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I found these fascinating, thought আপনি guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow তারকা indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If আপনি are পাঠ করা this letter then আপনি have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If দ্বারা some unprecedented chance আপনি are পাঠ করা this and আপনি have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest আপনি put down this letter and leave now, অথবা the consequences for আপনি will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which আপনি must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate পরবর্তি to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him আপনি গাউন his teddy bear.

8. Tell him আপনি won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him আপনি were just kidding and ব্যক্ত teddy ভালুক has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, আপনি know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. আপনি throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. আপনি wear at least some black every day.

3. আপনি rip your clothes on purpose.

4. আপনি call people আপনি don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. আপনি yell "CRUCIO!" at people when আপনি get mad.

6. আপনি carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" অথবা an "L", আপনি accidentally type out a Bellatrix অথবা a Lestrange instead.

9. আপনি think her birthday should...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, আপনি know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. আপনি throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. আপনি wear at least some black every day.

3. আপনি rip your clothes on purpose.

4. আপনি call people আপনি don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. আপনি yell "CRUCIO!" at people when আপনি get mad.

6. আপনি carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" অথবা an "L", আপনি accidentally type out a Bellatrix অথবা a Lestrange instead.

9. আপনি think her birthday should...

A handy-dandy Wikihow প্রবন্ধ on how to make a horcrux, for all আপনি aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch অথবা wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide আপনি should not attempt to create a horcrux until আপনি can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s আরো to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do আপনি mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call আপনি Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would আপনি describe your relationship with the man known as...