I was sitting in the audience of a large crowd in Central park. The stage was usually reserved for concerts and the like, but today it would play host to several voice actors doing a Q &A event. The Actors in প্রশ্ন : Danny Jacbos, Neil Patrick Hariss,, Karl Deidrich Dader,and Nicole Sullivan would be answering প্রশ্ন asked দ্বারা অনুরাগী of the Show.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because, most likely, he wanted them to meet the REAL জন্তু জানোয়ার who's voices they do.
It wouldn't be the first time he did this. Normally, it would be Tom McGrath (he WAS one of our agents up until yesterday. he had to go back home, but for a while he lived with me, my Cousin Kristen, CC and the penguins in the Zoo) and the others who voice the Penguins, but they refused (At least according to Jeff bennet in his letter0 on the grounds that they didn't want to be associated with this at all since the Producers at DreamWorks have been making money off the Penguins' lives for four years.
No one else, but them, us. and the producers knew this. the other actors just knew they couldn't go and the producers picked them at যেভাবে খুশী to take their place.
They were done with the Q&A session, and then they had a drawing of names to have a luck অনুরাগী and four others of their choosing to spend a দিন with them. As luck would have it, Skipper's alias: Petey Fahlcon was called. I guess it was rigged, since that was EXCATLY what he wanted to happen.
Still অভিনয় like their characters they were talking amongst theirselves as we walked up to meet them,"That was fun, dudes!' ব্যক্ত Bader ( the voice of the ইঁদুর king)
"Yes, i have to agree, i didn't suspect for a moment that we would have a fanbaase that's in their 20's' ব্যক্ত Harriss ( he voice of Blowhole)
'You're never too old to enjoy the fabuliciousness of Julien's booty shaking.' ব্যক্ত Jacobs ( Julien's voice)
"oh, and then there's the whole "Skilene" thing! I wonder if they're going to write an episode about THAT" ব্যক্ত Sullivan ( Marlene)
"All right, how would আপনি be liking to spend your day? Uh, sorry, force of habit. i mean, what would আপনি five like to do? it's your choice."asked Danny
Skipper was about to say something most likely mildly offensive, when Rico spoke up," We'd just like to talk. This is some stuff that we could'nt say in front of all those kids."
"is it true that they're cancelling POM?" I asked
"We're not sure ourselves. I mean, i can speak for all of us when i say that i প্রণয় doing this job! it's fun!' ব্যক্ত Nicole
"I especially প্রণয় saying "Pen-gu-ins!" it's one of my পছন্দ things about voicing Blowhole! Everybody
loves a good villain, right Karl?"
"Yep. Wait, since when is the ইঁদুর King a villain?" ব্যক্ত Karl
"Since he was introduced." i said, matter-of-factly.
"True, so true.' ব্যক্ত Nicole, "So was that it? was that all আপনি wanted to know?'
"Negative Mar- i mean Ms. Sullivan.' ব্যক্ত Skipper.
'Wow! That's the best Skipper impression I've ever heard! Wait, were আপনি about to call me Marlene?'
'Force of habit. আপনি look alot like a girl i know whose name, coincidentally , happens to be Marlene." he said
She just dismissed it as a slip of the tounge. "What WERE আপনি going to ask us?"
"Let's see here, i have a list.' ব্যক্ত kowalski, muttering as he was flipping through it,' Aha! here it is! 'if আপনি found out that the Penguins were real, what would আপনি do?""
"i think I'd flip out! that's be way cool if they were! ' ব্যক্ত Danny
" i don't know. I'd probably faint on spot. it'd be a shock.' ব্যক্ত Nicole
"I'd go and meet Blowhole!' ব্যক্ত Harriss, earning a look from Skipper( his "really?' look)
'i'll want to meet the ইঁদুর King. he's awesome." ব্যক্ত Karl.
"I thought of something that's better than awesome.' i said
"What is it? I'd like to know, myself.' he said
"Epic Awesome. It's a new fad, আপনি know, like the whole 'Skorka' thing?" i said
"THAT should've been in the script fotr that episode.'
While the rest exxganged small talk about the show,
I sat down and thought about what had happened.
"So, Sir, ' I ব্যক্ত to Skipper," They'd like to meet the Penguins, huh? let's give them EXACTLY what they want!'
'Men, Formation!" ordered Skipper
It was awkward. it looked much better when they were penguins.
"What the heck is this?" ব্যক্ত Nicole, looking at them as if they were insane (weeeellll....she's not wrong......)"you guys actually think you're the Penguins?"
"That's crazy!' ব্যক্ত Danny. " This is SO going on facebook!"
After they had broken out of formation, they were confused দ্বারা the Actor's reactions.
I had to find proof, and Fast! Wait, That was it!
"I know something,I"D like to do! Let's go to the zoo! I have tickets for each of us!'
"not a bad idea, soldier. let's move!' ব্যক্ত Skipper.
'are আপনি guys coming অথবা not?" he called over his shoulder. They had no choice but to follow.
Entering the zoo, they were thouroughly unimpressed until we reached Marlene's place.
