthony: I don't wanna risk being late, I have to go. *Drives train*
জলখাবার Mare: *Can't get on train*
Nearby Ponies: Stop, stop, stop. আপনি left a passenger behind.
Anthony: *Stops train* No! Now we're going to be late.
জলখাবার Mare: *Gets on train*
Anthony: *Drives train*

Anthony drove the train as fast as he could, and got it into Cheyenne মিনিট early.

Coffee Creme: *Waiting at platform*
Anthony: *Stops train পরবর্তি to Coffee Creme* Haha, take that!
Coffee Creme: Not bad.
জলখাবার Mare: *Pulls Anthony out of engine* What do আপনি mean by-a leaving me-a behind-a?
Anthony: I'm sorry, but I thought we had all of our passengers. Coffee Creme ব্যক্ত that if I was late, she would leave without taking my passengers.
জলখাবার Mare: *Laughing* আপনি silly stallion. Coffee Creme was teasing you. She would never leave without your passengers.
Anthony: Well! Where's that french unicorn?

But she already left. Anthony saw her leave, and he couldn't give her a piece of his mind.

Episode 54

One দিন in Pete's office.

Pete: *Signing papers*
Ike: *Walks into room* Sir, we got a problem.
Pete: What is it?
Ike: It's Orion. He was working in the yards, but had a chemical car explode.
Pete: When was the last time that happened?
Ike: I don't know. I only worked here for one year.

---

When Metal Gloss arrived at the yards, she was with Hawkeye in the freight train from Denver.

Orion: *Waiting for Metal Gloss to get off train*
Hawkeye: *Stops train, and jumps out* This engine is low on fuel, get it to the fueling depot.
Orion: Why me?
Hawkeye: Because you're the closest pony.
Orion: Why don't আপনি do it? I have a message from Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: What?
Orion: I ব্যক্ত I have a-
Hawkeye: What's the message?!
Orion: Metal Gloss has to take engine 836 to the repair yards in Reno.
Hawkeye: Why not here?
Orion: They're occupied.

---

Ten মিনিট after Metal Gloss left the station, Roger was about to arrive. He did his best to drive the train, but nopony trusted him.

Vandal Pony: He's almost here, get that wooden plank on the tracks now.
Vandal টাট্টু 2: *Puts wooden plank on tracks near station*
Roger: *Applies brakes, then hits wooden plank*

One end of the plank hit the bottom of the platform, and Roger's engine derailed.

Episode 55

At 6:55 AM, most of the ponies were heading to work at the Cheyenne train station.

Hawkeye: *Walking while looking at station*
Stylo: It seems pretty quiet.
Jeff: Maybe because most ponies don't take the train during this time of the morning.
Passenger: Excuse me. I have to get to my train which is leaving in five minutes.
Hawkeye: What a coincedence, we start work here in five minutes.
Pete: *Opens door to office* Pierce, Stylo, come in here.
Hawkeye: We're on our way father. *Walks to office*
Stylo: *Following Hawkeye*

---

Percy: Mornin' Snowflake.
Snowflake: Hey. Hawkeye says he has a message for you.
Jeff: Oh yeah? What?
Snowflake: There's a party. (Oh, I forgot!!) Umm
Percy: Where's the party?
Snowflake: At Pierce's house.
Jeff: When is the party?
Snowflake: *Trying to remember* 7!
Percy: Okay
Snowflake: No, 6!
Jeff: *Confused*
Snowflake: 5! 4! 3!
Percy: Make up your mind!
Snowflake: 2! 1! BLASTOFF!!

Then suddenly, Snowflake's yard tower shot up in the air, and had jet engines taking up into space.

Wilson: She meant to say that the party was at 8, tonight.
Jeff: Well, thank আপনি Wilson. At least somepony here can remember things.

---

Duke: *Stops train to refuel*
Steven: Ponies come, and ponies go.
Richard: Grandpa goes on forever!
Steven & Richard: *Laughing*
Duke: আপনি little scallywags! Whatever are young ponies coming to?
Steven: Nevermind Grandpa, we're only young once.
Duke: Well আপনি better mind, unless আপনি want to end up like Greaser.
Richard: Oh Grandpa!
Steven: Whatever happened?
Duke: Greaser was British, and very arrogant. He drove his trains fast, and often derailed them. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice.

