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শীর্ষ 55 Funny Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

posted by dinu12

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! আপনি threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! আপনি only wish আপনি could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like বেকন and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont আপনি fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...

Owney

posted by laura1233214

It’s generally believed that Owney’s original owner was a mail clerk because, just as Bob the Railway dog was obsessed with trains, Owney loved the scent and texture of mail bags and followed them দ্বারা land, train, অথবা নৌকা wherever they went. When Owney’s owner left for whatever reason, Owney stayed behind at the post office with his precious mailbags. After a while, Owney began to follow the bags, first in mail wagons and then on mail trains. He started to rack up miles, traveling through the county, then the state, and finally the whole United States. Mail clerks were happy to let him...

THE TRUE STORY OF BLOSSOM & HER 4 PUPPY,S.

posted by boltpup

BLOSSOM WAS A MIX BREED DOG WITH 4 PUPPY,S & NO প্রথমপাতা BUT THE STREET,S BUT 1 দিন HER LUCK HAS CHANGE FOR THE GOOD IN A FUNNY WAY I TOOK 1 OF HER PUPPY,S & PUT HER PUP IN THE HOUSE...THE পরবর্তি দিন BLOSSOM WAS BACK FOR PUP BUT I TOOK HER IN WITH HER 4 PUP,S AS WELL EVERY দিন WAS HAPPY FOR BLOSSOM & HER PUPPY,S THEY PLAY,ED EVERY দিন WITH ME SHE HAD 5 PUP,S BUT SHE ONLY HAD 4 BUT 1 দিন HER MISSING কুকুরছানা FOUND US HER MISSING PUP WAS A MOM AS WELL I TRY,ED TO GET HER BUT SHE WAS SCARD OF ME & RAN AWAY & NEVER SEEN HER AGAIN LIFE WAS GOOD FOR BLOSSOM & HER 4 PUP,S UP IN,TIL...

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Hachiko: 'A Dog's Story'

posted by yoki96

Hachikō

Hachikō (born November 10, 1923–March 8, 1935), known in Japanese as chūken Hachikō (忠犬ハチ公?, "faithful dog Hachikō" ('hachi' meaning 'eight', a number referring to the dog's birth order in the litter, and 'kō,' meaning prince অথবা duke)), was an Akita dog born on a farm near the city of Ōdate, Akita Prefecture, remembered for his loyalty to his owner, even many years after his owner's death.

In 1924, Hidesaburō Ueno, a professor in the agriculture department at the বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় of Tokyo took in Hachikō as a pet. During his owner's life Hachikō greeted him at the end of the day...

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Blue Lab scam

posted by 18wanda

As আপনি already know, labs do not come in gray, but some poeple are scammed off into thinking they do, and that they have a rare color in special breeding. Wrong! What people make off as a blue lab is really just a regular ole lab mixed with a Weimeraner, giving the dog the look of a lab with the blue-gray color of the other breed. I saw someone who was marhcing around like they owned the place with the "blue lab." It was hilarious because they didn't know they had a mixed breed they paid 400 dollars for!
These are not labs. If you've heard of these অথবা haven't, now আপনি know.

Bud Nelson

posted by laura1233214

Just one look at Bud Nelson is enough to tell আপনি that he was the greatest dog who ever lived. He’s an old-timey dog wearing goggles in a scratchy black-and-white photo—if he hadn’t existed, he would have been dreamed up for a steampunk novel অথবা Bioshock game. The human in the ছবি is Bud Nelson’s owner, a doctor called Horatio Nelson. Horatio was the first man to ক্রুশ America দ্বারা car in the বছর 1903, with his hilariously named co-driver Sewall K. Crocker and, of course, Bud. That made Bud the first dog to ক্রুশ the United States দ্বারা car.At the time, the automobile was still in its...

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Bob The Railway Dog

posted by laura1233214

Bob was born in South Australia in 1882, and for some reason he loved trains. He spent the early years of his life as a stray, following railway workers to work, until he was rounded up দ্বারা a dogcatcher. It looked as if he was destined for the pound, but luckily for Bob he was bought দ্বারা a kindly station guard who’d taken a liking to him. It worked out well, as his new master allowed him to ride the train with him in the guard’s অগ্রদূত every day. But, eventually, his master got a promotion and he and Bob parted ways. Then Bob started to jump trains alone.Bob traveled up and down Southern Australia,...

