[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this প্রবন্ধ is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]
This প্রবন্ধ is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.
Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly আপনি are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say আপনি are calling a demon, some say আপনি are calling an earthbound spirit, others say it is the spirit of someone who has a grudge against you, and finally, my favorite, that আপনি are creating a mirror image of yourself. Whatever it is আপনি have called into your home, আপনি are binding it inside the body of a stuffed animal, like a possession. I have read both that the spirit will stay inside the animal and use its form to find you, and that the spirit will actually take form separate of the doll. I think a lot of what each person experiences depends mostly on what they consciously অথবা subconsciously expect to happen.
The ways to play the game are also varied, but I would like to তালিকা every way I’ve found so far.
First, আপনি gather the items needed for the game.
A stuffed animal with two arms and legs, some say that this cannot be a doll resembling a human because the spirit may not leave the doll, and cannot be a doll আপনি cherish for the same reason.
ধান to fill the doll with.
Scissors
Nail clippers (the traditional way to play is to cut some of your own nails to put inside the doll, some people believe any part of your body; skin, blood, hair, anything will work, but others believe only nail clippings are safe.) Using any part of another person would curse them, so please don’t do so! If multiple people play use nail clippings from every person.
A needle and red Thread, enough to sew the doll shut after putting the ধান in and then wind around the doll several times, as if to bind it.
A sharp instrument to stab the doll with (Traditionally a ছুরি is used, but many believe the safest way to go is to use a needle, অথবা even a pencil because if the spirit would find আপনি it would stab আপনি with the same thing আপনি used to stab it.)
A wash basin, sink, tub, অথবা anything that will hold enough water to submerge the doll.
The most important part!! A glass full of alcohol অথবা salt water. Be warned if আপনি intend to use alcohol, traditionally Japanese Sake is thought to be the only thing that really works, because some believe it to be pure. It is probably safest to use salt water because every telling agrees that this can be used.
Now, before we go into how to play, I would like to explain what each part of the doll is meant to represent. The doll itself is a body for the entity আপনি create/summon to inhabit. The ধান is both thought to be an offering for the spirit to make it strong, and to represent the innards of the body. The red thread represents blood vessels and binds the entity inside the doll. And the most interesting part, the fingernails are thought either to be a representation of আপনি to focus the spirits anger, a representation of আপনি to focus the curse your placing upon yourself, অথবা a representation of আপনি to help create your mirror self.
Alright, now on to how to play.
First, cut open your doll and take out all the stuffing, replace it with the rice.
Sew your doll shut with the red thread and use the rest to bind the পুতুল arms and legs, মোড়ানো it around the doll as many times as আপনি can and tie it off.
Name the doll anything but your own name. Some people think it will curse another person if আপনি name the doll after them, so please refrain from doing so!
Wait until dark, some believe it has to be 3:00 AM while others believe its fine to do it at any time after dark. Make sure আপনি are the only one in the house!
Any other people অথবা possibly even pets could be found দ্বারা the entity and killed. Some people say multiple people can play together in which case each person takes a turn being “it” and finding the doll, the doll goes last. But traditionally the game is played alone.
When your ready to start the game, take your sink/tub/basin and fill it with water.
Turn off all the lights in the house, আপনি may leave a TV on. Some say আপনি should leave one TV on near your hiding place and what happens to the TV tells আপনি what the spirit is doing. Some say আপনি can leave all your TVs on, but only set to static.
আপনি should have a hiding place picked out before starting the ritual! The hiding place should be easily secured, like a closet, some say আপনি should lock the door, others say this is a hazard and আপনি should leave all doors including the outside door unlocked for a quick escape if necessary. Still others say আপনি should never leave the house until the game is over, but they didn’t specify why. It may be wise to protect your hiding place দ্বারা pouring a ring of salt around it, like inside all the walls of a closet, and আপনি should include any religious symbols আপনি believe in and feel are protective.
Some people say it is a good idea to keep some বন্ধু safely outside in case আপনি need to call them for help, but because some other people say they have even found the doll outside the house this may not be safe. Keep a cellphone set to silent with আপনি at all times.
Now, to start the ritual. Stand over your container of water holding your doll and say three times
“(your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it.” Some have ব্যক্ত আপনি have to speak to the doll in a stern voice.
Now drop your stuffed animal into the water, walk into another room of the house and count to ten.