A few months ago

Greaser: *Standing দ্বারা train*
Duke: আপনি constantly drive too fast on sharp turns. আপনি need to go slower.
Greaser: Listen Dukey! In the United Kingdom, we don't care for a few train wrecks.
Duke: We do here.
Greaser: Ha ha ha ha ha!

A few months later

Duke: Then one day, our boss ব্যক্ত he was going to be useful at last. Greaser stopped laughing then.
Richard: W-w-why?
Steven: What did he do?
Duke: He fired Greaser, and had him work at a nearby retirement home. He still works there to this very day. He'll never drive a train again.

Episode 56

Hawkeye: *Stops passenger train at station*
Stylo: Good, we made it on time.
Hawkeye: *Look at clock* And it's 7 PM. Time to go home. *Gets out of engine*
Stylo: *Following Hawkeye*
Pete: আপনি two going home?
Hawkeye: Yep. See আপনি tomorrow.
Pete: Likewise.
Stylo: See আপনি around Pete.
Pete: Adios Stylo.

As the two stallions walked out of the train station, they saw everypony else waiting for them.

Stylo: Ah, we have a welcoming committee.
Hawkeye: Either I'm becoming famous, অথবা they want me to marry Metal Gloss.

---

As Roger, and Anthony were leaving the station, Anthony had an idea.

Anthony: Why don't we get Nikki to come with us? She's still on vacation, and it doesn't end until the 2nd of January.
Roger: January? Which January?
Anthony: Ugh... 1957!
Roger: What বছর is it now?
Anthony: Are আপনি serious?
Roger: No. I want to know.
Anthony: *Sighs* Okay, as আপনি know, Nikki has a four মাস vacation, which started a few days ago. I told আপনি it would end in January the second, 1957. Does this help you?
Roger: So this বছর is....
Anthony: 1956!!
Roger: Okay, আপনি didn't have to shout!

---

Roger: *Looking around his surroundings*
Anthony: Roger! Can আপনি hear me?
Roger: Loud and clear! I think this is it! *Finds Duke sleeping in bed* I found him! He's still sleeping!
Duke: *Wakes up* আপনি woke me! In my young days, we were-
Anthony: *Jumps down* Seen, and not heard Grandpa. We know.
Duke: *Looks at two stallions* Are আপনি vandals? I was told vandals come in, and smash things.
Nikki: *Jumps down* Of course not. We're nice ponies, but we couldn't find your door, and fell through your ceiling দ্বারা accident. Well, technically, Roger did.
Duke: Roger?
Roger: Do I remind আপনি of somepony twenty one years ago?
Duke: Steven?
Anthony: That's right.
Duke: Richard?
Anthony: Well, now my name is Anthony. We changed our names.
Duke: So আপনি did remember me! I wish আপনি didn't change your names, but thank আপনি for coming back to get me.

Episode 57

Hawkeye: *Looking around room* This is a nice place আপনি got. আপনি have a window প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে parts of the railroad you're not working on, as well as a টেলিভিশন set that plays episodes of The Honeymooners.
Nikki: It depends on what channel I have it set on. I prefer watching Dragnet, but that's only if I want to see some police ponies shooting criminals.
Metal Gloss: Let's stay on topic here, why did আপনি drag us over to your hotel room?
Nikki: Because of a story.

---

Michael: A big passenger train is expected. I need আপনি two to get two engines, and twenty passenger cars into this station quickly. The train will be heading for Winnemuca Neighvada. It's the first time for the both of আপনি that আপনি use the Overland Route to get there, so work together as a team.
Duke: I shall put my engine in front.
Roger: No, I'll use the front engine. How am I supposed to learn how to drive trains on this route if you're driving the front engine, blocking my view?
Duke: Suit yourself, but never mind the view. Pay attention to anything in front of you. If we get our train derailed, we'll have many angry ponies to deal with.
Roger: Yeah, whatever. Let's get the train set up.

---

Roger was getting so angry, that he didn't notice the tracks in front of the train were in bad condition.

Duke: I'm just saying-
Roger: No, I don't care, alright? আপনি think I'm careless. Let me tell আপনি something. I will not let this train get derailed! *Gets train derailed*
Duke: *Applies brakes on engine*

Roger's engine was hanging off of the cliff, but it didn't fall off.

Duke: *Puts engine in reverse*
Roger: *Feels his engine shaking*
Duke: *Gets back on radio* Stop making your engine shake আপনি bastard!
Roger: I can't control it!

