♥ Excuse my laziness. I'm fucking tired.
9. Aurora
They should call her A-bore-a. Hahahahahaha. I have a comedic gift. That was so punny. Anyway, আপনি snooze আপনি lose and since that's exactly what she did for the majority of the film, she gets ninth spot. She seems very sweet and is extremely pretty though. She actually has one really funny moment that people seem to forget.
Phillip: When will I see আপনি again?
Aurora: Oh never! Never!
Phillip: Never?
Aurora: Well, maybe someday.
Phillip: When, tomorrow?
Aurora: Oh no! This evening!
8. Tiana
She's super cute as a kid and has an awesome solo number. Unfortunately she's an animal for a lot of the movie and I always preferred the human centric ডিজনি movies. Also she's a bit of a wet blanket. Come on girl, loosen up. They were probably worried that if they didn't make her super uptight and organized, they'd get accused of racism for making the only Black chick the lazy slob.
7. Pocahontas
Easily the most stunning princess. This girl is so real looking. She's the most beautiful ডিজনি character I've ever seen. She even surpasses Esmeralda for me. Unfortunately she spends most of her time cliff jumping, posing, and running. I wish she was a little spunkier. Poca, it will NOT kill আপনি to smile every once in a while.
6. Cinderella
I প্রণয় her, she is one of the prettiest princesses. Tied with Poca, in my books. But she is a victim of daily abuse so her personality has been watered down due to her tormented life. I'm sure she gets a bit bubblier when she's in the jacuzzi with that guy she marries.
5. Snow White
Oh my God, this girl cracks me up! She's so fucking annoying and everyone in the movie clearly notices. Like when she sees a chair, she screams and all the জন্তু জানোয়ার run out, looking freaked out দ্বারা her overreaction. And when she's wishing on her আপেল the old hag is like: Fine, whatever, now take a bite আপনি little bitch! Anyway, I'm a sucker for a super annoying yet somehow loveable character.
4. Jasmine
Not gonna lie, I প্রণয় her because she's just a tad bitchy. I relate to her because she is just on superbitch mode 24/7. She only lets her guard down when she's with Rajah অথবা Aladdin. I প্রণয় how she tells আলাদীন to jump off the balcony. How many other princesses casually encourage suicide to someone who hasn't really even done anything wrong? HILARIOUS. It's basically ডিজনি lingo for "Go fuck yourself and then die in a hole."
3. Belle
I প্রণয় how she's just such a loser. It's kind of amusing. She's the first ever anti-social princess. At least she sings well and is selfless. Although I stand দ্বারা my theory that BATB romantiticizes abusive relationships. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome, Belle? IT'S CALLED A KIDNAP VICTIM GROWING EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THEIR CAPTOR. Ring a BELLE? Hahahaha, my সেকেন্ড pun in one article. I'm on a roll. I don't really know why I like her. Probably just tradition because I liked her a lot as a kid.
2. Mulan
I technically should like her আরো than my number 1 because she is super awesome but for some reason my হৃদয় will always belong to...
1. Ariel
She's a mermaid. She swims around and looks cool when she's exploring. She sings the best song evaaa. She's adventurous. She's angsty. She's got just a smidge of bitchy in her. She's just the best. End of story, ok?
9. Aurora
They should call her A-bore-a. Hahahahahaha. I have a comedic gift. That was so punny. Anyway, আপনি snooze আপনি lose and since that's exactly what she did for the majority of the film, she gets ninth spot. She seems very sweet and is extremely pretty though. She actually has one really funny moment that people seem to forget.
Phillip: When will I see আপনি again?
Aurora: Oh never! Never!
Phillip: Never?
Aurora: Well, maybe someday.
Phillip: When, tomorrow?
Aurora: Oh no! This evening!