Walk back into the room where the stuffed animal is, pick it up and say “(Dolls name) I found you!” Stab the doll. Then say “Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it!”
Drop the doll back into the water with the item আপনি stabbed it with and quickly but quietly go to your hiding place carrying your salt water অথবা alcohol. Now, at this point some people say আপনি have to put the water in your mouth right after stabbing the doll and proclaiming it “it” while others say আপনি only need to keep the water with আপনি to use as আপনি leave your hiding place.
Stay perfectly quiet while hiding! This is very important because if আপনি are found, even if আপনি only used a pencil to stab the doll something bad will happen to you. Some people have ব্যক্ত the spirit will be inside the hiding place with them, pulling on hair and breathing down their neck. If আপনি suspect the spirit is inside your hiding place put the water in your mouth if আপনি haven’t already! This will protect আপনি from the spirit. Most say they hear the spirit moving around the house looking for them, calling out their name, even yelling and cussing at them to get them to come out. I would advise আপনি not to. Others have ব্যক্ত the TV changes channels, changes volume, অথবা turns off and on.
Now here is another place the tellings change, some say আপনি should only play this game for two hours অথবা less অথবা the spirit could become too powerful to dispel. Others say আপনি should play until the sun rises. Whichever আপনি choose to believe, when it is time to end the game, অথবা আপনি are too scared to continue the following is the proper way to end the game and dispel the entity. Please, if আপনি play this game do not quit without ending the game! Please follow these instructions!
When আপনি are ready to end the game fill your mouth as much as আপনি can with the salt water. This is only my opinion but I would wait until it sounds like the spirit is not in the পরবর্তি room, অথবা if আপনি hear it on the other side of the house – not between আপনি and where আপনি expect the doll to be. Carry the rest of the water with আপনি and quietly make your way to the doll. Many have ব্যক্ত the doll is not always where they left it, so be prepared to খুঁজুন the house for the doll, and the sharp tool still may not be with it. Some say আপনি should only look অগ্রবর্তী at this point, not behind you.
When আপনি find the doll spit the salt water over it, some say আপনি should also pour the rest of the water still in the glass over the doll as well. Close your eyes and say “I win! I win! I win!” The game is over.
Many say আপনি should now go through the house and turn all the lights back on.
The পরবর্তি part is extremely important! Dry the doll as soon as possible and burn it! Every telling I've read says that if আপনি don’t burn the doll, the game is over but the spirit is not dispelled অথবা banished and could still hurt you!
I have read separate from this legend that আপনি should burn evil things with salt to purify them. Sense I haven’t heard this with the legend of Hitori Kakurenbo the choice is up to you. Some people also say আপনি should call an exorcist অথবা priest to be sure. My personal opinion is that stating out loud that the spirit is no longer allowed in your house অথবা near আপনি may also work. Some tellings say that আপনি should now spray salt water in all the corners of your প্রথমপাতা to purify it.
And there আপনি have it. As long as আপনি followed the rules আপনি may be OK. There is really no way to know. That’s why so many people would advise আপনি not to play Hitori Kakurenbo.
I hope this was informative, if not interesting to read. And if আপনি for some reckless reason decide to actually try this game, please do let me know what happened!
This প্রবন্ধ is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.
Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly আপনি are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say আপনি are calling a demon, some say আপনি are calling an earthbound spirit, others say it is the spirit of someone who has a grudge against you, and finally, my favorite, that আপনি are creating a mirror image of yourself. Whatever it is আপনি have called into your home, আপনি are binding it inside the body of a stuffed animal, like a possession. I have read both that the spirit will stay inside the animal and use its form to find you, and that the spirit will actually take form separate of the doll. I think a lot of what each person experiences depends mostly on what they consciously অথবা subconsciously expect to happen.
The ways to play the game are also varied, but I would like to তালিকা every way I’ve found so far.
First, আপনি gather the items needed for the game.
A stuffed animal with two arms and legs, some say that this cannot be a doll resembling a human because the spirit may not leave the doll, and cannot be a doll আপনি cherish for the same reason.
ধান to fill the doll with.
Scissors
Nail clippers (the traditional way to play is to cut some of your own nails to put inside the doll, some people believe any part of your body; skin, blood, hair, anything will work, but others believe only nail clippings are safe.) Using any part of another person would curse them, so please don’t do so! If multiple people play use nail clippings from every person.