Episode 58

Michael: I want আপনি to work the yard for this entire week, but be careful. Gangsters have been spotted there, and they have guns.
Roger: I'll be careful sir.
Michael: I hope so.
Roger: *Walks out of station, and heads for the yards* Why do those wiseguys come here anyway? There's no fence to prevent them from coming in, but they just প্রদর্শনী up anyway.
Anthony: *Arrives* Are আপনি talking to yourself?
Roger: Maybe. What's it to you?
Anthony: If you're worried about the gangsters, let them stay there. They ain't gonna hurt you.
Roger: Oh yes they will. I just want to do my job, but they end up shooting at me anyway. I'm just an ordinary টাট্টু driving around in a train. What have I done to anypony?
Anthony: Besides the fact that আপনি keep trying to get them to leave?
Roger: They have guns. Why should they stay here? Those wiseguys could hurt somepony.
Anthony: Since when were আপনি concerned about others?
Roger: Forget you. Why am I wasting time with you, when I should be working? *Goes to yards*

Meanwhile, with Mirage he was still test driving the truck that Pete gave him.

Mirage: All things in this vehicle seem to be correct. Time to go back to Cheyenne. *Turns truck around, and sees a small Southern Pacific work train* Hmm, that engineer seems new. I wonder who he is.

The engineer was named Ryan. He was hired দ্বারা Michael to fix track on his line.

Ryan: *Stops train at red signal*
Mirage: *Stops truck পরবর্তি to Ryan's train* I'm Nocturnal Mirage. Who are you?
Ryan: I'm Ryan.
Mirage: Don't recall seeing আপনি before. What brings আপনি this way?
Ryan: *Gets angry* My boss told me to fix track! (This is no time to be talking with a টাট্টু obsessed with cars.)
Mirage: Well done. Cheers, and keep up the good work. *Drives away*
Ryan: Stupid bastard. *Sees signal is green* Well, time to continue with my work. *Drives train*

---

Roger got in a locomotive, and was pushing freight cars down the hump. He was still concerned about the gangsters nearby.

Gangster টাট্টু 35: Shoot him.
Gangster টাট্টু 46: I'm on it. I'm on it. *Grabs pistol, and shoots at Roger*
Roger: *Takes cover*

The mafia didn't like Roger, and often tried to kill him whenever they could.

Gangster টাট্টু 35: Let me do it. *Grabs tommygun, and shoots fifty bullets at Roger*
Roger: *Continues hiding in cab*

After working in the yards, Roger had to put some tank cars in a siding. Another train would take the cars to a dairy, and they would be loaded up with milk.

Roger: *Slowly putting tank cars in siding*
Jeff: *Fixing nearby track*
Roger: *Stops train in siding, then sees Jeff* I remember him.
Jeff: *Sees Roger* I remember him. *Walks over to Roger's train*
Roger: *Jumps out of engine*
Jeff: *Sees bullet holes in Roger's engine* What happened?
Roger: Some gangsters tried shooting at me. My boss just makes me continue with my work.
Jeff: Nopony understands our feelings. Now if আপনি were sick, আপনি couldn't work, and আপনি wouldn't have to worry about gangsters. Would you?
Roger: Good idea. I'll try it.

---

Roger: I'm sorry about your accident. I'm always cautious when it comes to driving trains near the mafia. They don't like me.
Anthony: Why didn't আপনি warn me?
Roger: I didn't think-
Michael: *Arrives* আপনি never do!
Roger: *Looks at Michael*
Michael: আপনি can start now দ্বারা doing Anthony's work as well as your own. That'll teach আপনি to pretend you're sick.

After placing Anthony's engine into the repair shop, Ryan was going to do his final job of the day. He was driving a train full of equipment for repairing track, when he had to stop at a red signal. Then Mirage arrived in another brand new supply truck.

Ryan: *Opens window in cab, and looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Splendid to see আপনি again. I'm test driving supply trucks for my railway.
Ryan: Well done. Cheers, and keep up the good work. *Drives train pass the signal when it changes green*

Episode 59

A টাট্টু wearing a three peice suit was waiting at a station, when a freight train arrived being pulled দ্বারা engine 844. It was also pushing two diesels, and between the diesels, and 844 was a boxcar on it's side, being pushed.