"Marlene? আপনি in there? ' called out Skipper.
'Coming! ooh, visitiors!" she called as she flipped and splashed into her pool.
Swimming over to whee we were, she ব্যক্ত hello to me and the Birds...er, human penguins.(?)
The look on Nicole's face was absolutely priceless!
"it's real?' she asked Skipper," আপনি really are Skipper?"
"of course he is Skipper, silly billy human! Can আপনি not tell? he had the feathers and the beak, duh!" shouted Julien.
This was too much for the rest to handel. karl looked like he was about to have a হৃদয় attack when the )thankfully) humanized ইঁদুর King walked over from Joey's Pen ( they were becoming fast friends)
"Flightless birds.' he greeted
"Diseased rodentia." shot back Skipper
"Yo, what's his deal? ' he asked me, looking at Karl, who was too shocked for words. They finally struck a conversation when Neil asked me, "let me guess, Blowhole's memory is wiped clean,for now."
"Affirmative."
"And the reason Tom and the others couldn't make it is because they know about this?"
"yes and no. they're perfectly fine with the Birds being real, but they ব্যক্ত no since DreamWorks has been spying on the Birds and passing the re -animated (that's what they're calling it, but it's OBVIOUSLY not অ্যানিমেশন if they look like this) footage as episodes. THAT's not cool."
"Oh. Oh, no. How do the birds feel about this?
"Mad as ever. But, like Mr Katzenberg, আপনি guys have to Swear not to tell anyone!"
"No prob" called Danny, over দ্বারা the Lemurs
"Lips are sealed." ব্যক্ত Nicole
"Mine too!' ব্যক্ত Karl
'Yep.' ব্যক্ত Neil
"Good," ব্যক্ত Skipper," Now that we have an understanding-"
He set off a smoke bomb, leaving the Actor's coughing. Just before we left for the Habitat he called "You didn't see anything!"
The End.
That's it, bye for now until I get back from vacation on the 22nd.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because, most likely, he wanted them to meet the REAL জন্তু জানোয়ার who's voices they do.
It wouldn't be the first time he did this. Normally, it would be Tom McGrath (he WAS one of our agents up until yesterday. he had to go back home, but for a while he lived with me, my Cousin Kristen, CC and the penguins in the Zoo) and the others who voice the Penguins, but they refused (At least according to Jeff bennet in his letter0 on the grounds that they didn't want to be associated with this at all since the Producers at DreamWorks have been making money off the Penguins' lives for four years.
No one else, but them, us. and the producers knew this. the other actors just knew they couldn't go and the producers picked them at যেভাবে খুশী to take their place.
They were done with the Q&A session, and then they had a drawing of names to have a luck অনুরাগী and four others of their choosing to spend a দিন with them. As luck would have it, Skipper's alias: Petey Fahlcon was called. I guess it was rigged, since that was EXCATLY what he wanted to happen.
Still অভিনয় like their characters they were talking amongst theirselves as we walked up to meet them,"That was fun, dudes!' ব্যক্ত Bader ( the voice of the ইঁদুর king)
"Yes, i have to agree, i didn't suspect for a moment that we would have a fanbaase that's in their 20's' ব্যক্ত Harriss ( he voice of Blowhole)
'You're never too old to enjoy the fabuliciousness of Julien's booty shaking.' ব্যক্ত Jacobs ( Julien's voice)
"oh, and then there's the whole "Skilene" thing! I wonder if they're going to write an episode about THAT" ব্যক্ত Sullivan ( Marlene)
"All right, how would আপনি be liking to spend your day? Uh, sorry, force of habit. i mean, what would আপনি five like to do? it's your choice."asked Danny
Skipper was about to say something most likely mildly offensive, when Rico spoke up," We'd just like to talk. This is some stuff that we could'nt say in front of all those kids."
"is it true that they're cancelling POM?" I asked
"We're not sure ourselves. I mean, i can speak for all of us when i say that i প্রণয় doing this job! it's fun!' ব্যক্ত Nicole
"I especially প্রণয় saying "Pen-gu-ins!" it's one of my পছন্দ things about voicing Blowhole! Everybody
loves a good villain, right Karl?"
"Yep. Wait, since when is the ইঁদুর King a villain?" ব্যক্ত Karl
"Since he was introduced." i said, matter-of-factly.
"True, so true.' ব্যক্ত Nicole, "So was that it? was that all আপনি wanted to know?'
"Negative Mar- i mean Ms. Sullivan.' ব্যক্ত Skipper.
'Wow! That's the best Skipper impression I've ever heard! Wait, were আপনি about to call me Marlene?'
'Force of habit. আপনি look alot like a girl i know whose name, coincidentally , happens to be Marlene." he said
She just dismissed it as a slip of the tounge. "What WERE আপনি going to ask us?"
"Let's see here, i have a list.' ব্যক্ত kowalski, muttering as he was flipping through it,' Aha! here it is! 'if আপনি found out that the Penguins were real, what would আপনি do?""