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Bamse

posted by laura1233214

Bamse was a Saint Bernard that served aboard a Norwegian minesweeper during World War II. Despite his cute and cuddly appearance—Bamse means “cuddly bear” in Norwegian—he was extremely tough. Bamse was originally brought on board দ্বারা the ship’s captain. When the captain tried to take Bamse with him when leaving for another posting, the crew, who had grown fond of the dog, threatened to leave the ship if he was taken away. They loved the dog so much that they would have mutinied rather than lose him. Bamse became legendary in Dundee and Montrose, where the ship was stationed during...

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THE SICK & EVIL TRUTH ABOUT PET FOOD,S দ্বারা BOLTPUP.

posted by boltpup

IN PET FOODS THEY USE DEAD সারমেয় & মার্জার EVEN ROAD KILL & PETS THAT HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN দ্বারা A VET SOME TIMES IN SHELTER,S THEY PUT DOWN সারমেয় & মার্জার JUST TO MAKE PET খাবার & IT,S ALL OK TO THEM TO KILL PETS TO MAKE PET খাবার THIS UPSET,S ME BIG TIME WHAT IS IN OUR PETS খাবার I THOUGHT PET খাবার WAS MADE OF COW & STUFF BUT IT,S NOT ONLY SO MUCH % IS COW MEAT & THE OTHER IS DOG & CAT MEAT WHAT IS THE WORLD COMEING TO I DONT KNOW BUT TODAY IT,S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD IT,S SICK . , .

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misty the স্কটল্যাণ্ডের লোমশ কুকুর puppy!

posted by misty-moo

mistys dad

my কুকুরছানা is called misty we got her a few months পূর্বে and she means the world to me. she is fast and bubbly in the সাম্প্রতিক snow well.......she loves it. she is nearly one বছর old she was born on 14th april 2009. one of the pictures is her dad meisterwork ghost well known in flyball. she still loves to play and her favourite toy is a tug rope! i hope আপনি have liked learning about misty she is wonder ful and i dont what i would do without her.

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misty-moo

ps i couldnt find the picture of her mum her mums called raven.

misty!!!

misty 1 week before we got her!

misty playing the day we got her!

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my dog roscoe spanky

posted by kcano

my dog roscoe is a basset hound with 1 brown skin around the eye,black dots,brown dots and a পরাকাষ্ঠা spot on শীর্ষ of the nose dosent bark at all not fat and an eliphant but হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ if u seen u would lol.spanky is a funny name but he is a surviver.he survived parvo.(a dog disese)and he is a rottrilier so thats all my dogs.my rats name is jerry.yes its from tom and jerry.thes a hooded rat,well my friend told me that,his head is black and he has black dots on him.he was my snakes খাবার but she didnt eat him so hes r pet since he was a ratling.i have a snake thats named kristal and is a gray banded king snake(which is funny cuz my snakes a girl) anyways,thats all my pet.i had some সারমেয় that died and coupil of iguanas some birds and some snakes 2 and a turtal named kc and a মাছ named kc also.thats all thx 4 পাঠ করা if u liked it give me sime শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য plz thx

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If tears could build a stairway I'd walk right up to heaven and bring আপনি back to me.

posted by Spotted4

4 days befor Thanksgiving my dog Perdy died. And today I saw 5 solid whit doves,all দিন I was wondering what it meant.Then 2
Dachshund got out of are neighbor backyard.When we return them it hit me that I'd nevre see her again.I think that the 5 solid whit doves was God telling me that she is in heaven with Him.

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You're My Dog - A Poem for "Fetch"

posted by Dearheart

My dog, Fetch. (Isn't he cute?)

This is a poem I wrote for my dog when I was twelve years old. He's a dumb but adorable black lab named Fetch (even though he DOESN'T fetch) and he used to get into all sorts of trouble. It took my mom four years to finally get to like him. He's 8 years old now...and still as puppyish as ever!

You shed black hair
But I don't care.
আপনি run away
But that's okay.
You're a dull-headed kind
But I don't mind -
'Cause you're my dog.