Hawkeye: *Stops train* See, I told আপনি we would make it.
Metal Gloss: I'm just surprised we didn't crash.
Hawkeye: Yeah, me too.
T.P.S Pony: Excuse me, how did this happen?
Hawkeye: What? The arrival of our train? We just-
T.P.S Pony: Not that. How did that freight car between the three engines get on it's side?
Hawkeye: Oh, that. It's a long story, but we're not supposed to drive another train until an ঘন্টা has gone by, so I have enough time to tell you.

---

Before Snowflake turned the signals green for Hawkeye, and Gordon, Hawkeye used the sander to get sand on the rails.

Metal Gloss: What are আপনি doing?
Hawkeye: Getting sand on the rails.
Metal Gloss: Why?
Hawkeye: To give our engine আরো grip. We'll be flying out of here before Gordon can even get his train moving.
Snowflake: *Turns signals green*
Hawkeye: Here we go. *Drives train*
Gordon: *Drives train* Oh no. His train is going faster than mine. Why?

The race began, and they both got their trains moving parallel to each other on the mainline.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hello? Can anypony hear me?
Stylo: Hello Gordon.
Gordon: You're not going to make fun of me, are you?
Stylo: That depends. Are আপনি still driving a stolen Canterlot?

---

Hawkeye: *Looking at Gordon's train* We are still winning.
Metal Gloss: I just hope he knows about the switch track in front of us.
Hawkeye: What are আপনি talking about?
Metal Gloss: In two miles, his track will be on our track.
Hawkeye: Ah, I see what আপনি mean. We better get past that switch before he does. *Makes train go faster*
Gordon: Oh no আপনি don't. *Makes train go faster*

Soon, both trains were going 70 miles an hour.

Metal Gloss: Is this the fastest we can go?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I wish I could say the same for Gordon.
Gordon: *Driving his train at 80 mph* Haha, I'm catching up!
Hawkeye: Well, so much for winning.
Metal Gloss: I wouldn't let my hopes down just yet.
Hawkeye: Oh, I see what you're talking about.
Gordon: *Sees switch track in front of him* Oh great. *Climbs onto the শীর্ষ of his train* I need to uncouple the engines from the train! *Runs to first freight car*
Metal Gloss: *Watching Gordon*
Hawkeye: What's he doing?
Metal Gloss: আপনি do not want to know.
Gordon: *Uncouples the first freight car from the train* Wait a minute. *Sees that he is on one freight car being pulled দ্বারা two diesels* Uh, I thought this freight car I was on was another engine. *Uncouples freight car from the diesels* Yes, I done- *Notices that he is still on the freight car* I'm done for. *Jumps off freight car*

The freight car rolled onto the switch, and was blocking both tracks. A টাট্টু in a signal tower switched the points, not knowing about the freight car. It soon derailed.

Metal Gloss: *Sees freight car in front of them*
Hawkeye * Applying brakes, but his train hits the boxcar. His train is not detailed, but the boxcar is on it's side being pushed দ্বারা the train*
Metal Gloss: Well, I never thought this would happen.
Hawkeye: Me neither. Let's keep going.

Later, they saw the diesels Gordon was driving. They ran out of fuel, and were blocking the line.

Hawkeye: I suppose we should push them out of the way.
Metal: We'll be late.
Hawkeye: Better late than never. *Using train to push the diesels* And away we go.

Episode 60

Nikki was at the station, carrying her saddlebags. She was going to Chicagoat to visit some pony, but the train broke down, and she was stuck at the station.

Nikki: *Starts লেখা a letter*

Dear Meadow,

It has been a মাস since I received my four মাস vacation. I am লেখা to আপনি from Cheyenne Wyoming. আপনি would like most of the ponies that work here. I know I do. One টাট্টু I don't like is Gordon. He's arrogant, does stupid things, and gets angry for no reason.

Gordon: *By a derailed train* Okay every pony, সরানো along. There's nothing to see here.
Hawkeye: That's typical of Gordon. Trying to act like a police officer.
Gordon: *Blows whistle* I ব্যক্ত get back!
Hawkeye: Gordon, there's no টাট্টু here that's going to take anything.
Percy, Jeff, and Pete: *Arrive in a inspection cart*
Gordon: *Blows whistle* Stop!
Percy: *Stops cart* If আপনি don't mind, me and Jeff are gonna repair the track.
Pete: How did this happen?
Hawkeye: Rails were too far apart. The sun must have warped them.
Gordon: Warped?
Hawkeye: It stretched the rails with a lot of heat.
Gordon: Then I will have to ask আপনি to stand back in order for the rails to cool off. *Blows whistle*
Pete: *Takes whistle, and throws it away* CONFISCATED!!

