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twilight

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anti edward

die

hpfan8, Riga93 and 16 others like this

Matsy23 pfft XD

Plenilunio Go, Charlton!

EYBanuelos LOL!

katana64 now thats what i call politics

Team_Carlisle WOOW I would vote for him as long as he left carlisle alone KIll EDWARD KILL HIM!!!!

HPFan4Eever When fangirls say "Team Edward" they miss one word.... Team KILL Edward That's the real title :D

MadamOcta13 LOL Vote Freedom is in the background.

tomfeltonfan44 That's politics!

SuperVamp505 YES!!!! What would make this picture better would be Buffy, Angel and Spike in the background shouting "YA!!!" with stakes in their hand

Fruit_Cake yes Kill him and the other 1

foopetsrule KILL THE SPARE!!! LOL

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An open letter from Edward to antis

posted by Asvini

The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. অথবা a joke quickly written দ্বারা me because it's been ages since I পোষ্ট হয়েছে here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros অথবা antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear আপনি hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight অগ্রবর্তী suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...

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Don't Watch the চলচ্চিত্র First

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off দ্বারা saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The অভিনয় is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written দ্বারা a five বছর old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...

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The Results of the Story Time Game...

posted by renrae

If আপনি have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into প্রবন্ধ ফোরাম thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One দিন Bella fell over while being chased দ্বারা Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and ব্যক্ত - "Edward, what are আপনি doing? আপনি know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

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IS SM into brain-washing?

posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me অথবা is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. পরবর্তি she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack আপনি rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes আপনি guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear স্বর্ণ contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade অথবা ক্র্যানবেরি রস (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when আপনি are screaming it at his...

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What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I পোষ্ট হয়েছে this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral অনুরাগী opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd প্রণয় to read মতামত if আপনি have any, অথবা আপনি can just skip this প্রবন্ধ :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of প্রণয় and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of প্রশ্ন and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

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Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

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Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, বেড়ালছানা and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of আপনি are in trouble অথবা anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m লেখা this as a reminder to all of আপনি before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if আপনি haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of আপনি who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material আপনি জমা করুন stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended আপনি and why আপনি find it offensive. If it’s something serious অথবা happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back আপনি up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward অথবা gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked দ্বারা a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight অনুরাগী do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot অথবা any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle ছুরি

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions আপনি may have garnered from the শিরোনাম of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when পাঠ করা Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when পাঠ করা Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think আপনি can call yourself a vegetarian if আপনি don't eat things like people অথবা those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people পাঠ করা the বই also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things আপনি need to know-

This প্রবন্ধ is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this প্রবন্ধ is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a বড়দিন বৃক্ষ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what আপনি are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much আপনি mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: আপনি know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do আপনি kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her বই and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward আপনি suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether আপনি hate Twilight so much it fills আপনি with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, অথবা প্রণয় it so much আপনি plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent আপনি from marrying a book, অথবা perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. আপনি hear the name 'Edward', আপনি think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' আপনি think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' আপনি think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new চলচ্চিত্র come out and even after it's all been done for about a মাস অথবা so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do আপনি think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her উত্তর sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually ব্যক্ত was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that দুশ্চরিত্রা bella is his...

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যেভাবে খুশী little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 মিনিট go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say আপনি dont choose love, প্রণয় choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to প্রণয় them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand অথবা get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ even though i have so much আরো i would like to let out.

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This প্রবন্ধ may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I প্রণয় you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so আপনি have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the প্রণয় of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, আপনি sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 বছর olds and 17 বছর olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice অথবা animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton অথবা the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style প্রতীকী despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it দ্বারা a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...