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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but আরো often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would ভ্যাম্পায়ার go to high school?”, অথবা “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, অথবা can be logically theorized. These are usually followed দ্বারা “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, অথবা “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, অথবা my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if আপনি don't mind the lulz.
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete নেকড়ে-মানুষ have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about অথবা have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable অথবা hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see অনুরাগী feeling left out, singled out অথবা wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role মডেল সমাহার ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape অথবা form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in প্রণয় with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this প্রবন্ধ because recently I have found myself আরো constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much আরো awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give আপনি all the evidence আপনি will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight অনুরাগী trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I ব্যক্ত how much I প্রণয় this man?
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Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long পূর্বে and I noticed this one প্রশ্ন I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" অথবা something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the আরো সাম্প্রতিক ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid প্রশ্ন to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just মোছা this question, because I পোষ্ট হয়েছে it a বছর পূর্বে and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob আরো so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased দ্বারা crazed অনুরাগী girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this প্রবন্ধ is to explain the point of view of a Twilight অনুরাগী that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, ভ্যাম্পায়ার are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off দ্বারা saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight অনুরাগী making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. দ্বারা uneducated I mean অনুরাগী that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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Many people bash জনপ্রিয় চলচ্চিত্র because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept চলচ্চিত্র the way they come.

As a one time লেখক of a book called Elfin Magic (become a অনুরাগী of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers আপনি a direct line to the চলচ্চিত্র and the লেখক refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...
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