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Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* ইউনিকর্ণ are the best. We are the master race. It says so on the sign that I'm holding.
Hawkeye: *Walks towards Gordon* নমস্কার Gordon, why don't আপনি protest about stupid things somewhere else.
Gordon: *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Thank you.
Metal Gloss: *Stops train at the station*
Hawkeye: *Jumps onto train* নমস্কার Metal Gloss. How's my পছন্দ B word?
Metal Gloss: Fine I guess.
Hawkeye: When work is over, why don't we go to my place, and do something that has three letters in it?
Metal Gloss: Maybe পরবর্তি time. I gotta make my house look nice for my nephew. He's coming to visit all week.
Hawkeye: Spending time with family is important. I can't wait until we get married.

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Pete: *Signing papers in his office, then hears his phone, and উত্তর the call* Hello?
Orion: *Sings* Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition. Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition.
Pete: Either আপনি sing a good song, অথবা don't sing at all. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Who is it?
Hawkeye: It's me. Let me in.
Pete: No. I have over two hundred papers to sign. *Hears phone ringing, and উত্তর it* What?
Business: This is the car dealership at Omaha. I need twenty new Foalsmobiles, and Studebakers দ্বারা Friday.
Pete: I'll get them to you. *Hangs up, but the phone rings again. He picks it up* Yes?
Orion: How about I sing a song দ্বারা the Andrew Sisters?
Pete: *Getting angry* How about আপনি go bother somepony else?! *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Now may I come in?
Pete: Yeah, whatever.
Hawkeye: *Enters the office*
Pete: *Hears phone ringing again*
Hawkeye: Out?
Pete: Out.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the office*
Pete: *Answers phone* Orion, আপনি stop গান গাওয়া those songs of yours, অথবা you'll never get fired!
Mom: Peter! Don't talk like that to your mother!
Pete: Mom? How did আপনি get this number?

Everypony here enjoys working here. Except Gordon, and Orion.

Conductor: All aboard!
Nikki: *Finishes লেখা the letter*

Write back to me as soon as আপনি can.

Your loving sister, Nikki.

The brown earth টাট্টু stared out of the window, as her train leaves the station.

The End

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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 Robotnik: Pingas!
Robotnik: Pingas!
This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my পছন্দ monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a তালিকা to celebrate this coming হ্যালোইন with infamish half-man half-wolf

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#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..


#9: নেকড়ে (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten দ্বারা a নেকড়ে while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Fillydelphia, 1992

Case বিস্কুট is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this টাট্টু named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my বন্দুক from the দস্তানা compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told আপনি that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: নমস্কার Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
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 Sick design, "okay" character
Sick design, "okay" character
This movie series has been আরো অথবা less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider টাট্টু video]
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Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" হাতি of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...
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#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed দ্বারা agreeing to a secret meeting with ব্যক্ত person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...
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So I watched 2 চলচ্চিত্র for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people প্রণয় my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any আরো Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. দ্বারা nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...
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Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated দ্বারা THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined দ্বারা over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...
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#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, অথবা the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make আপনি hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..


#2:...
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#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive আপনি to extremes. But আপনি know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your পছন্দ author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.


#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved দ্বারা অনুরাগী for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin দ্বারা utterly devastating Batman, and one...
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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main উৎস of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy দস্তানা while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his ওয়াচম্যান screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. অথবা the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 মিনিট of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 মিনিট watching some poor woman getting assaulted দ্বারা hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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In my opinion, it's আরো depressing than scary


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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom প্রথমপাতা in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 বছর old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...
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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins অভিনয় weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes আরো and আরো paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than আপনি think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if আপনি prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun অথবা machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene আপনি always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did আপনি say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see আপনি as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing আপনি to do something আপনি don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I ব্যক্ত আপনি had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are আপনি honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's আরো popular, and probably was on ইউটিউব FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have আরো অথবা less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit আরো hilarious..
As all TRUE মেটালিকা অনুরাগী know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell আপনি what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. আরো for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin প্রণয় the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders রামধনু Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes কাপকেক normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen দ্বারা his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated দ্বারা how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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