This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks দ্বারা আপনি wish আপনি could sex her
But you're standin on the দেওয়াল like আপনি was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then আপনি ate so much আপনি nearly বিভক্ত করা your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down পরবর্তি to আপনি and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes...

Pilot

Rachel: "Look guys, these steps are not hard! I’ve been doing them since preschool!"
Kurt: "I’m sorry, did I miss the election for queen. Cause I didn’t vote for you."

Finn: "Look, I owe আপনি guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!"
Rachel: "That was you?"
Kurt: "You and your বন্ধু threw pee balloons at me."
Finn: "I know."
Kurt: "You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof."

Showmance

(To bullies) "One দিন আপনি will all work for me."

(To Mercedes) "You look like a technicolor zebra."

Mercedes:...

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