My পরবর্তি interview is a very private affair and it is with the characters from Disney’s Aladdin. জুঁই it seems has some very strict requests and everything has to be just so অথবা the interview will be canceled. I am to interview them in one of Jasmines sitting rooms and the only people allowed are me, Aladdin, and Jasmine….but there we will be two Guards stationed at the door and Genie is going to make a brief appearance later and he will be bringing Jafar and Iago (Jasmine ব্যক্ত I am only allowed to ask them one প্রশ্ন each). Abu, the Sultan, and magic carpet have to go elsewhere, but Rajah is staying. Hopefully all goes well and we will get to finish the interview on a good note!

(once I am ushered in I notice আলাদীন and জুঁই lounging on comfy pillows surrounded দ্বারা snacks and drinks…I have a sit on the floor and take some খাবার offered me and begin my interview…very nervously….)


Me : (I clear my throat and apologize and make sure they know this is a অনুরাগী question…not mine) Jasmine, why are আপনি a bitch?

(I am sweating as she glares at me and even Raja and আলাদীন looks little worried…but then her angry look turns into a big grin and a wink)

Jasmine : Because I can get away with it.

(She tosses her head and laughs…but when আলাদীন starts laughing harder she hushes him and shakes her head no)

Me : Aladdin, Can't আপনি go one episode অথবা movie without telling a lie?!

(I do believe I just heard a snort from the princess and yep the tiger looks to be laughing too)

Al : I never told a lie!

(Aladdin looks a little upset, but well um…yeah)

Me:Jasmine, since আপনি প্রদর্শনী your belly so much why don't আপনি get a belly ring?

(I think আলাদীন just perked up…yeah now he is looking at জুঁই and shaking his head yes at her….)

Jasmine : Because I already have one in my ... well, আপনি know.

(I am not sure how to react…she is laughing, but আলাদীন is exchanging confused looks with the Tiger….I think I will just সরানো on)

Me:Aladdin, how did আপনি get Abu?

Al: He used to work for a group of রাস্তা performers. It was his job to steal the crowd's money. Then they hired me to help because he wasn't doing as well as they hoped. We got along, and after the gypsy people tried to kill us, he stuck around as my pet/ friend.

(That was so sweet and I start to tell him so and give him a hug, but জুঁই shoots me a nasty look and the tiger growls…oh well)

Me:Aladdin, do আপনি wash Carpet অথবা vacuum clean him/her?

Aladdin : "I tried once, but he backfired and dropped me in an ocean."

(I am not sure what to think, but জুঁই is rolling her eyes and shaking her head no…Aladdin looks a little pissed at this, but there is a protective tiger at his feet. so yeah…)

Me:Jasmine, why don't we ever see your servants?

Jasmine : They are afraid of me and stay away from my room because they are scared.

(I start to laugh, thinking she is joking, but I quickly turn it into a cough when I see Aladdin’s headshake and mouthed. she is serious…Dang…)

(Well Genie has just popped in and after a quick conversation with জুঁই about being off schedule I am allowed to ask him, Iago, and Jafar their individual questions…I start with Iago first because জুঁই looks real poised)

Me : Iago, how did আপনি end up with Jafar?

Iago : he found me when i was a little bird and he told me i could have everything i want if i helped him to govern the world he also taught me to talk.

(I start tot ell Jafar that was sweet, but I see him and জুঁই are glaring at each other and decide to ask the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন quick)

Me : Genie, who is your master before Aladdin?

Genie : Some stinky, oily man named Akem অথবা was luca অথবা maybe Dehghtbytyrvagha...I don't know his name...anyway he smelled like a goat শস্যাগার and looked like a goat শস্যাগার and kept wishing oddly enough for things dealing with....cabbages...meh....I have had some weird masters (and once অথবা twice a mistress...they are the WORSE), but AL ...ah AL...He is wonderful!

(He looks Like he wants to add আরো but জুঁই is looking very impatient so I go to Jafar's প্রশ্ন quickly)

Me : Jafar, what do আপনি like most from Jasmine?

