"Damn, if I was a lesbian, I'd bang her in a heartbeat," মটর told Conrad.
"Maybe she knows of a place where we can stay," Conrad suggested.
"Good thinking," মটর responded. As she and Conrad paddled their ভেলা closer to shore, they noticed another Native woman sitting in a শাল্তি beneath the cliff. She yelled up at the girl on the cliff but neither Conrad nor মটর understood the language they were speaking in.
"How are we supposed to ask two chicks for help when they don't even speak English?" মটর was annoyed.
"Make that one chick," Conrad replied. "The one on the cliff just committed suicide."
Pea turned around to see the beautiful woman diving from the শীর্ষ of the cliff. Although she was extremely graceful about it, মটর couldn't help but the think she was a total psycho. She also noticed a raccoon attempting the same dive, but failing miserably.
"Excuse me!" মটর yelled from afar. "We need some help!"
The two Native women looked shock and immediately rowed away, as fast as possible. মটর wanted to yell at them for being rude bitches but knew it was pointless since they couldn't understand her.
"Well, that was no help at all," Conrad sighed. "Looks like we're gonna have to find our own way around these woods."
"Fine with me," মটর answered.
For about ten minutes, Princess মটর and Conrad wandered aimlessly through the woods. There wasn't much to see but eventually they found a stream that parted in two directions. They followed one of them until they reached a lagoon area. It looked rather magical and মটর immediately decided she would like to live there.
"But Pea, how are we going to survive here?" Conrad asked. "There's no খাবার and no clean drinking water."
"Conrad, don't be so stupid," মটর said. "Even Indians need a convenient store. I'm sure there's some place nearby that sells Evian bottles and ফ্রোজেন dinners. Okay, let's set try and make a fort on শীর্ষ of this huge tree." As মটর began to climb the tree, something rather terrifying happened. The বৃক্ষ came to life and a face appeared in its center.
Pea jumped into Conrad's arms and screamed.
"Oh, no need for that, child," ব্যক্ত the face in the tree.
Suddenly, the beautiful cliff-jumping woman walked inside the lagoon and looked curiously at মটর and Conrad.
"Pocahontas, I was hoping আপনি would visit today," ব্যক্ত the tree. "Don't be alarmed দ্বারা these two strangers. I can see into their souls...they mean no harm."
"Hey, you're the girl who ran away from us earlier! Who are you?" মটর exclaimed.
Suddenly, the spirits of the Earth began to sing a haunting melody and the বৃক্ষ told মটর and Conrad to listen with their hearts.
"My name is Pocahontas," ব্যক্ত the woman.
"Wow, the things আপনি can't do these days দ্বারা just listening with আপনি heart," মটর was very impressed. "I am Princess Peanalita and this is my friend Conrad."
"These are my friends, Meeko and Flit," smiled Pocahontas.
"I don't see anyone..." answered Pea.
"I think she's talking about the bird and the raccoon," ব্যক্ত Conrad.
"Oh," ব্যক্ত Pea. "And what's your name অথবা do we just call আপনি creepy গান গাওয়া tree?"
"I am Grandmother Willow," answered the tree.
"Uh huh," chuckled the princess. "I highly doubt you're my grandma. No one in my family carries the leaves for hair gene. So, Pokey, do আপনি mind if I call আপনি that? Who was that other girl আপনি were with in the canoe?"
"Oh her? That was my best friend Nakoma," answered Pocahontas. "I'm বন্ধু with everyone really, even the চক্রবাক and the otter. Hmmm...Pea, Conrad, maybe আপনি two can help me. I'm having a bit of a moral dilemma. আপনি see, my father wants me to marry Kocoum."
"Well, who the hell's that? His parents obviously didn't like him much if they named him Kocoum," মটর responded, while brushing her hair with her fingers.
"He's a warrior," Pocahontas answered. "I don't actually even know him very well but I do know that he is very serious and doesn't understand my free spirited nature. And lately, I've been having this strange dream about a spinning arrow. It spins and spins and spins until suddenly, it stops."
"Oh, honey," মটর laughed. "You need to stop doing meth অথবা whatever it is that's giving আপনি these freaky dreams. In ballet class, there was this girl I knew named Alice. She was always telling us about these weird dreams she kept having where she would go to some magical land with dancing cards and an invisible cat. We all thought she was a total lunatic. Anyway, the moral is, drugs are not good for your brain. And that concludes today's lesson."
"Wait a second, the spirits of the Earth are telling me something...something's coming! Strange clouds?" Pocahontas began to climb up Grandmother Willow and when she reached the শীর্ষ she stared out at the sky in shock.
"What do আপনি see?" asked Grandmother Willow.
"Clouds," Pocahontas answered. "Strange clouds."
(End Of Part 16)
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