Demotivational KND posters

"That's stupid!" Wally and Lexi ব্যক্ত simulataneously.
"But it's perfect! We just take what we need অথবা the last periods of the দিন and we're প্রথমপাতা free!"
"Actually, that IS a good idea..." Abby said.
Kiki smirked.
"See? At least SOMEONE likes my ideas!"
Kacey rolled her eyes. Kiki opened her locker.
"Alright, toss whatever আপনি don't nessicarily need in here."
Several of the kids tossed their stuff in.
"C'mon Raleigh, do আপনি REALLY need the Goldfish?"
"YES. I'll die without it!"
"She will, too! I've seen her do it." Kacey added.
Abby did a facepalm.
Kiki looked at Val.
"What?"
"Empty the pockets."
"But-"
"NOW."...

The vicar had been speaking for what felt like a full hour. Tommy was half asleep, along with Abigail’s 7-year-old niece, AJ (Short for Abigail Junior. She also has a sister called CJ-Short for Cree Junior) the service was almost over. Hoagie and Abby both ব্যক্ত their wedding vows. Hoagie went first. He said:
“Abigail, ever since I first laid my eyes on you, when I was placed in your sector when we were in the Kids পরবর্তি Door, I immediately knew that আপনি would be the one for me. I will admit that I was trying to keep it a secret from you, but now I can honestly say I প্রণয় YOU!”
It was then...