Averege day. August 12th, 2012, warm and muggy. Luckily the Penguins HQ was as cool as if it had an air condidtioner ( we had one a while back but Kowalski tinkered with it and it blew up, no shock there, huh?)
We were all going about our duties, Skipper deemed it too uncomfortable to train, so we had free time. CC and i were লেখা POM fanfiction (or in our case fantruth, but who else would know that we LIVE with the Penguins?). My cousin, Kristen was in another fandom altogether: the World of Hetalia, and she was sitting here contentedly লেখা herself into that world., Kowalski hadn't left his lab since last night, presumably building his latest epic fail, and the rest ( Private, Rico and Skipper) were playing some card game and Skipper was about to win, when we heard Kowalski gasp in delight.
"3,2,1......" ব্যক্ত CC and Kristen at the same time, followed দ্বারা 'jinx, double jinx, triple jinx (etc....)"
Kowalski burst out of the lab, sending cards flying everywhere, ruining the game. Something was...off about the whole thing. He looked a bit nervous, then his demeanor quickly changed to his giddy I-Just-Invented-Something-Amazing-That'll-Change-Our-Lives-Don't-Worry-It-Won't-Blow-Up face.
"Kowalski! What in the name of Comissioner McSlade is this?! আপনি just wrecked our card game!" ব্যক্ত Skipper
"Sorry, sir, but I've just invented something that will change our lives! Don't worry, it won't blow up this time!" he said
Told আপনি so.Anyways, he went on to explain what it did:" This in my Animalsdehumanizer! I was inspired to build it দ্বারা পাঠ করা all of those wonderful, but occasionally disturbing humanized fanfictions about us!"
"Disturbing? How?" asked Private
"A common theme in them is Rico and myself falling in love, অথবা আপনি and Skipper, অথবা me and Skipper and আপনি and Rico. There are many more, but those are the most popular."
"Glad i asked...." ব্যক্ত Private, slightly aghast.
"Has it been tested?" I ask
"No, but that's why we have the ইঁদুর King, even if he is a cyborg, it will still affect him."
"Cyborg? i thought আপনি ব্যক্ত he was one of those robot doubles!" ব্যক্ত Skipper
"it would sound better to আপনি if I ব্যক্ত he was, instead of the ACTUAL ইঁদুর King, with added robot parts and a slightly reprogrammed brain."
Just then, he burst in out of our rooms. "You called, dude? Wait! No! No Way am i being a lab ইঁদুর again, especially for YOU!"
too late, since Kowalski fired the রশ্মি gun. Standing where the ইঁদুর once stood was a tall buff man wearing a faded red tank top, a gray hoodie with ripped sleeves, and gray pants with heavy combat boots. আপনি could see the ইঁদুর king in his face, The arched eyebrows, the deep set eves and the buckteeth were the same, he had a military haircut, and a five o clock shadow.
Deeming the experiment a success, it was time to test it on themselves. the results shocked us all.......
To be continued.............. (lunch break :P)
We were all going about our duties, Skipper deemed it too uncomfortable to train, so we had free time. CC and i were লেখা POM fanfiction (or in our case fantruth, but who else would know that we LIVE with the Penguins?). My cousin, Kristen was in another fandom altogether: the World of Hetalia, and she was sitting here contentedly লেখা herself into that world., Kowalski hadn't left his lab since last night, presumably building his latest epic fail, and the rest ( Private, Rico and Skipper) were playing some card game and Skipper was about to win, when we heard Kowalski gasp in delight.
"3,2,1......" ব্যক্ত CC and Kristen at the same time, followed দ্বারা 'jinx, double jinx, triple jinx (etc....)"
Kowalski burst out of the lab, sending cards flying everywhere, ruining the game. Something was...off about the whole thing. He looked a bit nervous, then his demeanor quickly changed to his giddy I-Just-Invented-Something-Amazing-That'll-Change-Our-Lives-Don't-Worry-It-Won't-Blow-Up face.
"Kowalski! What in the name of Comissioner McSlade is this?! আপনি just wrecked our card game!" ব্যক্ত Skipper
"Sorry, sir, but I've just invented something that will change our lives! Don't worry, it won't blow up this time!" he said
Told আপনি so.Anyways, he went on to explain what it did:" This in my Animalsdehumanizer! I was inspired to build it দ্বারা পাঠ করা all of those wonderful, but occasionally disturbing humanized fanfictions about us!"
"Disturbing? How?" asked Private
"A common theme in them is Rico and myself falling in love, অথবা আপনি and Skipper, অথবা me and Skipper and আপনি and Rico. There are many more, but those are the most popular."
"Glad i asked...." ব্যক্ত Private, slightly aghast.
"Has it been tested?" I ask
"No, but that's why we have the ইঁদুর King, even if he is a cyborg, it will still affect him."
"Cyborg? i thought আপনি ব্যক্ত he was one of those robot doubles!" ব্যক্ত Skipper
"it would sound better to আপনি if I ব্যক্ত he was, instead of the ACTUAL ইঁদুর King, with added robot parts and a slightly reprogrammed brain."
Just then, he burst in out of our rooms. "You called, dude? Wait! No! No Way am i being a lab ইঁদুর again, especially for YOU!"
too late, since Kowalski fired the রশ্মি gun. Standing where the ইঁদুর once stood was a tall buff man wearing a faded red tank top, a gray hoodie with ripped sleeves, and gray pants with heavy combat boots. আপনি could see the ইঁদুর king in his face, The arched eyebrows, the deep set eves and the buckteeth were the same, he had a military haircut, and a five o clock shadow.
Deeming the experiment a success, it was time to test it on themselves. the results shocked us all.......
To be continued.............. (lunch break :P)
(the irony)
Me: *gasp*
in summer camp
Kowlaksi: no!
there is something
Doris: *screams*
that is most feared
Me: *evil smirk holding a knife*
jelousy
Julien: well...MAURICE! BE MY PROTECTER!
so beware
Joanna: eek!
অথবা she will come and get you
Kowalski: what kind of logic are আপনি talking about? hat makes not sense!
In The Death Of Doris The শুশুক
Everyone: *scream*
End Of Trailer.
(scary huh? .FT.)
since it says this needs to be longer, যেভাবে খুশী time!
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kowalksikowlaksikowlaksikowalksikowlaksikowalskikowalksikowalksikowalksi
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:P
Me: *gasp*
in summer camp
Kowlaksi: no!
there is something
Doris: *screams*
that is most feared
Me: *evil smirk holding a knife*
jelousy
Julien: well...MAURICE! BE MY PROTECTER!
so beware
Joanna: eek!
অথবা she will come and get you
Kowalski: what kind of logic are আপনি talking about? hat makes not sense!
In The Death Of Doris The শুশুক
Everyone: *scream*
End Of Trailer.
(scary huh? .FT.)
since it says this needs to be longer, যেভাবে খুশী time!
BLABLABLABLABLABLALRHAHGBRAEHrwhrRHBRHJNGRA
kowalksikowlaksikowlaksikowalksikowlaksikowalskikowalksikowalksikowalksi
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:P