"i think I'd flip out! that's be way cool if they were! ' ব্যক্ত Danny
" i don't know. I'd probably faint on spot. it'd be a shock.' ব্যক্ত Nicole
"I'd go and meet Blowhole!' ব্যক্ত Harriss, earning a look from Skipper( his "really?' look)
'i'll want to meet the ইঁদুর King. he's awesome." ব্যক্ত Karl.
"I thought of something that's better than awesome.' i said
"What is it? I'd like to know, myself.' he said
"Epic Awesome. It's a new fad, আপনি know, like the whole 'Skorka' thing?" i said
"THAT should've been in the script fotr that episode.'
While the rest exxganged small talk about the show,
I sat down and thought about what had happened.
"So, Sir, ' I ব্যক্ত to Skipper," They'd like to meet the Penguins, huh? let's give them EXACTLY what they want!'
'Men, Formation!" ordered Skipper
It was awkward. it looked much better when they were penguins.
"What the heck is this?" ব্যক্ত Nicole, looking at them as if they were insane (weeeellll....she's not wrong......)"you guys actually think you're the Penguins?"
"That's crazy!' ব্যক্ত Danny. " This is SO going on facebook!"
After they had broken out of formation, they were confused দ্বারা the Actor's reactions.
I had to find proof, and Fast! Wait, That was it!
"I know something,I"D like to do! Let's go to the zoo! I have tickets for each of us!'
"not a bad idea, soldier. let's move!' ব্যক্ত Skipper.
'are আপনি guys coming অথবা not?" he called over his shoulder. They had no choice but to follow.
Entering the zoo, they were thouroughly unimpressed until we reached Marlene's place.
"Marlene? আপনি in there? ' called out Skipper.
'Coming! ooh, visitiors!" she called as she flipped and splashed into her pool.
Swimming over to whee we were, she ব্যক্ত hello to me and the Birds...er, human penguins.(?)
The look on Nicole's face was absolutely priceless!
"it's real?' she asked Skipper," আপনি really are Skipper?"
"of course he is Skipper, silly billy human! Can আপনি not tell? he had the feathers and the beak, duh!" shouted Julien.
This was too much for the rest to handel. karl looked like he was about to have a হৃদয় attack when the )thankfully) humanized ইঁদুর King walked over from Joey's Pen ( they were becoming fast friends)
"Flightless birds.' he greeted
"Diseased rodentia." shot back Skipper
"Yo, what's his deal? ' he asked me, looking at Karl, who was too shocked for words. They finally struck a conversation when Neil asked me, "let me guess, Blowhole's memory is wiped clean,for now."
"Affirmative."
"And the reason Tom and the others couldn't make it is because they know about this?"
"yes and no. they're perfectly fine with the Birds being real, but they ব্যক্ত no since DreamWorks has been spying on the Birds and passing the re -animated (that's what they're calling it, but it's OBVIOUSLY not অ্যানিমেশন if they look like this) footage as episodes. THAT's not cool."
"Oh. Oh, no. How do the birds feel about this?
"Mad as ever. But, like Mr Katzenberg, আপনি guys have to Swear not to tell anyone!"
"No prob" called Danny, over দ্বারা the Lemurs
"Lips are sealed." ব্যক্ত Nicole
"Mine too!' ব্যক্ত Karl
'Yep.' ব্যক্ত Neil
"Good," ব্যক্ত Skipper," Now that we have an understanding-"
He set off a smoke bomb, leaving the Actor's coughing. Just before we left for the Habitat he called "You didn't see anything!"
The End.
That's it, bye for now until I get back from vacation on the 22nd.
Truth in lies 5.1
"Eurika! It's done!" kowalski burst out the lab with a small box in hand. Attached to the box was a long string with a শিরস্ত্রাণ on the end.
"skipper?" e called.
Silence.
"skipper, rico, private where are আপনি guys?"
আরো silence.
Kowalski ran to Marlene's place.
"Marlene have আপনি seen skipper?" kowalski panted as he chocked out his words.
"yeah, I saw them being carried off দ্বারা some big animals." she answered.
"and amber?"
"I last saw her with that new guy. I dot know what happened to her-"
Kowalski left before she could finish the sentance.
Kowalski searched the entire park, the whole city, and just about all of manhattan.
Nothing.
He searched via radio waves, radar, Nd a lot of other things.
Still nothing.
He worried for hours.
Until he realized exactly what happened, and who done it.
TBC...
"Eurika! It's done!" kowalski burst out the lab with a small box in hand. Attached to the box was a long string with a শিরস্ত্রাণ on the end.
"skipper?" e called.
Silence.
"skipper, rico, private where are আপনি guys?"
আরো silence.
Kowalski ran to Marlene's place.
"Marlene have আপনি seen skipper?" kowalski panted as he chocked out his words.
"yeah, I saw them being carried off দ্বারা some big animals." she answered.
"and amber?"
"I last saw her with that new guy. I dot know what happened to her-"
Kowalski left before she could finish the sentance.
Kowalski searched the entire park, the whole city, and just about all of manhattan.
Nothing.
He searched via radio waves, radar, Nd a lot of other things.
Still nothing.
He worried for hours.
Until he realized exactly what happened, and who done it.
TBC...