Slender: নমস্কার can আপনি tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't আপনি the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do আপনি want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: আপনি are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't আপনি the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do আপনি want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: আপনি are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative লেখা kinda ran out today...
Lucius: আপনি better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot আপনি were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative লেখা kinda ran out today...
Lucius: আপনি better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot আপনি were here...
Lucius: so... আপনি live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided দ্বারা SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a হৃদয় attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: আপনি know he is passed out and he can't hear আপনি right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided দ্বারা SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a হৃদয় attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: আপনি know he is passed out and he can't hear আপনি right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: নমস্কার it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no আপনি did not!
Zalgo: ok আপনি caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell আপনি after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: আপনি back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do আপনি realize what আপনি are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... আপনি know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no আপনি did not!
Zalgo: ok আপনি caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell আপনি after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: আপনি back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do আপনি realize what আপনি are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... আপনি know what to do
Observer: finally...
Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like আপনি Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... আপনি couldn't help yourself. but now আপনি are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do আপনি know why আপনি are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are আপনি ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do আপনি know why আপনি are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are আপনি ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his বন্ধু are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather আরো members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go দ্বারা myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: আপনি two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his বন্ধু are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather আরো members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go দ্বারা myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: আপনি two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I প্রকাশ this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please ভালুক with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch আপনি if they think আপনি know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I প্রকাশ this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please ভালুক with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch আপনি if they think আপনি know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.