She crept down the corridor with a lit candle in her hand. Once she reached the outside of the mute girl's bedroom, she peered through the lock in the door knob. She saw the girl brushing her long red hair...and there was a voice...speaking in a Jamaican accent...Pea wondered who could possibly be in there with her. Her eye scanned the entire room through the keyhole but the girl was alone.
The Jamaican voice was telling her to bat her eyes and pucker her lips. Finally, as the girl fell asleep, মটর heard the voice kindly tell the girl she was completely hopeless. Princess Pea's curiosity got the best of her, as it tended to in most juicy situations. She creaked open the door as stealthily as possible and tiptoed in. There was no one there. Although মটর did notice a little red কাঁকড়া snoozing on the pillow, she knew crabs couldn't talk so she returned to her own bedroom. While falling asleep, মটর decided that tomorrow when Eric took the two girls on a tour of his kingdom, she would just have to be the আরো appealing vixen. Luckily for Pea, the art of seduction was one of her strong points.
Throughout the পরবর্তি two days, Princess মটর used every trick in the book to make herself look good in front of Eric and make the ginger look like nothing আরো than a nickel-per-night hooker. Unfortunately, both the girls could see Eric's হৃদয় belonged to the mysterious maiden who had rescued him from drowning.
"All I'm saying is what kind of psycho sleeps with a কাঁকড়া on her pillow?" whispered মটর to Eric while the three of them sat in a row নৌকা পরবর্তি to a lagoon. "I mean, what's she gonna do next? Shave her pits using a swordfish as a razor? The girl's not normal."
Eric ignored Pea's rude remark and was এনচ্যান্টেড দ্বারা the beautiful redhead's blue eyes. Suddenly, the Jamaican voice reappeared and started গান গাওয়া to Eric, trying to convince him to চুম্বন the girl. The entire swamp burst into song and just as Pea's worst nightmare was about to come true, the নৌকা tipped. Eric, knowing মটর couldn't swim, carried her onto land and মটর thanked the fates for tipping the নৌকা before Eric had a chance to চুম্বন the voiceless maiden, whose name was Ariel according to the Jamaican voice.
The পরবর্তি day, মটর was finally ready to sink her claws in and win Eric's হৃদয় over once and for all...but she was horrified to see Eric standing with another girl in his arms...and a completely unexpected one at that! Some brunette with a devilish grin.
"Man," মটর said, "The skinny girl with ketchup coloured hair was one thing but now I have to deal with this skank too?"
That evening, a little before sunset, Eric's wedding ship departed into the sea. মটর and the mute girl both stood on the pier and watched. Ariel was crying, devastation written দ্বারা her tears. Pea, on the other hand, hadn't quite প্রদত্ত up.
"Well, don't just sit there!" she yelled. "Hell, I'd even rather see আপনি end up with him over that beeyotch! Come on, we can talk him out of it, it's not too late!"
The girl thought for a moment and smiled. She ঘুঘু into the ocean. Suddenly, the little কাঁকড়া that seemed to stalk her rolled a barrel into the water and told a chubby yellow মাছ to carry them to the নৌকা as fast as his fins possibly could. মটর and the redhead held onto the barrel and reached the ship. They helped each other up and got on board, where mayem had ensued. Birds and seals were all attacking Eric's bride and finally, a seagull ripped off the bride's seashell নেকলেস and it smashed on the wooden floor. A beautiful গান গাওয়া voice emerged and went into Red's mouth.
"Ariel?" ব্যক্ত Eric.
"Eric!" cried Ariel.
"You...you can talk! You're the one, it was you all the time!"
The brunette beeyotch seemed incredibly peeved as the two প্রেমী reunited.
"Oh, Eric, I wanted to tell you-"
But just as the sunset slid beneath the horizon, Ariel fell to the ground, gasping in pain. Beneath her dress appeared a shimmering green tail.
"I knew there was something fishy about her!" chuckled Pea, wiping a tear from her eye. "God, I crack myself up."
Suddenly, the brunette bride began to cackle wickedly as she transformed into a morbidly obese purple skinned sea-witch, with fat tentacles. "You're too late!" she said. She snatched Ariel and ব্যক্ত to Eric, "So long lover-boy." With that, she and Ariel were beneath the waves.
As Eric jumped into a rowboat, মটর realized that even she didn't want to see মাছ girl get taken away দ্বারা the fat psycho.
"Wait!" মটর cried at Eric. "I'm coming with you!"
They rode out to sea in the tiny নৌকা and Eric dived under. মটর of course waited in the নৌকা since she couldn't swim and didn't like getting her hair wet. As she waited, she realized that Eric was in প্রণয় with Ariel and that nothing could change that. মটর realized that her heart's greatest desire was to find প্রণয় as well. Her thoughts were interrupted when the নৌকা began to shake. Something beneath the waves was growing...and growing...Princess মটর looked up in horror at the most terrifying sight she'd ever faced.
(End Of Part 10)