A needle and red Thread, enough to sew the doll shut after putting the ধান in and then wind around the doll several times, as if to bind it.
A sharp instrument to stab the doll with (Traditionally a ছুরি is used, but many believe the safest way to go is to use a needle, অথবা even a pencil because if the spirit would find আপনি it would stab আপনি with the same thing আপনি used to stab it.)
A wash basin, sink, tub, অথবা anything that will hold enough water to submerge the doll.
The most important part!! A glass full of alcohol অথবা salt water. Be warned if আপনি intend to use alcohol, traditionally Japanese Sake is thought to be the only thing that really works, because some believe it to be pure. It is probably safest to use salt water because every telling agrees that this can be used.
Now, before we go into how to play, I would like to explain what each part of the doll is meant to represent. The doll itself is a body for the entity আপনি create/summon to inhabit. The ধান is both thought to be an offering for the spirit to make it strong, and to represent the innards of the body. The red thread represents blood vessels and binds the entity inside the doll. And the most interesting part, the fingernails are thought either to be a representation of আপনি to focus the spirits anger, a representation of আপনি to focus the curse your placing upon yourself, অথবা a representation of আপনি to help create your mirror self.
Alright, now on to how to play.
First, cut open your doll and take out all the stuffing, replace it with the rice.
Sew your doll shut with the red thread and use the rest to bind the পুতুল arms and legs, মোড়ানো it around the doll as many times as আপনি can and tie it off.
Name the doll anything but your own name. Some people think it will curse another person if আপনি name the doll after them, so please refrain from doing so!
Wait until dark, some believe it has to be 3:00 AM while others believe its fine to do it at any time after dark. Make sure আপনি are the only one in the house!
Any other people অথবা possibly even pets could be found দ্বারা the entity and killed. Some people say multiple people can play together in which case each person takes a turn being “it” and finding the doll, the doll goes last. But traditionally the game is played alone.
When your ready to start the game, take your sink/tub/basin and fill it with water.
Turn off all the lights in the house, আপনি may leave a TV on. Some say আপনি should leave one TV on near your hiding place and what happens to the TV tells আপনি what the spirit is doing. Some say আপনি can leave all your TVs on, but only set to static.
আপনি should have a hiding place picked out before starting the ritual! The hiding place should be easily secured, like a closet, some say আপনি should lock the door, others say this is a hazard and আপনি should leave all doors including the outside door unlocked for a quick escape if necessary. Still others say আপনি should never leave the house until the game is over, but they didn’t specify why. It may be wise to protect your hiding place দ্বারা pouring a ring of salt around it, like inside all the walls of a closet, and আপনি should include any religious symbols আপনি believe in and feel are protective.
Some people say it is a good idea to keep some বন্ধু safely outside in case আপনি need to call them for help, but because some other people say they have even found the doll outside the house this may not be safe. Keep a cellphone set to silent with আপনি at all times.
Now, to start the ritual. Stand over your container of water holding your doll and say three times
“(your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it.” Some have ব্যক্ত আপনি have to speak to the doll in a stern voice.
Now drop your stuffed animal into the water, walk into another room of the house and count to ten.
Walk back into the room where the stuffed animal is, pick it up and say “(Dolls name) I found you!” Stab the doll. Then say “Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it!”
Drop the doll back into the water with the item আপনি stabbed it with and quickly but quietly go to your hiding place carrying your salt water অথবা alcohol. Now, at this point some people say আপনি have to put the water in your mouth right after stabbing the doll and proclaiming it “it” while others say আপনি only need to keep the water with আপনি to use as আপনি leave your hiding place.
Stay perfectly quiet while hiding! This is very important because if আপনি are found, even if আপনি only used a pencil to stab the doll something bad will happen to you. Some people have ব্যক্ত the spirit will be inside the hiding place with them, pulling on hair and breathing down their neck. If আপনি suspect the spirit is inside your hiding place put the water in your mouth if আপনি haven’t already! This will protect আপনি from the spirit. Most say they hear the spirit moving around the house looking for them, calling out their name, even yelling and cussing at them to get them to come out. I would advise আপনি not to. Others have ব্যক্ত the TV changes channels, changes volume, অথবা turns off and on.
