Undercover slayer?

added by Asvini

Source: Moxie Crimefighter, Twilightsucks.com

If the events of the book were just a cover for her to get close enough to Edward to slay him I think I can forgive her (though, seriously girl, there are easier ways to get the job done)

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This Critical Analysis of Twilight ছবি contains প্রতিকৃতি, ধনু, and চতুর.

skittyseven, -aliceCullen13- and 21 others like this

katiecain 'If the events of the book were just a cover for her to get close enough to Edward to slay him' that actually sounds like a really good book!

kayleebabee yeah wanna get a pettition where cullens die lolage

Mrs-Grint If that happend....-sigh- I would have ALOT more respect for S.Meyer..

renrae YOU HAD TO POST THIS. This is the next caption contest image!! *bangs head on table* Ah, well. 5 stars.

Asvini Oops on the caption pic sniping *joins in head banging* you know, with every bang I feel my IQ dropping a bit. Do you think that's what happened to Bella? Maybe she was perfectly smart and rational (since the books seem to want us to believe she's fairly book smart at least) until she did something head-bang worthy and she bumped herself down to 'Edward loving' intellect. Ok, I have scared myself and am going to stop head banging immediately, lest it lead to love of sparkly vampires.

DraculaPWNS This picture stole my fanfic ideas. : (

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Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

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Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, বেড়ালছানা and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of আপনি are in trouble অথবা anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m লেখা this as a reminder to all of আপনি before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if আপনি haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of আপনি who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material আপনি জমা করুন stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended আপনি and why আপনি find it offensive. If it’s something serious অথবা happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back আপনি up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward অথবা gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked দ্বারা a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight অনুরাগী do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot অথবা any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle ছুরি

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions আপনি may have garnered from the শিরোনাম of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when পাঠ করা Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when পাঠ করা Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think আপনি can call yourself a vegetarian if আপনি don't eat things like people অথবা those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people পাঠ করা the বই also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do আপনি think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her উত্তর sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually ব্যক্ত was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that দুশ্চরিত্রা bella is his...

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যেভাবে খুশী little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 মিনিট go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say আপনি dont choose love, প্রণয় choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to প্রণয় them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand অথবা get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ even though i have so much আরো i would like to let out.

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This প্রবন্ধ may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I প্রণয় you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so আপনি have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the প্রণয় of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, আপনি sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 বছর olds and 17 বছর olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice অথবা animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton অথবা the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style প্রতীকী despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it দ্বারা a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a অনুরাগী of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, অথবা adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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Twilight vs Dead Until Dark

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Hitler Was Not Dazzled দ্বারা Breaking Dawn

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete নেকড়ে-মানুষ have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...