In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like নমস্কার are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me আপনি freak আপনি tried to kill me dammit Get away from me. Yet she takes Edward Yes the Edward who allegedly "punched a ragged hole through my chest" ( Her word not mine) And made her into an insane dulesional pscotic adrenaline junkie. I soo would not have done that it is part of my personal rulebook Never let a man play mind games with আপনি and that is what Edward is doing to her. Yet she is all Oh of course my hot Vampire B/F (soon to fiancee) nothing atall matters now that আপনি are here not even my best frien Jacob (who I am in প্রণয় with) I প্রণয় you. OMFG! Sm really needs to get rid of Mary sue!!!
My opinion of Edward Cullen
Make no mistakes I am team Edward but with reservations... In the বই he seems all nice and romantic but whether that is আরো to do with when he was "reborn" as a "Glorius immortal God" of a Meyerpire but maybe it has আরো to do with maybe SM's প্রণয় life is lacking somewhat... but anyway back to my original point In the flim they make him a brash arrogant moody sonovabitch and he is 108 i mean a 108 বছর old guy dating a 17 বছর old Mary sue hmmm... I don't mean to be disrespectful each to their own and all that but do আপনি (the very much loved reader of this article) think Bella would see anything in him If he DID look his age? I think not. So If perchanceEdward and Bella did not end up together what would SM's story have been like then hmm? Interesting thought for আপনি all isn't it? So that is the real প্রশ্ন my friends, is Stephanie meyers প্রণয় life lacking? Is Edward an arrogant Brute অথবা a control freak অথবা is he Jealos of Bellas relationship with Jacob Black (the wetrewolf অথবা is shapeshifter আরো apprpriate with whom she is in প্রণয় with) and does not want to lose her?
Please মতামত on the effectiveness of the point of my প্রবন্ধ hope আপনি enjoyed পাঠ করা it.
অথবা as Bella would say arrrghhh my হৃদয় আপনি have cruelly torn out my হৃদয় and stamped jumped and then spat on with your sparkly Meyerpirelube and left me to wither like a dying plant. *sob sob* hahaha!!!
Oh hang on a moment also could someone please enlighten me as to why he is with her? Because I have no ida. If I were Edward I would have succumbed to "the unbearably sweet fragrance" of her blood and killed her. He would have been much better off and it would make a better story!
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like নমস্কার are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me আপনি freak আপনি tried to kill me dammit Get away from me. Yet she takes Edward Yes the Edward who allegedly "punched a ragged hole through my chest" ( Her word not mine) And made her into an insane dulesional pscotic adrenaline junkie. I soo would not have done that it is part of my personal rulebook Never let a man play mind games with আপনি and that is what Edward is doing to her. Yet she is all Oh of course my hot Vampire B/F (soon to fiancee) nothing atall matters now that আপনি are here not even my best frien Jacob (who I am in প্রণয় with) I প্রণয় you. OMFG! Sm really needs to get rid of Mary sue!!!
My opinion of Edward Cullen
Make no mistakes I am team Edward but with reservations... In the বই he seems all nice and romantic but whether that is আরো to do with when he was "reborn" as a "Glorius immortal God" of a Meyerpire but maybe it has আরো to do with maybe SM's প্রণয় life is lacking somewhat... but anyway back to my original point In the flim they make him a brash arrogant moody sonovabitch and he is 108 i mean a 108 বছর old guy dating a 17 বছর old Mary sue hmmm... I don't mean to be disrespectful each to their own and all that but do আপনি (the very much loved reader of this article) think Bella would see anything in him If he DID look his age? I think not. So If perchanceEdward and Bella did not end up together what would SM's story have been like then hmm? Interesting thought for আপনি all isn't it? So that is the real প্রশ্ন my friends, is Stephanie meyers প্রণয় life lacking? Is Edward an arrogant Brute অথবা a control freak অথবা is he Jealos of Bellas relationship with Jacob Black (the wetrewolf অথবা is shapeshifter আরো apprpriate with whom she is in প্রণয় with) and does not want to lose her?
Please মতামত on the effectiveness of the point of my প্রবন্ধ hope আপনি enjoyed পাঠ করা it.
অথবা as Bella would say arrrghhh my হৃদয় আপনি have cruelly torn out my হৃদয় and stamped jumped and then spat on with your sparkly Meyerpirelube and left me to wither like a dying plant. *sob sob* hahaha!!!
Oh hang on a moment also could someone please enlighten me as to why he is with her? Because I have no ida. If I were Edward I would have succumbed to "the unbearably sweet fragrance" of her blood and killed her. He would have been much better off and it would make a better story!
Credit: Very Demotivational
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