Jafar : Well I like two things about জুঁই (evil laughter...winking suggestively) but what I want from her is her money and whatever else she would like to give (more evil laughter and nasty leering)

(at this point Genie has to leave quickly with the other two and আলাদীন is holding জুঁই back….unsavory words and very descriptive horrible things are being thrown around…man I really do not know how জুঁই comes up with these things…even poor Raja is hiding under a table…once the room is clear and everyone one is settled and I have told জুঁই several times she is pretty, we start again)

Me : Jasmine, how do আপনি stay so skinny?

Jasmine : Oh, আপনি know! Healthy diet, regular exercises, yada yada yada. If ya wanna get curves like meh, I recommend hula-hooping for 5-10 মিনিট 3 times, every other দিন for creating a foundation for your curves. Then start doing some ab work like crunches,pikes, and rowboats. If you're near a gym, GO ON THE ELLIPTICAL! It makes your butt look AMAZING and it helps create আরো of an ঘন্টা glass shape. But I guess I was just born with it, too :D

Me : So জুঁই have আপনি thought about having kids?

Jasmine : well mmmm... yes i like kids but is something i have to consult আলাদীন first ha-ha!

(Aladdin looks confused about the laughter but she just hushes him)

Me : Jasmine, was আলাদীন the first boy that আপনি really loved?

Jasmine:Yes! All the others were stuck up, snooty asses that my father chose!

Me : Jasmine, why do আপনি choose Rajah as your pet, how do আপনি get him, and how old were you??

Jasmine : He was a birth- দিন gift from my father, I was about 7 অথবা 8 and he was the best present father ever gave me!! I really wanted an হাতি that year, but Rajah is so much better! I have had him since he was a cub and we are always together, he is my only friend...or was till I met Abu, Genie, and Aladdin....now I am not so lonely.

(Rajah starts purring and we have to pause while জুঁই talks petting him and talking baby talk…Aladdin sits back and rolls his eyes, but smiles when she looks at him)

Me : Jasmine, do আপনি really think আলাদীন will be a good ruler??

Jasmine : If he can learn not to lie unless is absolutely necessary, I'm sure he will be a wonderful ruler!

(Aladdin looks like he wants to leave, but জুঁই puts her hand on his leg…and I think I just saw him wince?)

Me : জুঁই did আপনি ever want a sister অথবা brother?

Jasmine : Maybe a little sister but definitely not a brother- they're too pesky! But probably no, because my father would probably প্রণয় her আরো than me.

Me : Rajah, what kind of tiger are you? Arabian tiger অথবা what?

Rajah:Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah!!!

(Jasmine looks confused and seems to be a little miffed that I had the audacity to talk to HER tiger…but then she says…HE ব্যক্ত HE is an Arabian Tiger!..)

Me : Jasmine, before Aladdin, did আপনি find one prince that a little bit interested you? (perhaps looks, character...)

Jasmine : "Well, there was one... I forgot his name though. He was very handsome, even আরো handsome than Al. But he's got a rotten personality so I had to let Rajah chew his গাধা off."

(she starts laughing hysterically, but Al looks very pissed)

Me : Aladdin, Do আপনি have any girlfriends before জুঁই came in the picture???

Aladdin : Definitely I even got into বিছানা with them a few times.

(he looked smug and laughed for a সেকেন্ড before her fist hit him in the gut and then she looks at me with a big grin and says I am allowed one last প্রশ্ন and then I need to go …NOW…)

Me : Jasmine, প্রণয় your big earrings. Where'd আপনি get it?

Jasmine : I bought it in Morocco, while my dad was doing a state visit there.
(She smiles and says the guards will escort me out…but then she turns her back on me and I hear some very angry whispering between her and Al….Well I leave very quickly)
Well I believe the interview did not go too horribly bad and maybe the পরবর্তি few will have less angry inducing questions…we shall see. Thank আপনি to all that made this interview possible:

AnimaIuco ,Pink_Love, Samvoorhees,SweetPea2007, 2kn111, MagicPrincess ,chesire, sophy22,LightningRed, BelleAmie ,ppv, MmLuvXx ,dee389, and BKG201.