Now here is another place the tellings change, some say আপনি should only play this game for two hours অথবা less অথবা the spirit could become too powerful to dispel. Others say আপনি should play until the sun rises. Whichever আপনি choose to believe, when it is time to end the game, অথবা আপনি are too scared to continue the following is the proper way to end the game and dispel the entity. Please, if আপনি play this game do not quit without ending the game! Please follow these instructions!
When আপনি are ready to end the game fill your mouth as much as আপনি can with the salt water. This is only my opinion but I would wait until it sounds like the spirit is not in the পরবর্তি room, অথবা if আপনি hear it on the other side of the house – not between আপনি and where আপনি expect the doll to be. Carry the rest of the water with আপনি and quietly make your way to the doll. Many have ব্যক্ত the doll is not always where they left it, so be prepared to খুঁজুন the house for the doll, and the sharp tool still may not be with it. Some say আপনি should only look অগ্রবর্তী at this point, not behind you.
When আপনি find the doll spit the salt water over it, some say আপনি should also pour the rest of the water still in the glass over the doll as well. Close your eyes and say “I win! I win! I win!” The game is over.
Many say আপনি should now go through the house and turn all the lights back on.
The পরবর্তি part is extremely important! Dry the doll as soon as possible and burn it! Every telling I've read says that if আপনি don’t burn the doll, the game is over but the spirit is not dispelled অথবা banished and could still hurt you!
I have read separate from this legend that আপনি should burn evil things with salt to purify them. Sense I haven’t heard this with the legend of Hitori Kakurenbo the choice is up to you. Some people also say আপনি should call an exorcist অথবা priest to be sure. My personal opinion is that stating out loud that the spirit is no longer allowed in your house অথবা near আপনি may also work. Some tellings say that আপনি should now spray salt water in all the corners of your প্রথমপাতা to purify it.
And there আপনি have it. As long as আপনি followed the rules আপনি may be OK. There is really no way to know. That’s why so many people would advise আপনি not to play Hitori Kakurenbo.
I hope this was informative, if not interesting to read. And if আপনি for some reckless reason decide to actually try this game, please do let me know what happened!
Porter: নমস্কার guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, নমস্কার HOW DID আপনি NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well আপনি were to busy chasing sonic আপনি didn't listen to me when I ব্যক্ত I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: আপনি don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell আপনি later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, নমস্কার HOW DID আপনি NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well আপনি were to busy chasing sonic আপনি didn't listen to me when I ব্যক্ত I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: আপনি don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell আপনি later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like আপনি can't do it)
cRYPT: I want আপনি to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like আপনি can't do it)
cRYPT: I want আপনি to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Porter: all this is just because আপনি could not get along with Zalgo!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as আপনি most all of আপনি know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent পাহাড় for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell আপনি due to আপনি guys having some বন্ধু there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: আপনি owe me! আপনি have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as আপনি most all of আপনি know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent পাহাড় for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell আপনি due to আপনি guys having some বন্ধু there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: আপনি owe me! আপনি have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Lucius: আপনি know buddy, since your on death row I should tell আপনি something... আপনি better be grateful I'M killing you... আপনি could have been killed দ্বারা a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told আপনি that, TO HEAVEN অথবা HELL FUC*ER!
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven অথবা hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the প্রশ্ন is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven অথবা hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the প্রশ্ন is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the দুধ and আপনি a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill আপনি Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the দুধ and আপনি a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill আপনি Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Slender: নমস্কার can আপনি tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't আপনি the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do আপনি want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: আপনি are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't আপনি the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do আপনি want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: আপনি are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative লেখা kinda ran out today...
Lucius: আপনি better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot আপনি were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative লেখা kinda ran out today...
Lucius: আপনি better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot আপনি were here...
Lucius: so... আপনি live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided দ্বারা SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a হৃদয় attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: আপনি know he is passed out and he can't hear আপনি right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided দ্বারা SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a হৃদয় attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: আপনি know he is passed out and he can't hear আপনি right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: নমস্কার it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no আপনি did not!
Zalgo: ok আপনি caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell আপনি after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: আপনি back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do আপনি realize what আপনি are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... আপনি know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no আপনি did not!
Zalgo: ok আপনি caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell আপনি after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: আপনি back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do আপনি realize what আপনি are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... আপনি know what to do
Observer: finally...