8. Tiana
She's super cute as a kid and has an awesome solo number. Unfortunately she's an animal for a lot of the movie and I always preferred the human centric ডিজনি movies. Also she's a bit of a wet blanket. Come on girl, loosen up. They were probably worried that if they didn't make her super uptight and organized, they'd get accused of racism for making the only Black chick the lazy slob.
7. Pocahontas
Easily the most stunning princess. This girl is so real looking. She's the most beautiful ডিজনি character I've ever seen. She even surpasses Esmeralda for me. Unfortunately she spends most of her time cliff jumping, posing, and running. I wish she was a little spunkier. Poca, it will NOT kill আপনি to smile every once in a while.
6. Cinderella
I প্রণয় her, she is one of the prettiest princesses. Tied with Poca, in my books. But she is a victim of daily abuse so her personality has been watered down due to her tormented life. I'm sure she gets a bit bubblier when she's in the jacuzzi with that guy she marries.
5. Snow White
Oh my God, this girl cracks me up! She's so fucking annoying and everyone in the movie clearly notices. Like when she sees a chair, she screams and all the জন্তু জানোয়ার run out, looking freaked out দ্বারা her overreaction. And when she's wishing on her আপেল the old hag is like: Fine, whatever, now take a bite আপনি little bitch! Anyway, I'm a sucker for a super annoying yet somehow loveable character.
4. Jasmine
Not gonna lie, I প্রণয় her because she's just a tad bitchy. I relate to her because she is just on superbitch mode 24/7. She only lets her guard down when she's with Rajah অথবা Aladdin. I প্রণয় how she tells আলাদীন to jump off the balcony. How many other princesses casually encourage suicide to someone who hasn't really even done anything wrong? HILARIOUS. It's basically ডিজনি lingo for "Go fuck yourself and then die in a hole."
3. Belle
I প্রণয় how she's just such a loser. It's kind of amusing. She's the first ever anti-social princess. At least she sings well and is selfless. Although I stand দ্বারা my theory that BATB romantiticizes abusive relationships. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome, Belle? IT'S CALLED A KIDNAP VICTIM GROWING EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THEIR CAPTOR. Ring a BELLE? Hahahaha, my সেকেন্ড pun in one article. I'm on a roll. I don't really know why I like her. Probably just tradition because I liked her a lot as a kid.
2. Mulan
I technically should like her আরো than my number 1 because she is super awesome but for some reason my হৃদয় will always belong to...
1. Ariel
She's a mermaid. She swims around and looks cool when she's exploring. She sings the best song evaaa. She's adventurous. She's angsty. She's got just a smidge of bitchy in her. She's just the best. End of story, ok?
Prince Ali, yes it is he
But not as আপনি know him
Read my lips and come to grips with reality
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip
His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the earth - whoopee!
So long, ex-Prince Ali!
But not as আপনি know him
Read my lips and come to grips with reality
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip
His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the earth - whoopee!
So long, ex-Prince Ali!
This is my opinion only. But I believe the reasons that Evil কুইন from Snow White and Lady Treamine from সিন্ড্রেলা mistreat the titular characters is different from the in-story explanation.
Evil কুইন used the fact Snow was pretty as an excuse to get rid of an heir to the সিংহাসন which I presumable that the কুইন was ruling for Snow.
Lady Treamine's daughters might be older দ্বারা a few months in the animated ডিজনি movie. And back in those days older daughters were suppose to marry before younger ones.
I don't really have a reason for Edward's step-mother, Narcissa. But I assume that the Kingdom is suppose to be run mostly দ্বারা a Queen?
Evil কুইন used the fact Snow was pretty as an excuse to get rid of an heir to the সিংহাসন which I presumable that the কুইন was ruling for Snow.
Lady Treamine's daughters might be older দ্বারা a few months in the animated ডিজনি movie. And back in those days older daughters were suppose to marry before younger ones.
I don't really have a reason for Edward's step-mother, Narcissa. But I assume that the Kingdom is suppose to be run mostly দ্বারা a Queen?