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Interesting facts all about the Twilight Saga বই and movies.

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This Critical Analysis of Twilight অনুরাগীদের শিল্প might contain সাইন, পোস্টার, টেক্সট, and চকবোর্ড.

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a বড়দিন বৃক্ষ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what আপনি are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much আপনি mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: আপনি know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do আপনি kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her বই and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward আপনি suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether আপনি hate Twilight so much it fills আপনি with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, অথবা প্রণয় it so much আপনি plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent আপনি from marrying a book, অথবা perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. আপনি hear the name 'Edward', আপনি think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' আপনি think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' আপনি think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new চলচ্চিত্র come out and even after it's all been done for about a মাস অথবা so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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My C.A.T Family (what boredom can do to you)

posted by Myf_1992

As the শিরোনাম suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if আপনি don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do আপনি think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her উত্তর sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually ব্যক্ত was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that দুশ্চরিত্রা bella is his...

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যেভাবে খুশী little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 মিনিট go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say আপনি dont choose love, প্রণয় choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to প্রণয় them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand অথবা get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ even though i have so much আরো i would like to let out.

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Why Can't I Stop Visiting the C.A.T. Spot?

posted by laureng114

Ever since its সাম্প্রতিক creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The ফোরাম are always buzzing.
I absolutely প্রণয় visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the মতামত are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG আপনি প্রণয় (insert...

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This প্রবন্ধ may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I প্রণয় you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so আপনি have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the প্রণয় of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, আপনি sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 বছর olds and 17 বছর olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice অথবা animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton অথবা the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style প্রতীকী despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it দ্বারা a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a অনুরাগী of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, অথবা adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Team ____________

added by Jasper_LUVER

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It's finally happened: A vampire book worse than Twilight (spoilers)

posted by classicalexpert

It's called "Daughter of Darkness" দ্বারা V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 বছর old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused দ্বারা their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation অথবা abuse. আপনি have to read between the...

Good Job! But is it your job to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why আপনি should have too.

In my mind, when an লেখক creates a story with a new অথবা different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...

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100 Reasons why Twilight Suck

posted by XxGigglesxX

1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

added by sapherequeen

Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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Visions, and how different characters use them...

added by this-is-my-name

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Twilight Funny Pictures

added by marthatsal

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My Letter to Stephanie Meyer

posted by TriaRose

Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As আপনি have probably guessed, I am লেখা to আপনি concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the বই as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 অথবা so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then আপনি throw in three...

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Are the Cullens good heroes/heroines?

posted by MCRTS

After পাঠ করা the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" দ্বারা bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella রাজহাঁস a heroine. If আপনি do, আপনি have got a really great deal of imagination, অথবা a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight অনুরাগী would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...

The Twilight Saga as a Subconscious Retelling of a Family Drama: The Real Story

posted by songwave

Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the লেখক of Twilight অথবা her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this প্রবন্ধ is purely academic speculation inspired দ্বারা a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every অনুরাগী knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...