আপনি beg at the table
Whenever you're able.
আপনি track mud on the floor
Then আপনি track in some more.
Oh the mischief আপনি do!
But I still প্রণয় আপনি -
'Cause you're my dog.

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Princess the Pit-Bull

posted by snusnu13

It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 বছর old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...

Bummer And Lazarus

posted by laura1233214

In the 1860s, two stray সারমেয় called Bummer and Lazarus were প্রদত্ত the run of the city of San Francisco at a time when any other stray dog would have been rounded up and thrown in the pound. But Bummer and Lazarus were different—they were celebrities. The newspapers of the দিন reported their doggy exploits as if they were Posh and Becks অথবা Brad and Angelina. If they got into a fight with rival dogs, the papers often printed an exaggerated account of it the পরবর্তি day, complete with eyewitness testimony and a dramatized cartoon of the event. Even Mark Twain took time out from working on Huckleberry...

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Swansea Jack

posted by laura1233214

Swansea Jack was a black retriever who lived with his owner William Thomas near the River Tawe in Swansea, Wales, during the 1930s. One day, Jack saw a small boy drowning in the river and ran in, pulling the boy to কূল দ্বারা the scruff of his neck. There was no one around to see it, and had circumstances been different, the boy would probably have spent the rest of his life telling the story to people who would never believe him. But Jack wasn’t done. Within a few weeks, Jack rescued another swimmer, this time with witnesses in attendance. And then another. And another. And so on. Over the...

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My friend got a dog, and then got rid of it! WHY!?

posted by Flo3900

My friend got a new কুকুরছানা dog over the weekend. It was a little Malamute too! He was only young and excited. And within a week they had already got rid of him! Why? Just because he had bit her on the toe! It was only a little scratch and it didn't bleed. I thought they'd keep him cause they've already got like, 5 dogs! But no! They got rid of him. Seriously?! They've also got about 20 lizards and snakes. They've never put one of their snakes down just because it bit them! I just hope the little কুকুরছানা is OK and they haven't put him to sleep...

Big world's animal Tournament chapter 1-intro

posted by Deadheart3

MY AVATAR! YAY!

Big world's animal Tournament is a six book series, created দ্বারা SSJ2deadheart, a.k.a Deadheart3. This is only an intro, so if আপনি want the story, it will be up shortly. Also, this may contain SPOILERS! আপনি have been warned.

Name-Kaito Age-14
Apperance-Canide, black eyes, brown/orange fur, 5"1, and usually...stern.
Description- Kaito is 14 when first introduced in the series, the only time আপনি actually see him in a younger age, is in B.W.A.T. Ace and Kaito: A look under the fur. Kaito is mostly described as the normal teenager, just a bit different. Kaito acts YEARS আরো mature than his age, and...

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stop killing dogs!

posted by 220340

people are so mean to dogs. lots of people kill সারমেয় for meat. that is so cruel. people give সারমেয় so little of খাবার and not alot of মহাকাশ for them to run. people hang সারমেয় till they are dead. that is mean! i প্রণয় সারমেয় and other people প্রণয় then too! what do people think they are when they kill dogs!?! it is just so mean and cruel! who knows how many সারমেয় people kill each day, mouths, and years! people should never never never kill a dog! it is just so mean and cruel! it should be a law that NO ONE can change! it should be PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER KILL ANY ANIAMAL! CATS, DOGS, FISH, WE SHAW NEVER KILL THEM! and if someone kills any aniamal, they should get arrested! i hate to see সারমেয় die, অথবা any animal die. it is sad, mean, and cruel to kill dogs! people should stop it right away! also people make them aggressive before thay kill them! SO MEAN!

cute and furry never kill them

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Tallest dog in the world

posted by keninv

George is in the গিনেস Book of World Records for a reason. This Great Dane is the largest dog in the world.

He made it into the book because he is over 7 ft tall and weighs 245 pounds. He is the 'Greatest Dane' around!Just think about how much George eats per day! His owner, David Nasser, has to feed him about 110 lbs. of chow each month.

Can আপনি imagine what a stir he causes when David takes George for a walk in the neighborhood? One thing is fore sure, none of the other সারমেয় are sure to mess with him. When আপনি are a dog as big as Giant George, other pups প্রদর্শনী some respect!